Read this funny joke
A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building
needs a handsaw so
he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to
him, but he can't
hear, so he does sign language. The man on the 3rd floor
does sign
language.
He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee
meaning "need", and
moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.
The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his
pants, and starts
masturbating.
The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to
the 1st floor and
says, "What the **** is wrong with you dumbass? I said I
need handsaw!!"
The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to
tell you I'm
coming."