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Old 09-29-2000, 09:16 PM
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Read this funny joke

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building
needs a handsaw so
he sees another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to
him, but he can't
hear, so he does sign language. The man on the 3rd floor
does sign
language.
He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee
meaning "need", and
moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.
The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his
pants, and starts
masturbating.
The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to
the 1st floor and
says, "What the **** is wrong with you dumbass? I said I
need handsaw!!"
The other guy says," I knew that, I was just trying to
tell you I'm
coming."


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Old 09-29-2000, 09:18 PM
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Talking ROFLMAO!

Ai ya ya! There *are* kiddies reading these boards, you know... Uhmmm... Well, maybe.

But dead funny nonetheless.

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Old 09-30-2000, 12:45 AM
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HEHEHEHEHEHE..

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Old 09-30-2000, 12:56 AM
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Ah, bloody good joke.

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Old 09-30-2000, 11:16 AM
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Cool LOL

Good one!

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Old 09-30-2000, 11:20 AM
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Oh my virgin ear! :-O

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Old 09-30-2000, 11:34 AM
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Me so coming????

Hahahaahaa,
you just took my virginity from my ears and eye. Just playing, thats really funny, in a sick perverted way.

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Old 11-25-2002, 08:13 PM
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Hehehehehe,that was a good one in deed!!!

Another 1:

How can you tell if a woman is tickalish????

Give her a testicle (Test Tickle)

Hehehehehehe

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Old 11-25-2002, 08:14 PM
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Hehehehehe,that was a good one in deed!!!

Another 1:

How can you tell if a woman is tickalish????

Give her a testicle (Test Tickle)

Hehehehehehe

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Old 11-25-2002, 08:22 PM
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Great stuff there... probably not one I'd hit my mother-in-law with, but definately will be used next time I'm at the bar .

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Old 11-25-2002, 08:27 PM
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I already heard it but it's still funny netherless.

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Old 11-25-2002, 08:36 PM
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That was great...

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Old 11-25-2002, 10:49 PM
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Thanks ...... I read it while drinking....... *Sigh* My monitor is now turning strange colors

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Old 11-25-2002, 10:51 PM
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Haha, I needed that

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Old 11-26-2002, 06:46 AM
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Hahahahahahahaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!

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