01-02-2004, 05:19 AM
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How To Foil An Alien Abduction
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01-02-2004, 05:27 AM
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I don't know what's worst, that it's a joke, or that it was really published in a book?
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01-02-2004, 05:27 AM
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It is actually published in a book.
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01-02-2004, 05:42 AM
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I cant belive it was actually published as a book.
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Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone. If you're desperate, try and sell it a life insurance policy--that usually repels humans, and it may also work on EBEs.
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to true
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01-02-2004, 07:01 AM
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Good tips! One thing that might repel an EBE is to play Mariah Carey! 
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01-02-2004, 02:14 PM
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Man. I sure could have used this information about a year ago........
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01-02-2004, 05:51 PM
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I'm all about the foil hats. They call me crazy, but I'll show them one day.
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01-02-2004, 06:11 PM
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I'm all about the foil hats. They call me crazy, but I'll show them one day.
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Amen, I'm with you brother! And they call us crazy, pff 
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01-02-2004, 06:14 PM
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the foil hats.. like on the movie signs?
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01-02-2004, 06:17 PM
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Good tips! One thing that might repel an EBE is to play Mariah Carey!
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i think i'd ask to go with them if you did that 
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01-02-2004, 06:23 PM
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Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone. If you're desperate, try and sell it a life insurance policy--that usually repels humans, and it may also work on EBEs.
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Will that work on a Jehovahs Witness too?
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01-02-2004, 06:26 PM
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The book, if its a book, is not *THAT* funny... it did make me grin a little...
Its also kind of a rippoff from: The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
At least, the general idea is...
Just my opinion...
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01-02-2004, 08:14 PM
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It was in thoes Worst Scenerio Books.. Also in the back of Popular Science.
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01-03-2004, 01:20 AM
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Hey they forgot my best rule. Take off the face of the alien and picture it as a turkey. He'll get the message and run fast to that spaceship unless he wants to become my turkey meat
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