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[CLucich]

Alright, just finished a conversation about drinking experiences. Let's hear your worst drunken experience.

Mine: (years ago)

I got sick at a party mixing my alcohol when I knew better (but at that age, what the hell right?), puked over the upstairs balcony and it landed all over the chicks head from the party below.

Yours?

[webworkz]

I drank way too much hard liquor and puked all over a friends car. I was so out of it, for hours, that the people at the party managed to write all over my face in permanent marker while I was passed out in my own vomit.

I woke up the next morning, and my mom walked in and slapped the crap out of me when she heard me in my room.

I wonder what tipped her off ...

Stumbling into my bedroom at 4AM?

Covered in my own vomit?

Hrmmm...


Anyway, the hangover was not nearly as bad as getting the crap kicked out of me by my mom.

[IHSL]

My worst ever was last year on Paddy's day...

A large group of us headed to the city to celebrate, we pretty much ended up drinking from 11am all the way through til 3am the next morning.

Somewhere during the evening, i apparently asked somesone to save my phone and my jacket (which contained my wallet and both mine, and 5 of my friends hotel keys - they didn't want to carry their own keys incase they lost them).

So, 3am rolls around, and keep in consideration, we're talking about Nova Scotia, in mid march, so the temperature was ice cold, and i soon sober up, as do my friends, when we all realise what i had done.

We get back to the hotel, and explain the situation to the front desk, they pretty much laughed at us, but gave us spare keys... all 6 of our hotel rooms had been emptied of our belongings

In the end, I myself lost my wallet with probably just a few hundred bucks in, plus my CC's, which I cancelled before anything had been extracted from my account, i also lost my cellphone, my jacket, all the clothes i had taken to the city with me.

Most of my friends were rather more fortunate, as they lost just a few clothes and some minor belongings, with the exception of one guy, who had "conveniently" left his wedding ring behind, for obvious reasons..............

I still get ribbed for what happenned, and i probably always will

[Odd Fact]

I can remember a late night at a Denny's throwing up all over a bathroom stall. When I came out a policeman was using the other urinal. He looked me over(i was obviouly drunk). I smiled and said "don't eat the eggs man."

I'm glad he didn't follow me back to the table or outside. He wold have noticed it took three of us to drive.

The are other stories of my night's in bar bands. Some revole around hookers, cigars, and the phrase "just how married are you?"

[Steve Saw]

This thread can only get better

[The Prohacker]

Originally posted by Odd Fact

The are other stories of my night's in bar bands. Some revole around hookers, cigars, and the phrase "just how married are you?"

*hangs head in shame* Been there.. Done that... Gotta love the line "Mind over mater baby.. If you don't mind.. He don't mater"

I've ended up waking up in a completely differnt state from the one I started drinking in..

Gotta love waking up the next morning and wondering where your pants are

Number one thing to do to the first person to pass out.. Marker.. And occasoinally tea bag (On females only)

[Aussie Bob]

I've been drunk only once [and that one time too many]. We were building a house out bush in Goondiwindi, and staying in the local pub. It was me and my apprentice. We were doing 14 hr days etc. There was another carpenter gang building a house around the corner and they were staying at the same pub.

It was hot as heck and around the middle of Summer. I ran out of water around 4pm and we didn't knock off until 7pm. Got back to the pub and the other carpernter gang dropped in to our room.

They had a carton of "Tallies" [big bottles of beer]. I've never been a beer man [just the taste of it was blahhhhh] but for some reason I skulled down 4 of these bottles in a 15 to 20 minute period. I was drinking it like water because I was so thirsty.

Well, that was about it for me. I remember looking up and seeing a toilet. I then somehow ended up in my bed with shoes removed. I woke up the next morning at 5am, bright as a button. My apprentice thought he was getting the day off.

Never again. Never again . . . .

[Acroplex]

Location: Immitos mountain, overlooking Athens
Time: After 11pm, on a cold winter night in 1988
Event: Creation of urine holograms by 3 drunk buddies.

We actually managed to "write" words on the black asphalt. Urine reflects ambient light quite nicely

[webworkz]

Originally posted by Aussie Bob
pukie-cookies

Dehydrated + alcohol?

What were you thinking?!



EDIT: This thread is destined for greatness.

[Aussie Bob]

Originally posted by webworkz
Dehydrated + alcohol?

What were you thinking?!

I wasn't.

[Odd Fact]

I started remembering more now. Pulled over on the way home in a carload borderline drunks from a gun show. Good thing he didn;t open the trunk!

[webworkz]

Originally posted by Odd Fact
I started remembering more now. Pulled over on the way home in a carload borderline drunks from a gun show. Good thing he didn;t open the trunk!

Hahaha... "Sir, are you aware that you are carrying full Class C firearms in your trunk?"



"No occifer ... I certlanly didunt!"

[alex-info]

(If you have a faint heart, don't read)

Only time I got sick was in Montreal's subway. We had a good season at volleyball and lost in finale (amateur club) and the field owner paid us about 9 rounds of beer.

9 beers + some cheese stuff = too much for me

While going back home (clearly intoxicated) with my friends, in the subway, my head tilted foward, and I puked everthing I had drank and eaten in the last 12 hours

It ws not pretty, the whole subway floor was full of this floating mess ... and with the acceleration of the subway, it was slowly sliding to the other end of the subway wagon.


And at the next station, it all came back when the trains stopped.

It all repeated 4 ou5 times as the train accelerated and stopped at each station. I remember seeing the whole wagon empty of people at the first station, even my firends changed wagon !

I even remember the face of some old chineese lady when she stepped into my wagon, she slowly stepped out and waited for the next train.

I think I did not drink anything with alcool in it for two years.

I was 19 at the time of this incident

[Tropical Tundra]

This was back in 1987 so it was a long time ago (my disclaimer)...Borrowed my Dad's car. Went drinking and partying then driving took a curve too fast totaled my dad's car against a wall. Hard way to learn that drinking and driving really don't mix!! Oh and to this day when I visit my parents and we drive by the "wall" my Dad point's it out and his lecture to my nephews on drinking and driving is uncle Alan's wall story.

[ringnebula]

For some reason I just can't remember my worst drunken experience..............