You givin' out free accounts now vinny?
Seriously Rav, instead of posting your dreams of what you want. Post about what you have. If that is nothing, well then, your best bet is to find a resller that does NOT require you to buy an account first before you resell their services. Really, even better would be the referral type arrangement which I realize isn't what you want NOW, but it will help by setting you up for the future. Baby steps.
I thik if you stop posting "anyone want to give me $1,000-$3,000", and switch to something more realistic, you'll get going on this plan much sooner.