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09-20-2003, 02:32 AM #1Newbie
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Which Type Of Woman Is Your Woman?
HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for
your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER woman: She is good for notjing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET woman: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!
SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
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09-20-2003, 02:37 AM #2WHT Addict
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This has been posted before, hasn't it?
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09-20-2003, 02:43 AM #3Web Hosting Evangelist
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HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.Common sense isn't so common.
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09-20-2003, 03:24 AM #4Disabled
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I'm pretty sure none of those are me... unless I'm a woman.
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09-20-2003, 08:15 AM #5boop boop be boop.
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Those were knida funny
Nick
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09-20-2003, 09:15 AM #6Web Hosting Master
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E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
LOL
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09-20-2003, 01:38 PM #7working on it
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theres some truth about internet women and email women lol
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09-21-2003, 09:20 AM #8Newbie
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SHAREWARE WOMAN free to install but everytime you want to use it you get nagged for money.
CPU FAN WOMAN - she blows well
TROJAN HORSE WOMAN Lets you in the back door
Java woman -write once run anywhere i.e platform independent.
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09-21-2003, 09:52 AM #9Web Hosting Master
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Originally posted by adam500
SHAREWARE WOMAN free to install but everytime you want to use it you get nagged for money.
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09-21-2003, 10:17 AM #10Originally posted by websterworld
Arn't all women like that
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09-21-2003, 01:36 PM #11Web Hosting Master
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What about the woman that comes with a child process?
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09-21-2003, 01:38 PM #12Web Hosting Master
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or a MONITOR woman?
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09-22-2003, 04:30 AM #13Newbie
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treat a girl like a SCREENSAVER until she graduates to EXCEL. Dealt with a few WINDOWS & HARD DISKS. Luckily you will be able to dodge all VIRUSES. INTERNETS get used like they are (to get free shyt). Every girl you’ve encountered has been an EMAIL.
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09-22-2003, 05:07 AM #14Web Hosting Master
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CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.