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09-16-2003, 08:47 PM #1Web Hosting Master
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately,
the little baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited
Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would
have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long
talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
He said "Now, son... that poor baby was born without any ears.
I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word
about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get
back home."
"I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Johnny.
At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib
and touched the baby's hand He looked at it's mother and said
"Oh What a Beautiful little baby". The mother said "Thank you
very much, Little Johnny."
He then said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect
little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did
his doctor say that he can see good?"
The Mother said "why, yes Johnny... his doctor said he has
20/20 vision.
Little Johnny said "well, its a darn good thing, cause he sure
couldn't wear glasses!!!
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09-16-2003, 08:49 PM #2Disabled
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HAHAHAHA Very Funny but still kinda mean
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09-16-2003, 08:50 PM #3Web Hosting Master
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You kind of anticipated him to make a wise crack, so there wasn't much of a twist.
A chuckle none-the-less. 7/10
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09-16-2003, 08:51 PM #4Web Hosting Evangelist
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That's cute.
Common sense isn't so common.
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09-16-2003, 08:57 PM #5jus' me
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Little Johnny is so uncouth...
-laffs behind hand..g.
"In youth we learn; in age we understand"
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09-16-2003, 11:34 PM #6Web Hosting Master
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LOL
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09-17-2003, 07:32 AM #7Web Hosting Master
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Thats great DOC! Took me a second to understand, I don't wear glasses.
I come from the land downunder
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09-17-2003, 08:15 AM #8Web Hosting Master
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Originally posted by lace_TVI
Little Johnny is so uncouth...
-laffs behind hand..
No perhaps not
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09-17-2003, 08:30 PM #9An Awesome Dude
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Was kinda mean,but funny also........
Funny for the content
Mean for what that person is going thru!!
The Dude
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09-17-2003, 08:32 PM #10Web Hosting Master
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TheDoctor, do u have a forum where you tell such stories? I wanna read more!
1. Mmmmm food...
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09-17-2003, 11:17 PM #11Web Hosting Master
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Originally posted by Shannara
TheDoctor, do u have a forum where you tell such stories? I wanna read more!
I will also PM you later today or tomorrow depending on free time.
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09-17-2003, 11:21 PM #12jus' me
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You have a forum Doc? Would you mind emailing me the url please? i'd love to see it!
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09-17-2003, 11:24 PM #13WHT Addict
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very funny little johnny jokes never get old even though they can be mean however they are jokes none the less and not meant to do harm.
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09-17-2003, 11:34 PM #14jus' me
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^^^Thats exactly right. i like Little Johnny jokes... hes the crudest little guy i've ever read.
g.
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09-18-2003, 10:02 AM #15Web Hosting Master
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I have some stories about computer Paranoia and varous other inflictions not Little Johnny Joke but interesting neither the less.
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