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    Talking Little Johnny

    Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately,
    the little baby was born with no ears.

    When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited
    Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
    Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would
    have a wise crack to say about the baby so the dad had a long
    talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.

    He said "Now, son... that poor baby was born without any ears.
    I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word
    about his ears or I am really going to spank you when we get
    back home."

    "I promise not to mention his ears at all" said Little Johnny.

    At the neighbors home, Little Johnny leaned over in the crib
    and touched the baby's hand He looked at it's mother and said
    "Oh What a Beautiful little baby". The mother said "Thank you
    very much, Little Johnny."

    He then said, "this baby has perfect little hands and perfect
    little feet. Why... just look at his pretty little eyes.... Did
    his doctor say that he can see good?"

    The Mother said "why, yes Johnny... his doctor said he has
    20/20 vision.

    Little Johnny said "well, its a darn good thing, cause he sure
    couldn't wear glasses!!!

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    HAHAHAHA Very Funny but still kinda mean

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    You kind of anticipated him to make a wise crack, so there wasn't much of a twist.

    A chuckle none-the-less. 7/10

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    That's cute.
    Common sense isn't so common.

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    Little Johnny is so uncouth...

    -laffs behind hand..
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    LOL

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    Thats great DOC! Took me a second to understand, I don't wear glasses.
    I come from the land downunder

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    Originally posted by lace_TVI
    Little Johnny is so uncouth...

    -laffs behind hand..
    You reckon that's uncouth you should hear some of my 'adult only" Little Johnny" stories. Like when little Johnny went to his Mother and asked "is it true when you go to heaven you go feet first?" ~~~~~

    No perhaps not

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    Was kinda mean,but funny also........

    Funny for the content
    Mean for what that person is going thru!!

    The Dude

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    TheDoctor, do u have a forum where you tell such stories? I wanna read more!
    1. Mmmmm food...

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    Originally posted by Shannara
    TheDoctor, do u have a forum where you tell such stories? I wanna read more!
    I do have a forum "ask the docctor" however I have neglected in somewhat the last 12 months ... not much in the way of joke but some very interesting reading on .. mishaps with computers ..internet .. support services etc. ... see my signature.

    I will also PM you later today or tomorrow depending on free time.

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    You have a forum Doc? Would you mind emailing me the url please? i'd love to see it!
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    very funny little johnny jokes never get old even though they can be mean however they are jokes none the less and not meant to do harm.
    Jeremy Shepherd
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    ^^^Thats exactly right. i like Little Johnny jokes... hes the crudest little guy i've ever read.
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    I have some stories about computer Paranoia and varous other inflictions not Little Johnny Joke but interesting neither the less.

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