Sex.com goes for $80 million, and you expect to sell this for 300+ million via a web forum? Rrrright, I hope you people know that it is illegal to bid on an auction and not pay in most states, this would technically be considered an auction, and the seller does have certain rights. You should watch what you're "joking" about, as I'm sure 100% of the bidders are "playing along".
My suggestion to all current bidders who are joking, is to retract your bids officially in this forum before the deadline, can't say I didn't warn you.