07-23-2003, 03:48 PM
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Dear John letter from a B**** of a Girlfriend
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us
is just too great and I must admit I have cheated on you twice
since you've been gone. It's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent you.
Love,
Becky
The Marine with hurt feelings asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends,
aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky
included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected
from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this
note:
Dear Becky,
I'm sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your
picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care,
Ricky
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07-23-2003, 03:49 PM
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It's an oldie but still good MarcD.
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07-23-2003, 03:52 PM
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hehe yeah that is pretty good i've never heard it though so its new to me 
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07-23-2003, 04:06 PM
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07-23-2003, 04:53 PM
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Junior Guru Wannabe
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LOL, I would pay to see his ex-girlfriends face!
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07-23-2003, 06:10 PM
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ThirtySx Bits Forever!
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It was even used in an episode of M*A*S*H. Still a good one. 
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07-23-2003, 07:28 PM
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stylish
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07-23-2003, 07:35 PM
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lol, now thats a pretty good idea
hopefully i wont have to use it 1 day
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07-23-2003, 08:27 PM
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07-23-2003, 08:42 PM
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07-23-2003, 11:51 PM
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07-23-2003, 11:55 PM
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Pretty slick
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07-24-2003, 12:25 AM
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Nice and smooth, way to put the girl in her place!
How can she say this: "I have cheated on you twice
since you've been gone."
and then:
"Love,
Becky"
???
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07-24-2003, 12:35 AM
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07-24-2003, 12:49 AM
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LOL thanks for the laugh
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