Fed up with downtime? Tired of apathetic support? Had it up to here with badly oversold servers? Then it's time to make the switch to Fresh Roasted Hosting! Our customers love us, and you will too! All of our Xen VPSes are hosted on true enterprise-class hardware and backed by our award-winning 24-hour support. Whether you need us at 3am or 3pm, we'll be here! And now through the end of November, you can enjoy a lifetime recurring 20% discount on any of our VPSes! Just look at what we've got:

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10 GB RAID 10 Disk Space
200 GB Premium Bandwidth
384 MB RAM + 256 MB Swap
1 IPv4 Address
1 CPU core @ 3.2 GHz
Only $15.99 / month - order now!

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20 GB RAID 10 Disk Space
500 GB Premium Bandwidth
768 MB RAM + 256 MB Swap
1 IPv4 Address
1 CPU core @ 3.2 GHz
Only $19.99 / month - order now!

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50 GB RAID 10 Disk Space
1 TB Premium Bandwidth
1 GB RAM + 512 MB Swap
1 IPv4 Address
2 CPU cores @ 3.2 GHz
Only $23.99 / month - order now!

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100 GB RAID 10 Disk Space
2 TB Premium Bandwidth
2 GB RAM + 512 MB Swap
1 IPv4 Address
3 CPU Cores @ 3.2 GHz
Only $35.99 / month - order now!

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150 GB RAID 10 Disk Space
3 TB Premium Bandwidth
3 GB RAM + 512 MB Swap
1 IPv4 Address
4 CPU Cores @ 3.2 GHz
Only $51.99 / month - order now!

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250 GB RAID 10 Disk Space
5 TB Premium Bandwidth
4 GB RAM + 512 MB Swap
2 IPv4 Addresses
8 CPU Cores @ 3.2 GHz
Only $67.99 / month - order now!

To claim your discount, use promo code ILOVECOFFEE at checkout. As an added bonus, this discount also applies to all add-ons such as control panels and management options! This discount will remain active for life, but this offer expires on 11/30/13 and may not be combined with any other offers, specials, promotions, or custom quotes. All customers must adhere to our Terms of Service and Acceptable Use Policy.

Where are your servers located?
We're currently deploying VPSes out of our SAS 70 Type II certified datacenter in downtown Dallas TX. The all-Cisco network utilizes bandwidth from CenturyLink, Internap, Zayo / Abovenet, Savvis, and Cogent. 12 UPS systems and 10 on-site diesel generators deliver N+1 power redundancy, and the 4500-ton cooling plant keeps everything running cool and fresh.

Do you offer server management services?
Yes we do! For only $29.99 / month ($23.99 / month after the above discount), we can help out with most of your day-to-day server administration tasks. Contact our sales department (that's me!) for more details.

Do you offer bandwidth upgrades, SSL certificates, additional IPs, or control panels?
Yes we do! When you place your order, you'll see all of our available options. Additional IP addresses require justification and approval by Fresh Roasted Hosting.

I need a VPS with more memory, disk space, or CPU power! Do you offer custom plans?
Yes we do! We're happy to customize any of our above plans to meet your exact needs.

Can I use this to launch a DDOS or host warez?
Nope.

I have another question! How can I ask?
Simply reply to this thread, email me at [email protected], or find us on Facebook at /freshroastedhosting.