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  1. #1
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    Things you shouldn't say to a cop

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    I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts is having a 3 for 1 special!

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    Hear about the little old lady who was stopped at customs? "do you think i am carrying a bomb"?.Well they didnt take that funny at all

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    Haha. Never heard about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrakenServers View Post
    I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts is having a 3 for 1 special!
    lol. I said that to a cop that pulled me over. Though he was/is a good friend of mine that I've known since I was 5 "I'm now 25".

    He had pulled me over just to say hello. As he hadn't seen me in about 5 years as I was living in Arkansas for those 5 years and had come back to Kansas where he is a cop.

    He thought it was me. So he ran the tag and it came back to me so he pulled me over.

    He said thanks for letting me know about the special but I've already got a box of donuts in the car.

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    3 for 1 special always works!

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    An old workmate who lives in Florida now posted this on FaceBook today
    Cop : I pulled you guys over for going 77 in a 45.
    Me: sorry dude. We were heading to get some gas and we were the only car on the road man
    Cop: who's Lamborghini is this?
    Me: it's a rental
    Cop: and your ONLY doing 77?!?! Get out of here. Have fun.
    Last week was pics of his Corvette spedometer at 160 MPH.
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    Lucky guy.

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    Cop Psychology

    My dad used to have this great sob story he'd make us all learn. Said it worked great with male cops when caught speeding. With women.. not so much.

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    Things you shouldn't say to a cop

    Tell your sister I said Hi

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    I swear to drunk I'm not god.

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    I pay your salary.

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    "Go and catch some real criminals..."

    I can't stand people that say that to officers. It's as though they consider themselves to be a perfect model citizen, nothing they could have done would warrant them the inconvenience caused having been stopped by this "petty" police officer.

    Annoys the hell out of me, get off your high horse and take your speeding ticket like a man!
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