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Old 04-08-2003, 11:45 AM
ddxg64a ddxg64a is offline
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what do they mean?

3. Fees:

As consideration for the domain name registration services and/or other services provided by the Reseller to you, you agree to pay WebDirectHosting.com, prior to the effectiveness of the desired domain name registration, the applicable service(s) fees for the initial registration of the domain name and, should you choose to renew the registration, subsequent renewals of the registration. All fees are non-refundable, in whole or in part, even if your domain name registration is suspended, cancelled or transferred prior to the end of your then current registration term. Your requested domain name will not be registered unless we receive actual payment of the registration fee, or reasonable assurance of payment of the registration fee from some other entity (such reasonable assurance as determined at our sole discretion). As further consideration for the service(s), you agree to: (1) provide certain current, complete and accurate information about you as required by the registration process and (2) maintain and update this information as needed to keep it current, complete and accurate. All such information shall be referred to as account information ("Account Information"). In the event of a charge back by a credit card company (or similar action by another payment provider allowed by us) in connection with the payments of the registration fee for your domain name registration, you agree and acknowledge that the domain name registration shall be transferred to us as the paying entity for that registration to the registry. We will reinstate your domain name registration solely at our discretion, and subject to our receipt of the initial registration or renewal fee and our then-current reinstatement fee, currently set at US$200. You will be notified via an email message or via your account information when renewal fees are due. Should these fees go unpaid within the time specified in a second notice or reminder regarding renewal or any tie after name actually expires, your registration can be cancelled. Payment must be made by credit card or such other method as we may indicate in the registration application or renewal form. We will renew your name for you provided your credit card or other billing information is available and up to date, unless you instruct us otherwise within the time specified. If your billing information is not accurate and you wish to renew your domain name registration, we will contact you to update this information and charge you accordingly.




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Old 04-08-2003, 11:07 PM
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here's a translation:

As considerashun 4 da domain name registrashun services an'/o' otha' services
provided by da Resella' t' yo' ass, yo' ass agree t' pay Webdirecthostin'.com,
prior t' da damn effectiveness o' da damn desired domain name registrashun, da
applicable service(down low, s) fees 4 da initial registrashun o' da damn
domain name an', should yo' ass choose t' renew da registrashun, subsequent
renewals o' da damn registrashun. All fees be non-refundable, in whole o' in
part, even if yo' domain name registrashun be suspended, cancelled o'
transferred prior t' da damn fat-lady o' yo' den current registrashun term. Yo'
requested domain name aint gonna be registered unless we receive actual payment
o' da damn registrashun fee, o' raisonable assurance o' payment o' da damn
registrashun fee from some kinda' otha' entity (down low, such raisonable
assurance as determined at our sole discreshun). As furtha' considerashun 4 da
service(down low, s), yo' ass agree t', dig dis: (down low, 1) provide certain
current, complete an' accurate 4-1-1 about yo' ass as required by da
registrashun process an' (down low, 2) maintain an' update dis 4-1-1 as needed
t' keep it current, complete an' accurate. Sheeeiit. All such 4-1-1 shall be
referred t'as account 4-1-1 ("Account 4-1-1"). In da event o' some charge back
by some credit card company (down low, o' similah' acshun by anotha' payment
provida' allowed by us) in connecshun wit' da damn payments o' da damn
registrashun fee 4 yo' domain name registrashun, yo' ass agree an' acknowledge
dat da damn domain name registrashun shall be transferred t'us as da payin'
entity 4 dat registrashun t' da damn registry. We will reinstate yo' domain
name registrashun sole-like at our discreshun, an' subject t'our receipt o' da
damn initial registrashun o' renewal fee an' our den-current reinstatement fee,
current-like set at U-S$200. Yo' ass will be notified via some email message o'
via yo' account 4-1-1 when renewal fees be due. Should dese-he'ah fees go
unpaid within da time specified in some second notice o' reminda' regardin'
renewal o' no tie afta' name actual-like 'espires, yo' registrashun kin be
cancelled. Payment gots'ta be made by credit card o' such otha' method as we
may indicate in da registrashun applicashun o' renewal form. Step off,
Pharoah. We will renew yo' name 4 yo' ass provided yo' credit card o' otha'
billin' 4-1-1 be available an' down t' date, unless yo' ass instruct us
otherwise within da time specified. If yo' billin' 4-1-1 aint accurate an' yo'
ass wish t' renew yo' domain name registrashun, we will contact yo' ass
t'update dis 4-1-1 an' charge yo' ass according-like.

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Old 04-09-2003, 12:05 AM
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ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Theo, that's the funniest thing I've seen in a LONG while!!

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Old 04-09-2003, 12:06 AM
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Old 04-09-2003, 11:10 AM
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ROFLMAO!!!

The first post is a perfect example of the universal language of 'LEGALESE.'

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Old 04-09-2003, 11:30 AM
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Originally posted by timechange
here's a translation:

As considerashun 4 da domain name registrashun services an'/o' otha' services
provided by da Resella' t' yo' ass, yo' ass agree t' pay Webdirecthostin'.com,
prior t' da damn effectiveness o' da damn desired domain name registrashun....
I handed my letter of resignation in at my last firm after i run it through jive.

I then sent my leaving announcement email after running it through the swedish chef version

eeet eez weev greeet sadnees zat i musst anooonce zat i veeel bee leeving zis greeeeet cooompaany (or something like that).


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Old 04-09-2003, 11:40 AM
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LOL

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Old 04-09-2003, 11:40 AM
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Re: what do they mean?

Quote:
Originally posted by ddxg64a
what do they mean?

3. Fees:

As consideration for the domain name registration services and/or other services provided by the Reseller to you, you agree to pay WebDirectHosting.com, prior to the effectiveness of the desired domain name registration, the applicable service(s) fees for the initial registration of the domain name and, should you choose to renew the registration, subsequent renewals of the registration. All fees are non-refundable, in whole or in part, even if your domain name registration is suspended, cancelled or transferred prior to the end of your then current registration term. Your requested domain name will not be registered unless we receive actual payment of the registration fee, or reasonable assurance of payment of the registration fee from some other entity (such reasonable assurance as determined at our sole discretion). As further consideration for the service(s), you agree to: (1) provide certain current, complete and accurate information about you as required by the registration process and (2) maintain and update this information as needed to keep it current, complete and accurate. All such information shall be referred to as account information ("Account Information"). In the event of a charge back by a credit card company (or similar action by another payment provider allowed by us) in connection with the payments of the registration fee for your domain name registration, you agree and acknowledge that the domain name registration shall be transferred to us as the paying entity for that registration to the registry. We will reinstate your domain name registration solely at our discretion, and subject to our receipt of the initial registration or renewal fee and our then-current reinstatement fee, currently set at US$200. You will be notified via an email message or via your account information when renewal fees are due. Should these fees go unpaid within the time specified in a second notice or reminder regarding renewal or any tie after name actually expires, your registration can be cancelled. Payment must be made by credit card or such other method as we may indicate in the registration application or renewal form. We will renew your name for you provided your credit card or other billing information is available and up to date, unless you instruct us otherwise within the time specified. If your billing information is not accurate and you wish to renew your domain name registration, we will contact you to update this information and charge you accordingly.

Okay, I will try my best to explain it in simple terms:
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what do they mean?

3. Fees:

As consideration for the domain name registration services and/or other services provided by the Reseller to you, you agree to pay WebDirectHosting.com, prior to the effectiveness of the desired domain name registration, the applicable service(s) fees for the initial registration of the domain name and, should you choose to renew the registration, subsequent renewals of the registration.

Translation: You agree to pay WebDirectHosting.com before-hand for the domain name registration, any fees, and if any renewal fees if you decide to renew.

All fees are non-refundable, in whole or in part, even if your domain name registration is suspended, cancelled or transferred prior to the end of your then current registration term.

Translation: All fees are non-refundable, no matter if your domain name registration is suspended, cancelled or transferred before your registered period expires.

Your requested domain name will not be registered unless we receive actual payment of the registration fee, or reasonable assurance of payment of the registration fee from some other entity (such reasonable assurance as determined at our sole discretion).

Translation: Your requested domain name will not be registered unless they receive actual payment or they know for sure that you will pay (it's up to them to decide).

As further consideration for the service(s), you agree to: (1) provide certain current, complete and accurate information about you as required by the registration process and (2) maintain and update this information as needed to keep it current, complete and accurate. All such information shall be referred to as account information ("Account Information").

Translation: Following the services' rules, you agree to 1) provide current and accurate information about yourself, and 2) make sure to update this information. This information will be called "Account Information."

In the event of a charge back by a credit card company (or similar action by another payment provider allowed by us) in connection with the payments of the registration fee for your domain name registration, you agree and acknowledge that the domain name registration shall be transferred to us as the paying entity for that registration to the registry. We will reinstate your domain name registration solely at our discretion, and subject to our receipt of the initial registration or renewal fee and our then-current reinstatement fee, currently set at US$200.

Translation: If for some reason they receive a chargeback from your credit card, your domain name registration will be transferred to them. If they feel like it and if you pay the fees, they will reinstate your domain name, which is $200 US dollars.

You will be notified via an email message or via your account information when renewal fees are due. Should these fees go unpaid within the time specified in a second notice or reminder regarding renewal or any tie after name actually expires, your registration can be cancelled.

Translation: They will send you an email when renewal fees are due. If you don't pay by the time they give you in the second notice or the reminder they send you, or any time after the domain expires, your registration will be cancelled.

Payment must be made by credit card or such other method as we may indicate in the registration application or renewal form.

Translation: You have to pay by credit card or by the way they mention in the registration application or renewal form.

We will renew your name for you provided your credit card or other billing information is available and up to date, unless you instruct us otherwise within the time specified.

Translation: They will renew your domain name if your credit card and other billing info is up to date, unless you tell them otherwise.

If your billing information is not accurate and you wish to renew your domain name registration, we will contact you to update this information and charge you accordingly.

Translation: If your billing info is not up to date and you want to renew your domain name registration, they will contact you telling you to update it and then they will charge you for it.

Hope this helps

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