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09-04-2011, 02:35 PM #1working on it
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Best joke I heard on a boring Sunday....
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A drunk sat down on a subway next to a priest.. His tie was stained, his face was plastered with lipstick, and a half-empty bottle was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.
He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned asked, "Say Father,what causes arthritis?"
The priest replied, "My Son, it’s caused by loose living, being with wicked women, too much alcohol, contemptuous manners sleeping with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered , "Well, I’ll be darned," Then returned to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I’m very sorry. I didn’t mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered, "I don’t Father. I was just reading that the Pope does."
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09-04-2011, 03:37 PM #2New Member
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assumption of the priest went wrong.
Moral of the story: Do not assume beforehand.
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09-04-2011, 05:35 PM #3Web Hosting Master
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09-05-2011, 09:10 AM #4Newbie
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lol good joke
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09-05-2011, 09:54 AM #5WHT Addict
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thats a good one
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09-05-2011, 10:07 AM #6Web Hosting Master
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That was pretty funny, I must say.
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09-05-2011, 12:14 PM #7Junior Guru
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Very good.
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09-05-2011, 03:36 PM #8Newbie
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Wahahahah epic xD
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09-05-2011, 09:26 PM #9Web Hosting Master
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A very nice joke. hahaha
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