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Old 09-04-2011, 02:35 PM
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Best joke I heard on a boring Sunday....


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A drunk sat down on a subway next to a priest.. His tie was stained, his face was plastered with lipstick, and a half-empty bottle was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned asked, "Say Father,what causes arthritis?"

The priest replied, "My Son, itís caused by loose living, being with wicked women, too much alcohol, contemptuous manners sleeping with prostitutes and lack of a bath."

The drunk muttered , "Well, Iíll be darned," Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "Iím very sorry. I didnít mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered, "I donít Father. I was just reading that the Pope does."






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Old 09-04-2011, 03:37 PM
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assumption of the priest went wrong.

Moral of the story: Do not assume beforehand.

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Old 09-04-2011, 05:35 PM
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That is a funny joke. The priest must have been speechless.

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Old 09-05-2011, 09:10 AM
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lol good joke

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Old 09-05-2011, 09:54 AM
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thats a good one

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Old 09-05-2011, 10:07 AM
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That was pretty funny, I must say.

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Old 09-05-2011, 12:14 PM
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Very good.

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Old 09-05-2011, 03:36 PM
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Wahahahah epic xD

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Old 09-05-2011, 09:26 PM
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A very nice joke. hahaha

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