You *CAN* Has Reliable, Redundant, and Affordable DNS. Srsly.
YouCANHasDNS is a dynamic and responsive light-hearted enterprise which wants to synergistically leverage years of hands-on experience - as well as an industry-leading repertoire of cutting-edge buzzwords - to effectively, responsibly, and responsively take the previously endless headaches and confusion out of hosted DNS solutions. How can this exciting new venture do this, you inquire? Why, by systemically offering a fast, reliable, and above all flat-rate service to just about any consumer blessed with ownership and/or administrative control of a domain name, of course! That means that for the unprecedentedly low flat rate of just $5 per year - literally just pennies a day - we give you - with panache! - the following:
Three extremely fast, highly reliable, and very geographically diverse nameservers (Washington state, Pennsylvania, and Holland)
Unbelievably incredible reliability and redundancy with no single point of failure short of the very fabric of western civilization itself
Full, complete, and unfettered (and entirely SSL-encrypted) administration and control over your zones - including full IPv6 support!
Deliciously RFC-compliant service that passes ZoneCheck and all other popular DNS tests and checks
...for two domains.
Reap the bountiful benefits of our many gruelling years of experience - YouCANHasDNS is immeasurably proud to be a wholly-owned service of Redpin.com, in the hosting business since 2002 - at a shockingly bargain price you'd have to be crazy to ignore.
At $2.50 per domain per year, can you afford not to have excessively reliable and redundant DNS for your valued website? Of course not!
DNS: It's not just for people described as "wizards" and "gurus" in completely unsolicited and uncompensated public testmony, you know. You - yes, you - can has DNS nao... but only if u visits our purdy website. So, plz... u no waits. Go. Go nao. U will thanks us later. Srsly.
redpin.com - offering amazingly competent email, dns, and web hosting since 2002... because someone has to!
Because Simple Things Should Be Simple - YouCANHasDNS