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    Talking The naughty professor

    Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.

    The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."

    The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."
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    Re: The naughty professor

    Originally posted by RADiSTAR
    Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell "naughty" stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.

    The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began. "They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France."

    The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. "Young ladies," said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon."

    hahaha!
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    lol
    Very funny
    It took me a while to get..I thought it was a news story.

    (BTW, Radistar, I noticed that two posts ago your number was 12345 - pretty cool)
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    LMAO!!!

    That's great.
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    ROFL that was good.
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    Pretty old, but a goodie
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    funny.... btw what does LMAO stand for?
    laughing my ahem off?
    (serious question,)
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    Originally posted by saffar
    funny.... btw what does LMAO stand for?
    laughing my ahem off?
    (serious question,)
    Yep.
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    hahahah thats good stuff.
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    Good thinking by the prof ! lol !
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    HUH ? was that a joke ? i didnt get it :?:
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    Hah, hah. =) It's been a while since I've read a good joke.


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    Can someone explain it to me ? i didnt get it
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    D1esel:
    The professor said there was a shortage of prostitutes in france
    The girls got up 'to protest' the professors naughty jokes
    However the professor made it seem like the girls were gong to france to fill that shortage of prostitutes

    this joke is going in my aim profile (=
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    LOL!

    Funny
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    lolz that one is really funny

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    Ahh, the benefit of quick comic timing.

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    Though amusing, the thread is nearly 7 years old. </thread>
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