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  1. #1
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    List alphabetically ways to lose your job.

    Ill start with A,next person do B,etc.........


    A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice..





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    B... BRING alcohol to work and get hammered while working.
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    C... Crash on your desk and not wake up until its time to go home.

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    D.... Don't answer any tickets while at work.
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    F..... Failing to show up on time.

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    G... Gaming while at work...
    Last edited by MGCJerry; 04-01-2011 at 10:14 PM. Reason: Jacob beat me to F

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    K...keep it clean, unlike the several we've removed.
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    L... LOL!
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    M ... Marrying bosses daughter then caught having affair
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    N... Neglect everything and anything related to work.
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    O... Overload the computers with binary toys.
    Nothing here right now.

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    O... Offer too big a discount to a client.

    Darn it, Matt beat me to 'O' by a few seconds.

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    Q. Use the company vehicle to drive home, and sleep. - Drive company vehicle to nearest truck stop and go in and eat and play on wifi all day.
    PS: As much as I hate to admit it.. I have done this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluemer View Post
    Q. Use the company vehicle to drive home, and sleep. - Drive company vehicle to nearest truck stop and go in and eat and play on wifi all day.
    PS: As much as I hate to admit it.. I have done this.
    So, the big question: Did it lead to your job being lost? =p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike - Limestone View Post
    So, the big question: Did it lead to your job being lost? =p

    -mike
    Absolutely! I was a truck driver of sorts and the thing that allowed them to catch me was the hours meter on the truck. Every morning, and evening you reported the begin mileage, and ending mileage, hours, fuel, etc... I had driven round enough to cover the mileage, but I didn't do any work so the hours meter didn't match..

    :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluemer View Post
    Q. Use the company vehicle to drive home, and sleep. - Drive company vehicle to nearest truck stop and go in and eat and play on wifi all day.
    PS: As much as I hate to admit it.. I have done this.
    You are not starting your first word letter with Q!
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    Quote Originally Posted by anlene View Post
    You are not starting your first word letter with Q!
    I miss these kind of threads. Also, Q isn't after O
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    R... Require date with Boss's sister-in-law.

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    irregular at your office work

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    poeple should re-learn the alphabet

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    Place offensive items on boss' table and get caught while making a "practical joke" which may not amuse everyone!!

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    S - Smoke illegal substances while at work.


    P.S.

    This thread got destroyed.. it's amazing how many people don't know the alphabet. lol



    Quote Originally Posted by Jacob Wall View Post
    D.... Don't answer any tickets while at work.
    Oddly enough, I heard a story about someone doing that. lol
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    T - Take items home from work you have no business taking home

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    U - Uninstall everything you can find on every PC / server you can get your hands on

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    P pending all of to do list
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