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Thread: How to lose work...ABC style
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04-01-2011, 08:44 PM #1An Awesome Dude
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List alphabetically ways to lose your job.
Ill start with A,next person do B,etc.........
A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice..
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04-01-2011, 09:01 PM #2Web Hosting Master
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B... BRING alcohol to work and get hammered while working.
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04-01-2011, 09:12 PM #3is a threadkiller
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C... Crash on your desk and not wake up until its time to go home.
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04-01-2011, 09:14 PM #4Web Hosting Master
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D.... Don't answer any tickets while at work.
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04-01-2011, 10:13 PM #5Newbie
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F..... Failing to show up on time.
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04-01-2011, 10:13 PM #6is a threadkiller
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G... Gaming while at work...
Last edited by MGCJerry; 04-01-2011 at 10:14 PM. Reason: Jacob beat me to F
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04-01-2011, 10:27 PM #7
K...keep it clean, unlike the several we've removed.
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04-01-2011, 10:30 PM #8Web Hosting Master
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L... LOL!
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04-01-2011, 10:31 PM #9Web Hosting Master
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M ... Marrying bosses daughter then caught having affair
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04-01-2011, 10:34 PM #10Moving the Web Forward
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N... Neglect everything and anything related to work.
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04-01-2011, 10:40 PM #11Web Hosting Master
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O... Overload the computers with binary toys.
Nothing here right now.
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04-01-2011, 10:40 PM #12Web Hosting Master
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04-01-2011, 10:49 PM #13Web Hosting Evangelist
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Q. Use the company vehicle to drive home, and sleep. - Drive company vehicle to nearest truck stop and go in and eat and play on wifi all day.
PS: As much as I hate to admit it.. I have done this.
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04-01-2011, 10:55 PM #14Web Hosting Master
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04-01-2011, 11:02 PM #15Web Hosting Evangelist
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Absolutely! I was a truck driver of sorts and the thing that allowed them to catch me was the hours meter on the truck. Every morning, and evening you reported the begin mileage, and ending mileage, hours, fuel, etc... I had driven round enough to cover the mileage, but I didn't do any work so the hours meter didn't match..
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04-01-2011, 11:04 PM #16Web Hosting Master
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04-02-2011, 01:17 AM #17Web Hosting Evangelist
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04-02-2011, 02:01 AM #18WHT Addict
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R... Require date with Boss's sister-in-law.
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05-09-2011, 03:07 PM #19Disabled
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irregular at your office work
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05-09-2011, 03:29 PM #20Junior Guru Wannabe
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poeple should re-learn the alphabet
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05-09-2011, 03:38 PM #21Web Hosting Master
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Place offensive items on boss' table and get caught while making a "practical joke" which may not amuse everyone!!
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05-09-2011, 03:57 PM #23Web Hosting Guru
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T - Take items home from work you have no business taking home
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05-09-2011, 04:02 PM #24Web Hosting Master
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U - Uninstall everything you can find on every PC / server you can get your hands on
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05-10-2011, 03:40 AM #25Junior Guru
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