i long have thought to launch a shady hosting website named 'schl*nghost'. albeit, the slang used for schlong would be in turkish - that particular slang is much more offensive than schl*ng here. the packages would involve screwing customers off, and would be appropriately* named.
motto would be "Lengthy, girdy host"
The freebies in the packages in that nouptime host are nice :
Basic package : Free Identity Theft
Advanced : Free Broken Toaster
Reseller : Steve Ballmer
notice that the reseller freebie is the most frightening of all. only people with guts would dare become a reseller that way.