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  1. #1
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    Smile Funny / Corny Love Quotes

    You're like a typhoon.
    Because when you left the vicinity.
    You left my heart in calamity.
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    You're like a terrorist because you captured my heart.
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    Miss can I ask for some direction?
    Sure!
    Is this the best way to go directly to your heart?
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    Miss are you a keyboard?
    Why?
    Because you're my type.
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    You're like a false teeth
    I can't smile without you.
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    Were you lost last night?
    Why?
    Because I saw you in my dreams.
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    I'm a bee...can you be my honey
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    Can I seat beside you on our exam?
    Why will copy my answer?
    No! I feel perfect when I'm beside you.
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    Why are you staring on my nameplate?
    Because I'm waiting my lastname to be written there.
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    Are you good in Algebra?
    Can you substitute my X?
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    The ultimate quote...

    a boy was about to leave,
    but before he did, he gave his girl
    a dozen of roses.
    11 were real + 1 was artificial
    he told the girl, don't cry
    i will love you until the last 1 dies...
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    "corny" is correct

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    I like this one: "Twenty years I've been happy, then I married!"

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    "There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage." -James Holt McGavran
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    a boy was about to leave,
    but before he did, he gave his girl
    a dozen of roses.
    11 were real + 1 was artificial
    he told the girl, don't cry
    i will love you until the last 1 dies

    its sweet ,,nice one

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    Quote Originally Posted by bilzz View Post
    a boy was about to leave,
    but before he did, he gave his girl
    a dozen of roses.
    11 were real + 1 was artificial
    he told the girl, don't cry
    i will love you until the last 1 dies

    its sweet ,,nice one
    My favorite as well, melodramatic
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    I have similar one ..

    Ms Do you have license ...
    GIRL: why?
    Boy: because you are driving me crazy ....
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    LOL these are hilarious. I like the nameplate one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muller View Post
    "There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage." -James Holt McGavran
    That is completely true.

    Some of the other entries in the OP's list seem like bar pickup lines.

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    The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…

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    Women are like a bookmaker....you think you're making a safe bet with them, then they screw you for every penny
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    Quote Originally Posted by bilzz View Post
    a boy was about to leave,
    but before he did, he gave his girl
    a dozen of roses.
    11 were real + 1 was artificial
    he told the girl, don't cry
    i will love you until the last 1 dies
    I did this but my girl got mad cause I said I'd stop loving her... not so cute.
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    Talking

    Leave us not forget..

    Are you okay?

    What are you talking about?

    Well that fall from Heaven must have really hurt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SagoDrew View Post
    I did this but my girl got mad cause I said I'd stop loving her... not so cute.
    yer girl need upgrade on her brain imho
    please cmiiw always

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    lol hahaha girls dont need upgrade, they need brain first lol

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    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valusten View Post
    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
    wow bitter? it seems that you are pulling this from some experienced...just kidding
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    First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
    Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Augusto Palemo View Post
    First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”
    Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
    Haha.. Very funny one!


    I know this one:

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

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    When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yujin View Post
    a boy was about to leave,
    but before he did, he gave his girl
    a dozen of roses.
    11 were real + 1 was artificial
    he told the girl, don't cry
    i will love you until the last 1 dies...
    I would like a brain upgrade as well as this took me a few mins to figure out

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    Women marry men hoping they will change.
    Men marry women hoping they will not.
    So each is inevitably disappointed. -- Albert Einstein
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    The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty. -- Woody Allen
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    Life is great when you have
    UK salary,Chinese food, Japanese car and Indian wife
    But
    Life is Hell when you have
    UK wife, Japanese food, Chinese car and Indian salary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yujin View Post
    You're like a typhoon.
    Because when you left the vicinity.
    You left my heart in calamity.
    övvvvvvv !!!! eeeöööüüüvvvvv !!!!!

    there arent enough umlaut characters in scandinavian languages to express what i feel in response to the above 'corn'.

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