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Thread: Your defense
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12-29-2005, 09:34 PM #1Web Hosting Master
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Your defense
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during
a felony trial --it went like this:
Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the
description of the offender running several blocks away.
Q: Officer, who provided this description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.
Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called
offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
A: Yes sir, with my life.
Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you
have a locker room in the police station--a room where you
change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?
A: Yes sir, we do.
Q: And do you have a locker in that room?
A: Yes sir, I do.
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
A: Yes sir.
Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS
WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker
in a room you share with those officers?
A: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and
sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through
that room...
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12-29-2005, 11:13 PM #2Web Hosting Master
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lmfao, pretty could questions by the attorney. Love the answer though lmfao
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12-29-2005, 11:44 PM #3Web Hosting Master
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Attorneys have a way to pick at you and twist things....
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12-29-2005, 11:52 PM #4antitheistic atheist
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LOL pretty good one
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12-30-2005, 12:34 AM #5Disabled
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haha whered you get that from.