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Thread: Your defense

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    Your defense

    A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during
    a felony trial --it went like this:

    Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
    A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the
    description of the offender running several blocks away.

    Q: Officer, who provided this description?
    A: The officer who responded to the scene.

    Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called
    offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
    A: Yes sir, with my life.

    Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you
    have a locker room in the police station--a room where you
    change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?
    A: Yes sir, we do.

    Q: And do you have a locker in that room?
    A: Yes sir, I do.

    Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
    A: Yes sir.

    Q: Now why is it, officer, IF YOU TRUST YOUR FELLOW OFFICERS
    WITH YOUR LIFE, that you find it necessary to lock your locker
    in a room you share with those officers?

    A: You see sir, we share the building with a court complex, and
    sometimes defense attorneys have been known to walk through
    that room...



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    lmfao, pretty could questions by the attorney. Love the answer though lmfao
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    Attorneys have a way to pick at you and twist things....

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    LOL pretty good one

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    haha whered you get that from.

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