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Thread: Man forced to marry goat
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02-27-2006, 01:50 AM #1Web Hosting Master
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Man forced to marry goat
A MAN caught "in flagrante delicto" with a goat has been forced to marry the animal.
According to the local newspaper, The Juba Post, the goat's owner, a Mr Alifi, caught his neighbour, Mr Tombe, assaulting his goat and reported the man to the local council of elders for adjudication.
"It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house," Mr Alifi said.
"Suddenly I heard the goat make a loud noise . . . . .
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02-27-2006, 01:55 AM #2Web Hosting Master
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I read this artcle a little earlier, and I had to laugh.
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02-27-2006, 01:59 AM #3Web Hosting Master
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02-27-2006, 02:05 AM #4Retired Moderator
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"I now pronounce you Man and Goat. You may kiss the Goat"
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02-27-2006, 02:25 AM #5Web Hosting Master
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wow....im not sure what else to say..
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02-27-2006, 02:32 AM #6Junior Guru Wannabe
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Thats very very....err.... funny? Yes, funny but still slightly (if not very) disturbing . Nice find.
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02-27-2006, 02:33 AM #7Web Hosting Master
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I'm guessing it must have been a 'horny' goat
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02-27-2006, 02:45 AM #9Junior Guru
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i can honestly say that I have never heard of a man marrying a goat...? A horse yes but not a goat.....HaHaha..??
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02-27-2006, 02:54 AM #10Web Hosting Master
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I was just about to goto bed and I think I just woke up eveyone laughing.
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02-27-2006, 03:27 AM #11
Glad to see they have hidden the goat's identity
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02-27-2006, 03:56 AM #12Web Hosting Master
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They're just staying together because of the kids.
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02-27-2006, 04:06 AM #13Web Hosting Master
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02-27-2006, 06:32 AM #16Web Hosting Guru
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Awesome!!
Seems that men have a thing for goats. Here's an English "goat story" from a while back. Man was *cough* enjoying *retch* a goat and got caught in the act by a train full of people. He went to jail for 6 months.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html
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02-27-2006, 12:18 PM #17Web Hosting Master
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02-27-2006, 02:31 PM #18Newbie
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LOL I don't know what to say about this one!
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02-27-2006, 02:43 PM #19Web Hosting Master
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Man, I love it when people use creative justice!
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That was funny.
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02-27-2006, 03:47 PM #21Disabled
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LOL!
Aussie, You always find this type of stuff.
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02-27-2006, 06:45 PM #22Eternal Member
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Sounds like cruelty to animals to me. I'm sure the goat had no desire to become the guys wife.