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11-04-2006, 11:27 PM #1Retired Moderator
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What is your favorite response from your server management company?
Hi guys,
This topic maybe ironic, but since I am not saying any names I think I am not hurting anybody.
Sometimes I feel a little frustrated with some answers from some servers management companies or support companies.
So, maybe this is a good way to do some therapy and relax!
Here it's my first one:
I will look into this and update you shortly.
Of course hours later... no response…
I am the only one?Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, don't touch this!
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11-05-2006, 12:01 AM #2Retired Moderator
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11-05-2006, 02:12 AM #3Junior Guru Wannabe
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They usually respond "We are currently consulting this issue with the data centre." after less than a minute of asking for assistance, then they disapear for while(usually 48 hours) and tell me that such issues are not included in my managment plan.
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11-05-2006, 02:44 AM #4Web Hosting Master
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"We have escalated your issue." -- escalated to what? Ultra-Super-Duper Slow Response?!
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11-05-2006, 03:28 AM #5Retired Moderator
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Here is a good one:
Moving to level 2Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, don't touch this!
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11-05-2006, 03:49 AM #6Local tech for Los Angeles
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I really don't know, closing.
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11-05-2006, 09:16 AM #7Newbie
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"I have no idea why this is occurring."
And 24 hours later, no response!
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11-05-2006, 12:11 PM #8Invented the Internet
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We don't use server management (that's what we do), but here's one that a client of ours reported their former management company said:
"Server needs an OS reinstall"
Problem? Apache needed to be restarted.
--Tina||| 99.999% Uptime SLA!!!
Plenty of space and bandwidth to fit your needs!
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11-05-2006, 12:52 PM #9Retired Moderator
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Originally Posted by AH-Tina
I had one of thouse and te problem was solved by an Apache reinstall...Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, don't touch this!
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11-05-2006, 12:56 PM #10Ex-Hoster
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Please let me know if you need any further assistance.This has been fixedKind regards
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11-05-2006, 01:05 PM #11Web Hosting Master
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Originally Posted by Jeremy
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11-05-2006, 01:37 PM #12Retired Moderator
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Originally Posted by JeremyNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, don't touch this!
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11-05-2006, 03:06 PM #13Invented the Internet
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Originally Posted by tuwebfacil
--Tina||| 99.999% Uptime SLA!!!
Plenty of space and bandwidth to fit your needs!
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11-05-2006, 03:48 PM #14Retired Moderator
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Originally Posted by AH-TinaNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, don't touch this!
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11-05-2006, 10:40 PM #15WHT Addict
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Originally Posted by AH-Tina
SERVER MANAGEMENT
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Brand new page - coming later today
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11-05-2006, 10:42 PM #16Invented the Internet
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Originally Posted by DPerley
What does web design have to do with server management or this thread?
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<edit> Because, apparently, our website being updated is considered an embarrassment - I've uploaded the new page for you. Enjoy! </edit>Last edited by Tina J; 11-05-2006 at 10:54 PM.
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11-05-2006, 10:53 PM #17Retired Moderator
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Originally Posted by DPerley
Thanks.Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, don't touch this!
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11-05-2006, 10:57 PM #18Invented the Internet
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Originally Posted by tuwebfacil
--Tina||| 99.999% Uptime SLA!!!
Plenty of space and bandwidth to fit your needs!
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11-06-2006, 12:46 AM #19Living the dream
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looking into it.
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11-06-2006, 02:07 PM #20Web Hosting Master
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And you pay these people?? I'm gonna go start a server management company
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11-07-2006, 12:27 AM #21Disabled
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"I will look into this shortly"
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"I will flag this ticket"
Hehe, funny stuff.
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11-07-2006, 01:09 AM #22Retired Moderator
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Maybe we should move this to 'Managed Hosting Tutorials' ??
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, don't touch this!
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11-07-2006, 04:54 AM #23Web Hosting Evangelist
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DC: "We need to format the server. It has broken dependencies." After that Rack911 fixed the issue within 9 minutes.
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11-08-2006, 07:35 AM #24WHT Addict
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Just with 12 hours of experience with two server management companies, i have a big list
Investigating...You will be updated momentarily...We have received your upgrade request, we will update you once it completed.We will update you when server is back online.
Didn't sleep for 24 hours managing two server management companiesLast edited by EssEss; 11-08-2006 at 07:43 AM.
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