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    That's utterly ridiculous. Where do people get...

    That's utterly ridiculous.

    Where do people get these ideas?

    Originality is the bane of the Internet.

    There would be far, far fewer problems if every site looked exactly alike.

    Think of...
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    Sure, sure. Next we'll be talking about penis...

    Sure, sure.

    Next we'll be talking about penis envy.
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    What's all the fuss about? After all... ...

    What's all the fuss about?

    After all...

    Imitation is the sincerest form of theft.
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    Defrag? Who bothers? Haven't defragged mine...

    Defrag?

    Who bothers?

    Haven't defragged mine since 1997.

    Any performance hit is easily compensated with Quaaludes.
  5. Yeah... that generally amuses me, as well. For...

    Yeah... that generally amuses me, as well.

    For heaven's sake, if you don't want someone to see something, the simplest solution is not to show it to them.

    That is:

    Either don't stick it on...
  6. To the contrary, VIEW SOURCE *did* work -- it...

    To the contrary, VIEW SOURCE *did* work -- it showed the source, just exactly as it appeared in the file.

    And this is a great way to lose traffic from the 5-8% of people who shut off JavaScript in...
  7. More correctly, it is not possible to hide your...

    More correctly, it is not possible to hide your source code period.
  8. What you need to do, see, is make the characters...

    What you need to do, see, is make the characters in your code white -- so they're the same color as the white background in NotePad when you do View Source from IE...

    If the code characters are...
  9. Wow. I've been coding for decades, and I knew...

    Wow.

    I've been coding for decades, and I knew *nothing* about the <invisible>...</invisible> tags.

    Works great! Watch this... I'm going to insert the the entire Gettysburg Address right below...
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    One of my personal favorites... Business &...

    One of my personal favorites...

    Business & Marketing Explained

    It will also give others the opportunity to castigate me as a sexist pig, which should likewise create much hilarity.
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    I assume you mean Outlook Express. Virtually...

    I assume you mean Outlook Express.

    Virtually always, this is because your email client has been taken over by the evil extraterrestrial, GUBOSH RAH.

    Once in a great while, thought, it might...
  12. According to FFFast.com (http://www.fffast.com),...

    According to FFFast.com, Microsoft is also moving to a new keyboard layout.

    "Though initial changes will be conservative, this (see photo of the prototype) new keyboard clearly shows some solid...
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    A vigorous enema with six-day-old Jolt certainly...

    A vigorous enema with six-day-old Jolt certainly keeps *me* going.
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    This is because you must speak Klingon to...

    This is because you must speak Klingon to communicate with it. Fortunately, you can find help with that, here: Google in Klingon.
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    AOL is run by viciously evil extraterrestrials,...

    AOL is run by viciously evil extraterrestrials, intent on destroying planet Earth with devious manipulation of our email.

    There's simply no other explanation.
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    Poll: That happens to a lot of hosting companies.

    That happens to a lot of hosting companies.
  17. DUCT TAPE

    DUCT TAPE
  18. Thread: Hostgator in Web Hosting

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    Looks like we crossed tracks, there, Brent......

    Looks like we crossed tracks, there, Brent... lol.

    Thanks, but I will PASS on any refund due.

    It just would not be fair.
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    Currently posted on NAC.NET: ...

    Currently posted on NAC.NET:

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    EMERGENCY NOTIFICATION from NET ACCESS CORPORATION

    We are still gathering information, but it appears there was a small fire in...
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    We just opened an account with HG last Friday......

    We just opened an account with HG last Friday... and I was definitely beginning to wonder if it was an error in judgement.

    I *genuinely* appreciate this frank and honest update -- and the...
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    If you're interested, there is a tool for this,...

    If you're interested, there is a tool for this, here:

    http://www.codelifter.com/sc3index.html
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    Recycling is *good good good*!

    Recycling is *good good good*!
  23. This story became badly garbled by the press, due...

    This story became badly garbled by the press, due to a variety of grammatical errors in the White House press releases.

    What they really meant to say was that the White House wanted to own a ...
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    Hey, it's a character flaw. For instance, you...

    Hey, it's a character flaw.

    For instance, you don't see Ol' Soup Stock (Chicken) rushing over here -- even though he's been looking for that fool thing for two years, now.

    Character flaw, I...
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    It's that better-late-than-never thing... leading...

    It's that better-late-than-never thing... leading cause of divorce, you know.
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