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04-16-2004, 09:46 AM
Thread: Ripped Off by a newbie in Web Hosting Lounge
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That's utterly ridiculous. Where do people get...
That's utterly ridiculous.
Where do people get these ideas?
Originality is the bane of the Internet.
There would be far, far fewer problems if every site looked exactly alike.
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03-25-2004, 08:41 PM
Thread: Defragment in Web Hosting Lounge
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Sure, sure. Next we'll be talking about penis...
Sure, sure.
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03-25-2004, 07:08 PM
Thread: Ripped Off by a newbie in Web Hosting Lounge
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What's all the fuss about? After all... ...
What's all the fuss about?
After all...
Imitation is the sincerest form of theft. -
03-25-2004, 07:07 PM
Thread: Defragment in Web Hosting Lounge
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Defrag? Who bothers? Haven't defragged mine...
Defrag?
Who bothers?
Haven't defragged mine since 1997.
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03-17-2004, 11:23 PM
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Yeah... that generally amuses me, as well. For...
Yeah... that generally amuses me, as well.
For heaven's sake, if you don't want someone to see something, the simplest solution is not to show it to them.
That is:
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03-17-2004, 07:06 PM
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To the contrary, VIEW SOURCE *did* work -- it...
To the contrary, VIEW SOURCE *did* work -- it showed the source, just exactly as it appeared in the file.
And this is a great way to lose traffic from the 5-8% of people who shut off JavaScript in... -
03-14-2004, 03:15 PM
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More correctly, it is not possible to hide your...
More correctly, it is not possible to hide your source code period.
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03-14-2004, 11:15 AM
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What you need to do, see, is make the characters...
What you need to do, see, is make the characters in your code white -- so they're the same color as the white background in NotePad when you do View Source from IE...
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02-15-2004, 12:00 AM
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Wow. I've been coding for decades, and I knew...
Wow.
I've been coding for decades, and I knew *nothing* about the <invisible>...</invisible> tags.
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02-14-2004, 10:01 PM
Thread: lawyer joke in Web Hosting Lounge
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One of my personal favorites... Business &...
One of my personal favorites...
Business & Marketing Explained
It will also give others the opportunity to castigate me as a sexist pig, which should likewise create much hilarity. -
02-09-2004, 02:25 PM
Thread: Outlook questions in Web Hosting Lounge
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I assume you mean Outlook Express. Virtually...
I assume you mean Outlook Express.
Virtually always, this is because your email client has been taken over by the evil extraterrestrial, GUBOSH RAH.
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02-09-2004, 01:47 PM
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According to FFFast.com (http://www.fffast.com),...
According to FFFast.com, Microsoft is also moving to a new keyboard layout.
"Though initial changes will be conservative, this (see photo of the prototype) new keyboard clearly shows some solid... -
02-09-2004, 01:11 PM
Thread: Mountain Dew! in Web Hosting Lounge
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A vigorous enema with six-day-old Jolt certainly...
A vigorous enema with six-day-old Jolt certainly keeps *me* going.
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02-09-2004, 01:07 PM
Thread: Aol :( in Web Hosting Lounge
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This is because you must speak Klingon to...
This is because you must speak Klingon to communicate with it. Fortunately, you can find help with that, here: Google in Klingon.
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02-09-2004, 12:50 PM
Thread: Aol :( in Web Hosting Lounge
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AOL is run by viciously evil extraterrestrials,...
AOL is run by viciously evil extraterrestrials, intent on destroying planet Earth with devious manipulation of our email.
There's simply no other explanation. -
09-05-2003, 04:17 PM
Thread: Would YOU do this?? in Web Hosting Lounge
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Poll: That happens to a lot of hosting companies.
That happens to a lot of hosting companies.
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08-27-2003, 10:31 PM
Thread: Sister keeps crashing the PC..what to do? in Web Hosting Lounge
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DUCT TAPE
DUCT TAPE
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05-28-2003, 12:02 PM
Thread: Hostgator in Web Hosting
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Looks like we crossed tracks, there, Brent......
Looks like we crossed tracks, there, Brent... lol.
Thanks, but I will PASS on any refund due.
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05-28-2003, 11:58 AM
Thread: Hostgator in Web Hosting
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Currently posted on NAC.NET: ...
Currently posted on NAC.NET:
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EMERGENCY NOTIFICATION from NET ACCESS CORPORATION
We are still gathering information, but it appears there was a small fire in... -
05-28-2003, 11:52 AM
Thread: Hostgator in Web Hosting
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We just opened an account with HG last Friday......
We just opened an account with HG last Friday... and I was definitely beginning to wonder if it was an error in judgement.
I *genuinely* appreciate this frank and honest update -- and the... -
05-23-2003, 03:54 PM
Thread: Several HTML questions in Programming Discussion
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If you're interested, there is a tool for this,...
If you're interested, there is a tool for this, here:
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04-11-2003, 05:25 PM
Thread: Alabanza resellers.... in Web Hosting
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Recycling is *good good good*!
Recycling is *good good good*!
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12-24-2002, 12:11 AM
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This story became badly garbled by the press, due...
This story became badly garbled by the press, due to a variety of grammatical errors in the White House press releases.
What they really meant to say was that the White House wanted to own a ... -
11-08-2002, 12:29 AM
Thread: Program/??? for right click menu in Web Hosting Lounge
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Hey, it's a character flaw. For instance, you...
Hey, it's a character flaw.
For instance, you don't see Ol' Soup Stock (Chicken) rushing over here -- even though he's been looking for that fool thing for two years, now.
Character flaw, I... -
11-08-2002, 12:18 AM
Thread: Program/??? for right click menu in Web Hosting Lounge
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It's that better-late-than-never thing... leading...
It's that better-late-than-never thing... leading cause of divorce, you know.
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