Dilbert's Salary Theory!! (Tim Greer should get a kick out of this!)

"Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."

The Proof:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power = Work/ (divided by) Time

so if: Knowledge = Power

and: Time = Money

then: Knowledge = Work /(divided by) Money

Solving for Money: Money = Work /(divided by) Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work!

Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.

:blush:

Hrmmm.... I should be seeing some cash flow then. :D

Well... You would have had money coming in, but now you've gone and learned something. Thus, you have devalued yourself, somewhat.
:stickout

That's priceless... :)