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michaeln
12-18-2002, 08:19 PM
To: All Employees
Subj: Restroom Policy

In the past, employees have been permitted to make trips to the
restroom under informal guidelines. Effective January 1, 2003, a
Restroom Trip Policy will be established to provide a more consistent
method of accounting for each employee's restroom time and ensuring
equal treatment of employees.

Under the policy, a "Restroom Trip Bank" will be established for each
employee. The first day of each month, employees will be given a
Restroom Trip credit of twenty (20) trips. Restroom Trip credits can
be accumulated from month to month.

Within two weeks, the entrances to all restrooms will be equipped with
personnel identification stations and computer linked voice print
recognition devices. Before the end of December, each employee must
provide two copies of voice prints (one normal and one under stress)
to the Material Department. The voice print recognition stations will
be operational but not restrictive for the month of January.
Employees should acquaint themselves with the station during that
period.

If the employee's Restroom Bank balance reaches zero, the doors to the
restroom will not unlock for that employee's voice until the first of
the next month. In addition, all restroom stalls are being equipped
with timed paper towell retractors. If the stall is occupied for more
than three (3) minutes, an alarm will sound. Thirty (30) seconds
after the alarm sounds the roll of paper will retract into the wall,
the toilet will flush, and the stall door will open. If the stall
remains occupied, your picture will be taken.

The picture will then be posted on the Distribution Center Bulletin
Boards. Anyone's picture showing up three (3) times will be
immediately terminated.

If you have any questions about this policy, please ask your immediate
supervisor. They have all received advance instruction.

Thank you and have a nice day,

The Boss

progex
12-18-2002, 08:21 PM
If the stall is occupied for more
than three (3) minutes, an alarm will sound. Thirty (30) seconds
after the alarm sounds the roll of paper will retract into the wall,
the toilet will flush, and the stall door will open. If the stall
remains occupied, your picture will be taken.


Absolutely unnecessary. :eek:

Btw, do they even have technology that preforms these kinds of tasks? Geez..

michaeln
12-18-2002, 08:24 PM
It is a joke.. lol

A found it on an old backup CD I had from 1998.

Synthetic
12-18-2002, 08:27 PM
lol... nice. :D

Acroplex
12-18-2002, 08:30 PM
I'd like to find out who consistently didn't flush the toilet after going #2 at my previous job :angry: :angry: :angry:

homeiss
12-18-2002, 08:47 PM
Nice :agree:

Tux-e-do
12-18-2002, 08:51 PM
no worries I'd just **** on my boss' office floor, then use his reports to wipe my ass :D

Acroplex
12-18-2002, 08:51 PM
You've been watching "Office Space" I can tell...

Tux-e-do
12-18-2002, 08:54 PM
I'm in Australia so I don't get this show, but if this is what they do, damn I want to see it :D

Acroplex
12-18-2002, 08:55 PM
No, it's a movie, not a TV show. http://us.imdb.com/Title?0151804

Tux-e-do
12-18-2002, 09:02 PM
OMG, I can't believe its that old and I haven't seen it :(

Off to vid store tonight.

Acroplex
12-18-2002, 09:06 PM
Office Space is a classic!

The Dude
12-18-2002, 09:12 PM
Is this a JOKE????? :confused: :confused:

I think every1 has the right to goto the blasted BATHROOM!!!

Geez.....

The Dude :angry:

michaeln
12-18-2002, 09:58 PM
Yes it is a joke.

And I would agree. Office Space is a classic..

homeiss
12-20-2002, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by timechange
Office Space is a classic!

Yah, it's a great movie. Everyone should see it. :)

iamdave
12-20-2002, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by michaeln
It is a joke.. lol

A found it on an old backup CD I had from 1998. LOL, I can just see this happening one day....

theqase
12-20-2002, 08:04 PM
hrmmm do you mind if i use this? :dgrin: