Happily Addicted to the Web
(sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy--although
My boss let me go--
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web.

Friends come by; they shake me,
Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter
"No, man; I just discovered
letterman-dot-com!"


I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

Are you happily addicted, Darth? :D

Fraid not :stickout:

Sad really.

Originally posted by Darth
... don't pay taxes

I love the sound of that!
:)

Originally posted by Darth
Fraid not :stickout:

Why not? It's fun! :D