Hugest I have ever seen :jealous: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

thief, thats my ****

**** (http://xtroot.com/~alger/man%20with%20a%20big%20cock%20.jpg)

lol :D

Edit: whoa... better watch what I say ;)

:eek:

Did anyone see those ostrich eggs contestants on Fear Factor had to eat last night? Good Lord! They were three-pound eggs that they had to eat raw!

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

That is not nothing have a look at my big pussy

Click here (http://www.berghuis.co.nz/abiator/weird/bigcat.jpg)

Originally posted by ljprevo
That is not nothing have a look at my big pussy

Click here (http://www.berghuis.co.nz/abiator/weird/bigcat.jpg)

Wow! Amazing pussy there! :eek2: :D

I have a big one to.

ljprev + MarcD:

Make your own thread about PUSSY please. THIS is a thread about ****! :angry:

:D :rolleyes:

:eek: :eek2: :eek3:
Hmm...This is a strange thread...

Wow Marc, your pussy is puuuuurrrrrdy as well! :D

This sure is a strange thread, but it sure brings a smile to the face. :spiny:

This is just a nasty thread...

Originally posted by homeiss
This is just a nasty thread...

It depends on what you are thinking about...All I see is a chicken and a cat...I don't know what you see...:rolleyes:...

Are you uncomfortable talking about ****?

Originally posted by inogenius
Are you uncomfortable talking about ****?

I think we would be safe refering to it as a chicken. The word sounds like something else although I don't remember exactly what...:spiny:

But a chicken isn't a ****. Calling a chicken a **** would be like calling a woman a man...

...how about Rooster?? :D

Just a guess, but I think homeiss is alluding to the fact that the these jokes were actually funny... back in grade school

Originally posted by LiNuX


I think we would be safe refering to it as a chicken.

Nope, CHICKEN look like this:

Tell me you didn't have that picture saved on your computer...

That's a nice ****. But what do you think of my dick? Here's a pic:

big dick (http://memory.loc.gov/pnp/cph/3a50000/3a53000/3a53300/3a53306t.gif)

Originally posted by hostpath.com
That's a nice ****. But what do you think of my dick? Here's a pic:

big dick (http://memory.loc.gov/pnp/cph/3a50000/3a53000/3a53300/3a53306t.gif)

Big but UGLY :stickout:

Originally posted by hostpath.com
That's a nice ****. But what do you think of my dick? Here's a pic:

big dick (http://memory.loc.gov/pnp/cph/3a50000/3a53000/3a53300/3a53306t.gif)

... and btw: ME has the biggest DICK! :stickout:

:eek:

Main Entry: 1cock
Pronunciation: 'käk
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English cok, from Old English cocc, of imitative origin
Date: before 12th century
1 a : the adult male of the domestic fowl (Gallus gallus) b : the male of birds other than the domestic fowl c : WOODCOCK d archaic : the crowing of a ****; also : COCKCROW e : WEATHERCOCK
2 : a device (as a faucet or valve) for regulating the flow of a liquid
3 a : a chief person : LEADER b : a person of spirit and often of a certain swagger or arrogance
4 a : the hammer in the lock of a firearm b : the cocked position of the hammer

SRC: http://m-w.com

I have never seen such a thread before...

Originally posted by LiNuX
I have never seen such a thread before...

That's what people always say about my threads, heh :D

"I'd love to pet your pussy if you'd move that damn cat!" -- Johnny Carson. :D

Originally posted by NocSol


Nope, CHICKEN look like this:

Hmm, so that's what a Chicken looks like? You just happened to have a picture of Chicken lying around on your computer hey? :eek:

Originally posted by hostpath.com
That's a nice ****. But what do you think of my dick? Here's a pic:

big dick (http://memory.loc.gov/pnp/cph/3a50000/3a53000/3a53300/3a53306t.gif)

That sure is a BIG DICK; look at it smile! :)

Originally posted by flitcher
"I'd love to pet your pussy if you'd move that damn cat!" -- Johnny Carson. :D

Did he really say that? :eek:

Originally posted by interactive
Kind of sad oyu don't live in the USA and you insult our president. Shows what sort of a low life you are.

It seemed like a joke to me. Last time I heard we were free to make fun of other people?

Do you think I should buy some CUM cause I don't have any? it's at 18.7421 pounds right now with a 52 week high of 32.0379 pounds and a 52week low of 12.4862 pounds. Sure seems like a good buy, just hope the company can produce well.

CUM (http://quotes.nasdaq.com/asp/summaryquote.asp?symbol=CUM%60&selected=CUM%60)

Ummm.. Ok, that was inappropriate. I'd suggest you delete that. :rolleyes:

Look at all the cocks I have to put up with living in Columbia South Carolina!
Uggh, I hate Cocks.
http://uscsports.com

People have cocks for their cars...
http://store.fansonly.com/scar/store.cfm?cart_id=073537499010011551524742420020312&store_id=141&dept_id=1720&product_id=19836

And everyone show's their **** pride!
http://www.allgamecocks.com/cockscap.html
http://store6.yimg.com/I/allgamecocks_1714_3609069

However, I'm a www.clemson.edu pussy, and we beat those cocks good this year, 27 to 20

Originally posted by Newbie
Do you think I should buy some CUM cause I don't have any?

That's just bad. Funny though. :D

Originally posted by mind21_98


It seemed like a joke to me. Last time I heard we were free to make fun of other people?

Yes it was meant as a joke indeed. The picture of (Ex) President Nixon that hostpath.com posted would be an insult too then. Well if it is of any comfort to you: Our prime-minister (president) Kostas Simitis is the worlds biggest dick and after him there is a lot of space and then come all the other dicks. I AM greek and I would not be offended cause it's true and even if it wasn't I could take a joke... and I know that americans can take a joke too ;)

Ok some cannot take a joke but hey, there are always dicks around, eh? :D

Originally posted by Rewdog
Look at all the cocks I have to put up with living in Columbia South Carolina!
Uggh, I hate Cocks.
http://uscsports.com

People have cocks for their cars...
http://store.fansonly.com/scar/store.cfm?cart_id=073537499010011551524742420020312&store_id=141&dept_id=1720&product_id=19836

And everyone show's their **** pride!
http://www.allgamecocks.com/cockscap.html
http://store6.yimg.com/I/allgamecocks_1714_3609069

However, I'm a www.clemson.edu pussy, and we beat those cocks good this year, 27 to 20

Geeeze, didn't realize there is so much **** out there :D :D

The GameCocks are awesome.... at basketball.

Originally posted by inogenius
The GameCocks are awesome.... at basketball.

Heh, can someone please make a detailed list of waht kind of COCKS are out there... with pictures please :D

1991 called, they want their jpeg's back.

Small world, I spent a year and a half in Cola in my younger years. What's the place downtown, "5 corners" or something like that? Whatever it is, they had a place called Garrett's Grill and Grog, great nachos, wings, and beer. Other than that, all I remember is paying a 3% tax on my car every flipping year and "2 notch road". :)

Originally posted by Rewdog
Look at all the cocks I have to put up with living in Columbia South Carolina!

Now Now.... How many of you straight men actually clicked on the link. :stickout:

Originally posted by MDJ2000
Small world, I spent a year and a half in Cola in my younger years. What's the place downtown, "5 corners" or something like that? Whatever it is, they had a place called Garrett's Grill and Grog, great nachos, wings, and beer. Other than that, all I remember is paying a 3% tax on my car every flipping year and "2 notch road". :)



Cool, I'm actually in Lexington, Outside of columbia. Its 5 points :). Banana Joe's is the club over there :)

Nixon's first name was Dick.

If you're not impressed by the Dick, how about these nuts?

nuts (http://www.bingoware.com/layers/nuts.jpg)

When i first saw the title,i thought it was the other.......I said to myself "Why hasnt chicken deleted this thread" (hehehehe) then i looked at it....(hehehe)

Funny!!

The Dude :)

LEt me get this straight...

You were thinking something else, yet you still clicked the link? Hmmm... ;)

Originally posted by Phrozen
LEt me get this straight...

You were thinking something else, yet you still clicked the link? Hmmm... ;)

To each his/her own...:D

Here's a big picture of a skinny ass (http://spoon.org/pics/Places/Oaklawn-Farm-Zoo/Donkey.jpg) :D

Originally posted by timechange
Here's a big picture of a skinny ass (http://spoon.org/pics/Places/Oaklawn-Farm-Zoo/Donkey.jpg) :D

It's not that skinny.. :D

It's so damn bony. I like them phat :D

Then I get this fat ass (http://www.ohr.org.il/judaism/nature/image/donkey.jpg) must be more to your liking, then? ;)

Originally posted by timechange
It's so damn bony. I like them phat :D

Ok, i'll give you bony but it's really ugly as well. :stickout:

Originally posted by timechange
It's so damn bony. I like them phat :D

Hmm...:rolleyes:...

Originally posted by Phrozen
Then I get this fat ass (http://www.ohr.org.il/judaism/nature/image/donkey.jpg) must be more to your liking, then? ;)

Man that pic's nasty! It's a fat ass alright and it show's a little too much of it! :puke:

Oops...

Originally posted by hostpath.com
If you're not impressed by the Dick, how about these nuts?

nuts (http://www.bingoware.com/layers/nuts.jpg)

Quite some NUTS there. In fact I liked them SO much I decided to show off my BALLS :eek2:

Originally posted by NocSol


Quite some NUTS there. In fact I liked them SO much I decided to show off my BALLS :eek2:

Nice balls, but they're a little small... :D

Originally posted by homeiss


Nice balls, but they're a little small... :D

Nono, I reduced the image like hell so I can attach it here (file size limit) ... the photographer needed a wide-angle lens and a chopper to fly above in order to fit my HUGE BALLS on one photo :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I havnt read the thrad but i like big cocks

Originally posted by is0lized
I havnt read the thrad but i like big cocks
Ryan :o If you didn't read the thread, then I am worried :eek:

Since when does anyone here know my name? PEOPLE DO CARE!!

I'm not sufficiently experienced in animal icon identification to be for sure, but believe one of those "donkey" pics isn't, but actually a mule or perhaps even a hinny.

If that's true, then its not quite right to refer to it as an "ass". Of course, you might refer to it as half ass.

Originally posted by is0lized
Since when does anyone here know my name? PEOPLE DO CARE!!

I didn't know your name, Ryan.

- Robert

Hey but back on topic pls :)

Anyone got some more ****, pussy, ass, nuts or balls? :D

Wow, You guys nuts as small.. Must be something in the water? Anyway heres a picture of mine with the wife also enjoying in the fun :)

Originally posted by OKIHost
Wow, You guys nuts as small.. Must be something in the water? Anyway heres a picture of mine with the wife also enjoying in the fun :)

Errr, nuts&bolts?

Anyway, you wife is very pretty. I am happy for you :)

I've got one of a guy eating pussy ... (18+ only!)

Originally posted by Alex[nl]
I've got one of a guy eating pussy ... (18+ only!)

Mods please deny the COPPA-USER-GROUP access here :D

great thread

Noc, then why you say my name?

Originally posted by is0lized
Noc, then why you say my name?

Errrr... cause I read it in anon-e-mouse's post :cartman:

Huh?

Originally posted by anon-e-mouse

Ryan :o If you didn't read the thread, then I am worried :eek:

That one (it is on begiinign of this page btw)

Ah, names getting confused, should of gone to anom, not you

Originally posted by is0lized
Ah, names getting confused, should of gone to anom, not you

... Ok :confused:

Thats what i get when i stay up all night

Originally posted by is0lized
Thats what i get when i stay up all night

Well then go to sleep! :)

Hmmmm what exactly do you mean if you say you STAY UP ALL NIGHT??? :D :D :D

Wha? :eek:

Originally posted by is0lized
Wha? :eek:

GO TO SLEEP! ;)

Ok back to cocks, pussies, asses, nuts and balls :D

Sleep am i doing.

Have you seen my weiner? (http://home.it.net.au/~opalowl/weiner.jpg) :D

Let's have us some **** fights! ;)