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Acroplex
11-27-2002, 10:02 PM
In London today Scotland Yard surrounded Harrods store because they had heard reports that Summer Bed Linen was on the third floor.

susannad
11-27-2002, 10:05 PM
we have some bin liners in my kitchen

Acroplex
11-27-2002, 10:07 PM
Ich bin ein Bern Liner!

binasys
11-28-2002, 07:03 AM
German: Will you stop talking about the war!
Basil: Me? You started it!
German: We did not start it.
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland.

susannad
11-28-2002, 07:09 AM
Don't mention the war !

BiGWill
11-28-2002, 08:21 AM
hahah,
bad ones.

-Edward-
11-28-2002, 12:41 PM
We brits have humour?

silversurfer
11-28-2002, 12:52 PM
After a few beers... yes.:D

susannad
11-29-2002, 04:59 AM
My personal experience from meeting many people on the net that I would never, ever, in my life have had the chance to meet .. has been an eye-opener for me, culturally speaking

I learnt very quickly not to attempt a joke with anyone from USA, well -- my joking wasn't perceived as a joke. It seems irony is not the same in USA as it is in Australia, if they understand irony at all -- very literal people I've found them to be

However the people I've come across from England instantly know what I'm saying and answer in kind
And, at the same time, I've very often failed to see any humour in something from USA that's clearly labelled as a "joke"

There's a definite distinctive cultural difference in humour
Obviously I'm closer to England than USA , not in miles or kilometres, but in my cultural conditioning

StarGate
11-29-2002, 07:53 AM
Worst thing I ever heard was from a chick I flirted on Santorini. She was from GB and all she had to say (loudly) after intense multicultural conversation was "I am Britisch!"

lol

susannad
11-29-2002, 08:10 AM
Did she leave you with a dramatic farewell saying "so long I'm the godmother" ?

StarGate
11-29-2002, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by susannad
Did she leave you with a dramatic farewell saying "so long I'm the godmother" ?

:D :D

Well if she knew about WHT she might... wouldn't have been that impossible :rolleyes:

susannad
11-29-2002, 08:26 AM
you've got a good sense of humour there yourself !

;)

StarGate
11-29-2002, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by susannad
you've got a good sense of humour there yourself !

;)

Well I try hard :)

"Horse comes into a bar and the bartender says: Hey, why the long face?"

Ok... will try harder! =)

susannad
11-29-2002, 10:15 AM
please

not another talking bartender

Acroplex
11-29-2002, 10:31 AM
A greek joke:

The wife calls her husband who works outside the house:

-Jimmy! Come on in to eat, or your food is going to be hot!

(we eat meals lukewarm in Greece).