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StarGate
11-27-2002, 03:51 PM
Can I host (legal) porn with you?

Just got this question for the 1 Zillion'th time (I'd wish :D) and I always reply: "Sure, if I get free access!" :D :D

Curios, how do YOU respond to a client who wants to put those naked pleasures on your servers? :)

Akash
11-27-2002, 03:52 PM
"As long as they aren't naked"

Alex[nl]
11-27-2002, 03:54 PM
"legal" porn ... that definition is different in almost every country in the world ....

StarGate
11-27-2002, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Alex[nl]
"legal" porn ... that definition is different in almost every country in the world ....

Well I mean porn where you can see **** and ****** and ********* and ****** and maybe ******* doing ***** :D :D

(I put in the stars myself :stickout:))

Darth
11-27-2002, 04:02 PM
:laugh: :rolleyes:

Chachi
11-27-2002, 05:19 PM
Not had anything about porn, but one particular customer did argue at great length why he thought he hadn't broken our TOS by hosting warez/cracks on his account. Some of his excuses e.g. "but all my friends are doing it" were extremely funny.

AceWeb
11-27-2002, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by akash
"As long as they aren't naked"

I like that answer.

theqase
11-27-2002, 05:31 PM
tell them as long as there is no human involved?:eek:

StarGate
11-27-2002, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by theqase
tell them as long as there is no human involved?:eek:

Would you prefer goat-sex? :D :D :D

MarcD
11-27-2002, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by NocSol


Would you prefer goat-sex? :D :D :D

Sad things is mabye 1/10 would answer great.its so hard finding a good goat sex host.

filburt1
11-27-2002, 06:11 PM
localhost has no rules!

StarGate
11-27-2002, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by MarcD


Sad things is mabye 1/10 would answer great.its so hard finding a good goat sex host.

Maybe not, check your PM! :D

theqase
11-27-2002, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by filburt1
localhost has no rules!

have you read the AUP/TOS for localhost?

Chachi
11-27-2002, 06:33 PM
Maybe not, check your PM!

Check the rules!

StarGate
11-27-2002, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Fazel3


Check the rules!


LOL, that was a JOKE... oh my :rolleyes: :stickout:

ThomasC
11-27-2002, 06:37 PM
Goat Porn! :pimp:

StarGate
11-27-2002, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by ThomasC
Goat Porn! :pimp:

I wonder if anyone got any links on that to offer. Enough perverts here on WHT :D

*Looking for Goat-Link in Favorites* :D :D

Chachi
11-27-2002, 06:49 PM
I was joking as well.... going along with the flow, jeez you're uptight!

StarGate
11-27-2002, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by Fazel3
I was joking as well.... going along with the flow, jeez your uptight!

LOL ok my bad :blush:

Acroplex
11-27-2002, 10:12 PM
"Mutton dagger,
Old blind Bob,
Hanging Johnny,
Fishing rod,
Tally wacker,
Pocket rocket,
One eyed trouser trout,
Ding dong,
Ankle spanker,
Pork sword,
Engine cranker,
Hairy hot dog,
Davy Crockett,
LET THEM ALL HANG OUT!

CHORUS-
Pet names for genitalia,
You know the girls think of 'em,
And you gotta love 'em!
Pet names for genitalia,
Theres always something silly
About little Willy!

Wang,
Wahzoo,
Weenie wacker,
Pecker,
Pee Pee,
Kidney cracker,
Heat seeking moisture missile,
Giggle stick,
Love whistle,
Tube steak,
Uncle Dick,
THIS IS GETTING REALLY SICK!
I'm not through,
There's ONE more,
PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!

Repeat Chorus 2x "

ThomasC
11-28-2002, 04:01 PM
WTF, lol.

Acroplex
11-28-2002, 04:11 PM
It's a parody of "We didn't start the fire" :D

ThomasC
11-28-2002, 04:25 PM
Ah, ok i thought it was for Chicken to add to the banned word list

*******
****
******
***
***************
***********
************
********

:)