Hello

This post may look odd or fake but it isnt.
I just want MORE from hosting companies and i know they CAN offer MORE than usual.
I m looking for a host that can satisfy my reasonable request offering me what i really want at affordable price.

what i want is...

Unlimited: bandwidth, space, domains, subdomains, mySQL DB

Unmetered: e-mail accounts (both POP3 and SMTP), ftp accounts, e-mail forwaders-mailing lists-autoresponder

Uncharged: about 64 IPs, Xtra space, Xtra bandwidth, 2 name servers

Preinstalled: a couple of MSG Boards, Web Chat, Guestbooks, counters, webalizer, analog, awstat, urchin, mrtg, blog

fully anonymity, ability to resell and oversell space and/or bandwidth

Uptime a bit more than 99,99999999%, quality bandwidth only (cogent forbidden)

A special custom web application with 3 control panels so i could switch from one to another when i like to (preffered CP PLESK, WHM/CPANEL, HSPHERE or ADSM)

I d also like that the host should offer me a domain name 4 free and a bike (yes, a motorbike) for as long as i will be hosted with him (more than 750cc are required). A picture of the bike offered is necessary otherwise the offer is invalid. An acceptable bike is like this (http://www.geocities.com/batis.geo/bikes/zrx4.html) !!!
Adult hosts offering women instead wont be acceptable.

Finally, i d like to pay via Paypal at a cost a bit under 1$ USD monthly. Discounts if i pay yearly are preffered.

Thank you very much
good day ;)

I d also like that the host should offer me a domain name 4 free and a bike (yes, a motorbike) for as long as i will be hosted with him (more than 750cc are required).

Lol, are you serious? :eek:

whoopsssss

i forgot to mention that i need FULL TECHNICAL SUPPORT 24h/7d for the website AND the bike

An international toll free number is required

thank you

:cartman:

PS
and YES, im serious :D :pimp: :smokin: :beer:

haha :emlaugh:

kowasuki ride yamaha boi!!!

Hey Buddy,

You forgot to add a full web designed site as well. :P

Good Luck

LOL... Weres the H2 hummer and the bright red Ferrari for signing up gifts??? Thats just a must these days! :D


lol

Hey I dont ask for much either ..... just a Shelby Cobra :emlaugh:

Originally posted by zephyr
Finally, i d like to pay via Paypal

Darn...we were looking good right up until this point.

;)

Gary

no women? how 'bout men?

I can offer you all that not for $1 but ONLY 99cents/month, and if you pay yearly you get a bonus 2 months free! I will even give 5 domains for free and that bike! I will provide you with 3 personal techies (working around the clock) for a true 24/7 support.

The set-up cost is only US$1.5 Million for the first year and 30% off thereafter. If you're interested let me know. Only one server left!

Originally posted by tn3
I can offer you all that not for $1 but ONLY 99cents/month, and if you pay yearly you get a bonus 2 months free! I will even give 5 domains for free and that bike! I will provide you with 3 personal techies (working around the clock) for a true 24/7 support.

The set-up cost is only US$1.5 Million for the first year and 30% off thereafter. If you're interested let me know. Only one server left!

i guess that was the only serious offer i could have but i cant accept it cause i cant compare it with anything but only with the other thread above (or below) which offers a laptop!!! -> http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=90633

i think i should wait till Xmas before i will repeat my request. Then i ll get an offer even from Santa-Host.com :D

have a nice day and/or a peacefull night

Time to up my medication. :eek:

Hahahaha LMAO !!
How about 24/7 webcam support by the Swedish Bikini team instead of that bike? ;)

Why not both? :D

Ok, since you are really getting there I'll throw in some popcorn and coke so you can watch the WHT forums more comfortable when your not playing with your server ;)