http://www.vnunet.com/quiz/geeko.jsp

Only 30% Geek - what am I doing wrong?

43%, and I tried not to be... :-)

Gary

64%

Damn, the Harley's not helping...

what did you get susannad ? :)

yikes, this aint good

79%

11%

There's barely a trace of geekiness in you. You can just about handle a toaster, though you quite often end up scraping the black stuff off the toast (and how does that get there?). But a computer is more or less completely beyond you. Go talk to your children about all this stuff or, if you don't have any, someone else's. Be careful not to get arrested though.



So I enjoy life.. pah! :stickout:

You are 63% geek NOOOOOOO! :(

what did you get susannad ?
gosh that's a little like asking an old fashioned lady her age :blush:

be thankful i didnt :)

I got 37%. I guess that's because I actually have a LIFE!!!

You are 55% geek .........


lies, all lies!!! :D

29%. Maybe it's time to get a Mac.

Originally posted by Reptilian Feline
I got 37%. I guess that's because I actually have a LIFE!!!

Ya sure? so where did the 37% come from? :D

<-- 11%.. So far I am the least geekiness here :stickout:

You are practically computer-literate, in an almost real sense. This could be a good thing, or a bad thing, depending on whether you use your knowledge for good or for ill. Looking at your answers, I'd almost certainly say it was a bad thing.

:erm:

lol :stickout:

You are 3% geek




You're definitely not a geek, though you probably have a rough idea of what electricity is or, more likely, you've heard of the stuff at least. Why not try joining the rest of us in the 21st century, though I would advise you take it stage by stage, starting, say, with the 18th.


Now to TRY and get a high %.

You are 86% geek




You're pretty much a nerd, sure enough. So if that's what you wanted to hear, well done, ish. I mean you're a "kind-of" geek, but definitely not gifted. Either you're a hard worker who's as thick as two short sales executives, or you just can't be bothered with detail. Whichever, you're a loser.


Wheeeee :stickout:

Oh no, I got: You are practically computer-literate, in an almost real sense. This could be a good thing, or a bad thing, depending on whether you use your knowledge for good or for ill. Looking at your answers, I'd almost certainly say it was a bad thing. too.

Now what the heck is Orac, K9, or a palindromic binary integer (How delighful)?
Of course everybody knows Viagra = spam, and porn on the Internet = profitable.

"You are 79% geek"

:D

I iz c0l!1 :stickout:

I am currently winning for highest AND lowest, no? :D :cool:

64% geek................................crap test.:cool: :eek:

crap test but it gave us all a bit of a giggle
you have to have something in your day that breaks up the monotony of practical things

otherwise .. perish the thought ! I don't dare even imagine it

shoot teh g33kz ...

:uzi: :crying:

:erm:

:smash: the :uzi:

:idea: have a :beer: instead

82%... heh its off... I am geek... I am nothing but geek... I live and breath computers and would eat them if it wouldn't kill me ^_^

55% and I was trying hard to not be...

You are 36% geek

You are certainly no computer expert, but you can probably tell a keyboard from a mouse almost instantly. Hone those skills, learn to use Word and maybe even investigate email. Who knows, it might come in useful if you ever manage to get a job.

I guess people should quit calling me on the phone with their computer problems then. ;)

You are 93% geek

Ooh, who's a clever boy then? Or, increasingly (and eventually exclusively) who's a clever girl then? You really are a geek, and you do know your stuff. You didn't get fooled by those laughably easy questions. On the other hand, which did you get wrong? How very annoying. Now you'd better just go back and try it again (and again, and again), or you'll never be able to rest easy. Obsessive idiot.

When did this happen I don't remember becoming a geek.

The worst part is I do wonder which questions I got wrong (arghhhh!)

Originally posted by mind21_98
You are 36% geek

You are certainly no computer expert, but you can probably tell a keyboard from a mouse almost instantly. Hone those skills, learn to use Word and maybe even investigate email. Who knows, it might come in useful if you ever manage to get a job.

I guess people should quit calling me on the phone with their computer problems then. ;)

That could be a great side benefit! Get rid of those people calling at odd hours to ask: "Why is my monitor doing this?"

63%

Greg Moore

Originally posted by ATST
Oh no, I got: You are practically computer-literate, in an almost real sense. This could be a good thing, or a bad thing, depending on whether you use your knowledge for good or for ill. Looking at your answers, I'd almost certainly say it was a bad thing. too.

Now what the heck is Orac, K9, or a palindromic binary integer (How delighful)?
Of course everybody knows Viagra = spam, and porn on the Internet = profitable.

Ooh! oohh! *raises hand*

I know what a palindromic binary integer is!

100001, 11011, 11111, 1010000101, etc
reads same forwards and back.

lol

Jeez I thought i was geeky @ : You are 76% geek
..

You're on a particularly useless cusp known as "being a bit of a nerd". Nobody really trusts what you say about computers, but at the same time, they keep asking you really annoying questions that they could answer for themselves if they just spent five minutes thinking about it. You also have to spend a lot of time not having a life in order to keep your slightly inadequate skills up to date. You have a choice: work harder and learn more, or give up and start to enjoy life.

But skelly good lord man ... I had to look up palindromic...


:D

Originally posted by MikeM
Jeez I thought i was geeky @ : You are 76% geek
..

You're on a particularly useless cusp known as "being a bit of a nerd". Nobody really trusts what you say about computers, but at the same time, they keep asking you really annoying questions that they could answer for themselves if they just spent five minutes thinking about it. You also have to spend a lot of time not having a life in order to keep your slightly inadequate skills up to date. You have a choice: work harder and learn more, or give up and start to enjoy life.

But skelly good lord man ... I had to look up palindromic...


:D

lol...math, science, English, electronics, RF, fixing Harleys, drinking beer, intelligence (both kinds), psychology, sociology, philosophy..these are the things I'm good at. I just dabble in this computer stuff.

Used to be a computer geek - in the 80's. Took a long strike when Windows took over. Didn't want to do the non-command line stuff. Gotta say though that I didn't want to like Star Trek, the Next Generation when it was coming out either.

Still don't like Windows, but I've learned it.

Heh... even got a special 'senior executive' invite to microsoft's booth at Comdex next week. Maybe I'll go drink some of their beer (if they have it).

86% geek, but i was trying to get 100%

I'm 63%, so sayeth the quiz.

I knew I needed to get back into music ;)

73% and i tried not to be...

arghhhhhhhhhh geeks are taking over the world..i only got 37% hehe

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Matt

41%

30%

I *only* got 81% geek:

You're pretty much a nerd, sure enough. So if that's what you wanted to hear, well done, ish. I mean you're a "kind-of" geek, but definitely not gifted. Either you're a hard worker who's as thick as two short sales executives, or you just can't be bothered with detail. Whichever, you're a loser.

:stickout

--Shaun

I had to look up palindromic... rockergrrl could tell you .. half a semibreve

33%

Seriously, wtf is BTInternet? :confused:

An ISP in England I think

75% - I thought that damn thing would never stop going up.


You're on a particularly useless cusp known as "being a bit of a nerd". Nobody really trusts what you say about computers, but at the same time, they keep asking you really annoying questions that they could answer for themselves if they just spent five minutes thinking about it. You also have to spend a lot of time not having a life in order to keep your slightly inadequate skills up to date. You have a choice: work harder and learn more, or give up and start to enjoy life.


PS: Yes, BTInternet is a crappy ISP in the UK...run by the telco.

76% Geek :)

You are 50% geek

Solid, if unimaginative scoring. You probably know enough about computers to get by, though I bet you have to bluff a bit when it comes to talking to your kids/IT department. Pay a bit more attention when others are trying to help.

I retook it, and got a 79%... :)

:bawling: 79 :eek:

52% :D

48%

You are 40% geek

darn lol

Dear god...i got 72%

Plus a nifty quote

You're on a particularly useless cusp known as "being a bit of a nerd". Nobody really trusts what you say about computers, but at the same time, they keep asking you really annoying questions that they could answer for themselves if they just spent five minutes thinking about it. You also have to spend a lot of time not having a life in order to keep your slightly inadequate skills up to date. You have a choice: work harder and learn more, or give up and start to enjoy life.

:cartman:


it's all over..over i tell u :blush:

Oh well done. Well done indeed. You finally managed to work out which one of the questions you were getting wrong. You truly are a sad git with no control over your all-consuming desire for order. There's no hope for you, but if you can bring yourself to change your clothes occasionally and bathe from time to time, it'll be harder for the others to pick you out, until you start talking down to them


After x tries I just had to cheat damn thing.


It's not how much of a geek you are that you should be worrying about. Right now, I'd be more than slightly concerned about your deep-seated psychotic tendencies. Have you forgotten to take your medication? If so, go and take it. And don't stop to listen to any voices on the way. If you're not on medication, I'd consider a long course of psychiatric treatment in a secure institution. Or, of course, you could try the quiz again, but this time try not to reveal so much of your twisted psyche.

It says im 77% geek...........(hehehe)

Oh well.....

The Dude :)

Originally posted by sasha
Have you forgotten to take your medication? If so, go and take it. And don't stop to listen to any voices on the way. If you're not on medication, I'd consider a long course of psychiatric treatment in a secure institution.

*gives sasha some happy pills*

You'll be degeekified in no time! :D

80% here.

Well I must be somewhat of a geek since I tried to visit the link but it was slow loading. I feel like a dumbass because I waited about a minute for the damn page to load but it never appeared. Now I'm mad because I really wanted to know if I'm a geek or not so this itself makes me feel like I already passed the test.

Well,

Im glad im right up ther ewith some others,makes me feel a little less stupid (Hehehehe)

The Dude :)

Originally posted by mind21_98


*gives sasha some happy pills*

You'll be degeekified in no time! :D

Happy pills might be what got me there at first place.

Originally posted by sasha
Happy pills might be what got me there at first place.

You'll go mad if I take them away from you though. :(