 | View Full Version : Why so much downtime!!!!!! Here's your answer! AussieHosts 11-08-2002, 11:01 PM BOFH: Random Excuse Creator v1.3 http://www.mbarron.net/ExcuseCreator/ Screenshot: http://www.mbarron.net/ExcuseCreator/excusescrshot.GIF I didn't try it, but it looks like it could come in handy... :) Cheers Gary MDJ2000 11-08-2002, 11:13 PM Hehe, cute. Akash 11-08-2002, 11:16 PM Synchronous Synchronisation Desynchronisation Problem :eek: I'm not even sure if that is possible??? Kaumil 11-08-2002, 11:18 PM Funny. AussieHosts 11-08-2002, 11:29 PM It'd be good if one of the helpdesk developers could introduce some of its logic via AI and we could all go fishing! :) Gary Kaumil 11-08-2002, 11:36 PM Company: Hello, how may I help you? Customer: My site is down, can you tell me why? Company: Please wait while our software generates an excuse... :D Andrew 11-09-2002, 12:55 AM Long live the BOFH!! JTY 11-09-2002, 01:24 AM I'm going to keep this around... :) LordLardo 11-09-2002, 02:09 AM Ok, ill start firing staff immediatly mcfcforever 11-09-2002, 08:20 PM Thats a bad idea using that..what happens if yourt clients to tlk to one an other, and youve given each one of them a different reason ? hmmm... Darth 11-09-2002, 08:24 PM haha cool :) pcsteve 11-09-2002, 08:49 PM Hahaha. Looks like support techs are obsolete :D Now all we need to do is all some AI into it. Woot! Funny. |