Just got a ip for my new VSD, turns out the ip was used by earhost once upon a time. So I can't use it for name servers (still registered in earhosts name server. Timmayyyy's revenge :D

Aww, poor Darth. Timmay will get his one day, have no fear.

Timmays back, back again.

Timmays back, tell a friend.

Here's part of the song:


Two crashed servers go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who’s back, back again
Timmay’s back, tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back

I created a webhost that nobody wants to
See Raqshack no more they want Timmay

Well if you want hosting this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of CPanel mixed with some hard Ensim
Some mySQL that will boot up your box faster
Then a crash when the load hits the 70’s
By WHT when I’m not cooperating
When I’m booting the server while it’s not configurating
You waited this long so stop the flaming
Cuz I’m back, I’m on a Raq and overclocking
I know that you got a job Ms. Chicken
But your husband’s banning of my nick is complicating
So the WHT won’t let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down in Kentucky
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on and sign up, check out the Gigs
Screw dat, cause this ****e’s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, with Earhost and PeeDee

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just host with me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz web hosting sucks without me

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LOL, of all ip's it had to be his :D

HAHAHA
timmays back, tell a friend. hahahaa

That's rather creative there Mr. Timechange.

haha! That's some good stuff.

:D

Someone lay the beat down for TimeChange :)

Originally posted by Darth
Just got a ip for my new VSD
VSD? You mean Virtual Dedicated Server?

Ya I think thats what he meant. Timechange mind if I add?

Of course not, be my guest :D

Heres the next chorus after where you left off tell me what you think lol

Little hellion timmys feeling rebellious
embarrassed, his parents still listen to Elvis
they start feeling their prisoners helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "SCAM!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,

I think his dad listens to Billy Rae Cyrus and the Dixie Chics :D

how about garth brooks?

Ahh revised:

Little hellion timmys feeling rebellious
embarrassed, his parents still listen to Garth Brooks
they start feeling their prisoners helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "SCAM!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,

pollutin the market like a rebel
so let me just revel an bask, in the fact that I got everyone chasing my ass
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back fix your broken router and home it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your firewall like a hacker
The center of attention back for the messageboard
I'm interesting, the best thing since Shawn White
Infesting in your servers and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 servers area free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Yep him too.

Actually Garth released an album about Timmay called "Fresh Servers". Contains the songs:

The Same Old crock
Cowboys and Servers
The Crash
That Ol' Webhost
Rollin' the dough
The Server Change
The Beaches of Kentucky
(To make you feel my skillz)
It's Midnight Hostingfella
She's Every Mod
Hostland

ROFL very good.

Still working on the rest...lol..I got figure out someway to seperate the lyrics from the melody or whatever on the song. That way I can like use a text reader and play it to the lyrics :-D

I am sure you can find "karaoke" versions of the song on the web.

Timmy Television Programs

- This old closed thread
- Enemies
- Little server on the auction block
- The joy of fishing
- Monster Bull****
- Night Scammer
- T*I*M*M*A*A*A*A*A*A*Y
- Timmay The Customer Slayer
- Whose server is it anyway?
- Babylon Broke
- The Corrupted Host Files
- Saturday Night Banned
- The Sympathions
- The Twilight Zone - Episode (The hacked server)
- I dream of hosting
- Saved By The Reseller Company
- Punky Brewster
- Law & Order - Criminal Intent
- Eight Bans Is Enough
- Rude Awakening

muahaha

What about adding some old ones:

Kentucky 5-0
Dy-Nasty
last server from Atlantis
The 6 million nickname man
Hosts of Hazard
Bonanza (ok ok)
The Waltons (whatever his last name is)
Little Server on the Prairie

ROFL Good samuel.

Originally posted by Chicken
That's rather creative there Mr. Timechange.
Can someone put that to music and post the .wav file?? :D :laugh:

thats what Im working on


People heres the complete version some of its timechange's:


Two crashed servers go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who’s back, back again
Timmay’s back, tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back

I created a webhost that nobody wants to
See Raqshack no more they want Timmay

Well if you want hosting this is what I’ll give ya
A little bit of CPanel mixed with some hard Ensim
Some mySQL that will boot up your box faster
Then a crash when the load hits the 70’s
By WHT when I’m not cooperating
When I’m booting the server while it’s not configurating
You waited this long so stop the flaming
Cuz I’m back, I’m on a Raq and overclocking
I know that you got a job Ms. Chicken
But your husband’s banning of my nick is complicating
So the WHT won’t let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down in Kentucky
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on and sign up, check out the Gigs
Screw dat, cause this ****e’s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, with Earhost and PeeDee

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just host with me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz web hosting sucks without me

Little hellion timmys feeling rebellious
embarrassed, his parents still listen to Garth Brooks
they start feeling their prisoners helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells "SCAM!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,

pollutin the market like a rebel
so let me just revel an bask, in the fact that I got everyone chasing my ass
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Well I'm back fix your broken router and home it in and then I'm gonna
enter in and up under your firewall like a hacker
The center of attention back for the messageboard
I'm interesting, the best thing since Shawn White
Infesting in your servers and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
here's my 10 cents my 2 servers area free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?


A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this host that host
And customers you can get your server hacked
worse than them little EARHost bastards, and James
you can get stomped by Travis, you 36 year old bald headed freak bellow me
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to me anymore
Now lets go, give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new scams
I've been dope, suspenseful with a mouse ever since I got a domain which turned himself into a company
But sometimes the customers just seems, everybody only wants to host with me

So this must mean I'm a good host, but its just me I'm just a scam
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Shawn White, to scam people so selfishly
and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other unlimited hosts emerge
but no matter how many sites in the sea it'd be so empty without me

Worst thing since Shawn White ROFLMAO that was a good line :D

Originally posted by interactive
but no matter how many sites in the sea it'd be so empty without me

:D