I think I am correct in saying that chicken is a teacher in cali. So he posts all day long, and right now its about 1pm eastern, so with the three hour difference, thats 10am in cali. Does he have a laptop with a wireless internet connection that he leaves at his desk, or during the kids recess does he sneak over to the computer lab?

during the kids recess does he sneak over to the computer lab
:agree:

No heres the truth*

20 years ago Chicken had a small computer put in his brain, the operation was a success!. Now chicken can post from anywhere even when teaching! :D















*All lies

curiosity kills the cat....

... and I stalk Akash :D

Darth can post again :( :bawling: :stickout:

:D

Mabey there are multiple chickens. At least that would explain the mood swings*, heh



* ok, so I made that up

Yes, Chicken101 (there are 4394348947 Chickens) fixed it! :)

are these chickens employed by the same company that google contracted the pidgeon contract out too?
maybes hes just a free range chicken and teaches outside or something. or keeps a shed full of battery chickens in tiny cages to do his evil bidding.

Yes, Chicken is evil, he...he... he hit WHT!!! :bawling:


I pound on it a few times and she usually starts right up. Will change the oil, danke.

-Chicken

Or mabey he has his nuggest post

Question, where are nuggets on a chicken? I've never seen them...then again I didn't look to hard, staring is not polite. :)

Originally posted by Darth
No heres the truth*

20 years ago Chicken had a small computer put in his brain, the operation was a success!. :D

Hmmmm. That means it was one of those early Apples. :) He also sees the world in green monochrome. :stickout:

-Lamar

well if whoever designed chickens had any sense the nuggets are tucked away safely out of the way of any random kicks.

no responce from the chicken :(

Originally posted by davidb
no responce from the chicken :(
Maybe because we all gussed correctly!? :stickout:

Originally posted by davidb
...right now its about 1pm eastern, so with the three hour difference, thats 10am in cali.
...10 am on Sunday. :D

Hahahaa...


Yah.. I wouldn't be going to school on a Sunday, that's for sure :rolleyes:

10am? I don't think your human :D

well, that post was made on friday. I think the chicken is not trying to answer directly.

Do I smell conspriacy(sp)

/me calls the weekly world news

...ohh well then in that case, I'm on vacation. I get a month off every three months (give or take a week, but that's close).

well chicken, your secret is safe for now, i called the weekly world news and they told me to go to hell.

I dont think I should of insulted his mother like that.

Chicken, the school you teach for does that all year school? Where you get off for like 2 weeks then go to school like 3 weeks and the process repeats...
They were thinking about doing that here, I think it's pretty stupid.

Too many kids, not enough space. If I showed you the schedule, I'd also have to give you a tab of acid so you could understand it. There are basically 4 tracks, plus a traditional track (traditional meaning, start in Sept. and go until mid-June, then summer off).

The 4 tracks are equal in days, but don't all start at the same time and have different breaks of varying lengths at differnt times. You can generalize it by saying that you'd work 3 months, get one month off, repeat. The times you work aren't exactly 3 months though, and breaks can be 3 weeks to 5 weeks-ish.

Lost me.... *ZzZz* :D

Chicken,

How old are the kids you teach?

3rd grade (7-10 years old) and here's a scan of the schedule (most of it)...

Ohh pretty colors LOL :D I take it all that white spaces is when you work right? :stickout:

Hey Chicken,

Just like here in Las Vegas many elementary schools are on tracks (5). My son's school just went to a "same track" system where the entire school is on a modified track 5 schedule (jul/aug off). Only because of new schools being built nearby. Thank God, because having 1200 students in an elementary was a bit too much.

Last I knew, we topped in about 1,350 students, which is about 1/5 of the entire town population I grew up in, heh. In Inglewood, there is a K-8 -not sure how many little monsters go there but I think it is a rather large amount. K-8 is a bit too much for me (ours is K-6 which is bad enough).

I get the feeling i'm being ignored *walks away into the sunset never to return...* :D 1,350? yikes, the school here is only about 900 :stickout: mainly because it's a small community with no cable... :eek:

Originally posted by Chicken
3rd grade (7-10 years old) and here's a scan of the schedule (most of it)...

Hmm. Red, blue, yellow, another blue (!) and purple. Which blue is which?! :D

heh heh, no Darth, not ignored! 900 still seems rather large for an elementary school, least whar I's come ferm.

I'm on the second blue, (which is actually green). This all-in-one scanner/fax/printer faxes really well, prints OK, and scans color images/pictures horribly.