I'm sorry, but this is absolutely hilarious. It's so wrong, yet so funny. I think he should be a motivational speaker. ;)
http://www.fleetmack.com/~maddox/irule.html

sorry, I didn't find this particularly humourous at all

just another person who wants child-free zones, they seem to sprout like weeds where I live ..

child free restaurants, child free parks, child free streets

Don't confine yourself just to that portion of his site, theres a lot more good stuff where that came from.

http://maddox.xmission.com/

This guy really is hilarious.

I think he is just poking fun at them, not singling anyone out. Take a look around his site, he makes fun of everyone. Like I implied with the wink, a good motivational speaker. ;)

anti child people need to goto hell no offense...but weren't they are child once too?

It did make me laugh :D

no, of course not, anti-child people were born full grown with wrap around sunglasses and a penchant for caffe latte

I'm reading through the rest of the site, and I find it hilarious.

ha ha ha.

I don't think he is "anti-child". Don't know what to call him, but definitely not against children.

ok someone who wants child free zones isn't anti child then what is he?

well I dutifully looked around his site again and still fail to see any humour

takes all types I suppose

I found it funny.

as I said, it takes all types

aha found the link

before you think I'm being ill mannered, humour isn't universal
which is what I meant when I said "takes all types"

this is a study on humour (also has some very funny jokes that appeal to me but maybe not to you)

http://www.laughlab.co.uk/

that dude is jacked up just looked at the site he needs help...

Originally posted by flitcher
I don't think he is "anti-child". Don't know what to call him, but definitely not against children.


are you sure about that?
http://maddox.xmission.com/hatekids2.html

Hrmm.... where's ned patter for his comments? :D

What's with all these people that hate kids - surely they were kids once too.

And what's with the current trend of "kid free neighbourhoods" - I read a snippet in the newspaper; it's ridiculous. There is no way I would want to live in such a place.

--Shaun

What is unfortunate is that if a child was to happen upon the site (Unattended), it might kill any notion of wanting to develop their ability to draw.

Very sad actually

This guy is incredibly LAME!

So he thinks it's "cute" to make fun of a 4-year-olds drawing? How pathetic. It just shows his inability to do anything productive with his life.

I'm a parent and I found it rather funny. I also enjoyed the pathetic irony of much of the hate mail sent to him. I really liked the one in which he was called "immature", shortly followed by a remark to "get the dildo out of your butt".

There are three types of computer users, programmers, designers and idiots.

Originally posted by MDJ2000
I'm a parent and I found it rather funny. I also enjoyed the pathetic irony of much of the hate mail sent to him. I really liked the one in which he was called "immature", shortly followed by a remark to "get the dildo out of your butt".

Yeah! The hate mail is hilarious...:D

Hehe, I almost fell out of my chair laughing at his take on Lord of the Rings, Jocks post-high school, and Viagra at the Olympics.

The fact that so many people are offended and take this guy's musings so seriously is much scarier to me than anything this guy actually says.

"... I noticed that one of the partners of the event was Viagra. A company which produces a pill which gives guys chubbies. Very fitting. I can't think of anything more appropriate to symbolize years of hard work and dedication than a guy with a boner. Maybe next time Trojan will get in on the act with figure skating condoms dancing to a John Williams overture if he can get off of his Star Wars high long enough to compose something original...." Now that is funny to me...

lol, awesome

for the record you guys need a life...

Originally posted by interactive
for the record you guys need a life... You're the one lacking a sense of humor.

humour is different in different countries, to different people

I was tempted to a little research of my own

I personally find this unfunny, but I showed this to 4 young males aged 15, 18, 18 and 20

all found some funny bits, mainly the LOTR comments

Originally posted by interactive
for the record you guys need a life... For the record, you have roughly 843 posts in slightly under 2 months. Survey says!....

Lame..... good humor requires wit, which the author of that site is a bit short on.

-Bob

Funny as hell :D