GOOD: Your son studies a lot in his room.
BAD: You find a heap of porn movies in there
UGLY: Your in them.

GOOD: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your daughter.
BAD: She keeps interupting.
UGLY: ...with corrections.

GOOD: Your son is finally maturing.
BAD: He's involved with the women next door.
UGLY: ...so are you.

GOOD: Your wife is'nt talking to you.
BAD: She wants a divorce.
UGLY: She is a lawyer.

GOOD: The postman is early.
BAD: He's wearing army fatigues and carring an AK47 rifle.
UGLY: You did'nt give him a tip at christmas.

GOOD: You encourage your children to broaden there horizons.
BAD: They become sexually active.
UGLY: ...with each other.

GOOD: You enjoy dangerous sex in public places.
BAD: You are arrested.
UGLY: ...by your husband.

GOOD: You take your wife out to see a show.
BAD: It's a strip show.
UGLY: Your daughter is the headliner.

GOOD: You want to be a grandparent.
BAD: Your child is determined to wait for 'Mr Right'.
UGLY: Your child is a boy.

GOOD: You always taught your kids to be prepared.
BAD: Your daughter is on the pill.
UGLY: She's only eleven

May get some more :stickout

Stupid Quotes:

"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others."
- Gerry Brown

"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another."
- George Bush, US President

"I have opinions of my own-strong opinions-but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush, US President

"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand."
- Duffy Daugherty , football coach and sports analyst

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca

"Please provide the date of your death."
- From an IRS letter

"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes."
- Richard Nixon, US President

those are perverted.......yuck

lol :D

:eek: Some of them where uncalled for!

You guys don't know how to have a good laugh! :)

Where did you get those? Mind if we (I) repost them somewhere else?

Originally posted by Axel Teflon
:eek: Some of them where uncalled for!

see im not the only one who thought that...

Originally posted by xsenses
Where did you get those? Mind if we (I) repost them somewhere else?

Friend over msn, I guess you can.

"Please provide the date of your death."
- From an IRS letter

LOLest :D