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alpha
03-29-2001, 08:27 PM
hehe, this is my 100th post :)
im WHT Addict! woohoo

since i didn't have anything else to post, here's something that made me laugh the other day.

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1. How do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?








2. How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?








3. The Lion King calls an animal kingdom meeting; all animals make it except one... which animal does not make it to the meeting?








4. You need to cross a river inhabited by alligators; how do you cross it?
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Do Not pass unless you've answered all of the 4 questions.

ANSWERS

1. Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

2. Open the refrigerator, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in.

3. The elephant... why? because it's still in the refrigerator.

4. You just swim across... cause all the alligators are at the animal kingdom meeting.

cheers :)

[Edited by alpha on 03-29-2001 at 09:24 PM]

Chicken
03-29-2001, 09:59 PM
Does anyone happen to have a spare GONG or large hook? I seem to have misplaced mine. :)

teck
03-29-2001, 10:29 PM
GOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Mbarb
03-29-2001, 11:30 PM
alpha started it......

How do you catch a unique rabbit.... you nique up on it...How do you catch a tame rabbit... the tame way..

****Me ducking now****

Marty
03-30-2001, 12:59 PM
Oh why not?

How do you move a cow?



















In a mooooooo-ving van!!

RotoHost
03-30-2001, 02:10 PM
Knock-Knock....

:D

Mbarb
03-30-2001, 02:19 PM
who's there??


I'm gonna hate myself for this.. I just know it...

Duster
03-30-2001, 02:33 PM
and that's what we are seeing here,





nothing like a good joke. ;-D