Hi,

I am buying cage space at UUNET, and I was wondering if anyone else would like to split the cost. I am planning on setting up several beds and a living space inside the cage, so I can be online with the fastest speeds 24/7.

See, I don't ever leave the house. This cage will be my home for the rest of my life. Anyone of you who wants to join me will have to pay $600/mo for their own piece of the cage. Feel free to bring your servers and robotic animals that run off potato-power. I also will welcome your several hundred blow up dolls (provided they are all deflated).

I hope to see you in my isolated cage with lots of bandwidth. I am looking forward to telling campfire stories while crouching over a UPS backup.

Sincerely,
Andrew

LOL!!!

Hehe...

Would you take smokers? :D

Can I bring a cup to pee in?

The real question is will the cage be big enough to house the 1 billion gig hard drive array I will need for a new truly unlimited storage webhost.

Smokers are fine.

There will be a bathroom with running water piped in through some of the casing of some unused ethernet cable.

You won't need that storage array, because I am working on a new project called "tnatsixenon." This will allow people to store unlimited amounts of files and transfer unlimited amounts of data via a new method called lying.