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View Full Version : The Real Ned Patter
TheMMIz 09-18-2002, 12:19 PM I must admit, this man fascinates me. His mastery of the English language, his distinguished career at St. Andrews University as a professor of crime, .... wait.
Professor of crime 'eh? So I headed on over to St. Andrews Website, http://www.st-andrews.ac.uk, and searched their telephone directory of professors and faculty. No Ned Patter. But I wasnt about to give up, I went ahead and search the entire database of all persons associated with the University, no Ned Patter. Maybe I missed something, so I downloaded the entire staff directory, and scrolled through it. School of Chemistry, School of Computer Sciences, School of Divinity. Wait, what happened to the School of crime? :(
Ned, I must admit you were much more interesting before I conducted my research. Ned Ned Ned.
Darth 09-18-2002, 12:21 PM You actually thought Ned was a professor of crime :eek:
Rotifer 09-18-2002, 01:28 PM Or that his name is Ned Patter? His actual name is Sinbad the Sailor.
AL-Benjamin 09-18-2002, 02:43 PM will the real ned pater please stand up, please stand up ...:rolleyes:
Samuel 09-18-2002, 02:45 PM no suprise, hides behind anonymous postings aspousing mostly nonsensical trite to begin replacing it with religious and policital opinions to eventually be rediculed into obsurdity.
Ban him, waste of time.
Darth 09-18-2002, 04:07 PM Can I chant *ban ban ban*? :)
Naw, don't ban him, he livens up this board.
When I'm not in the mood for it, I just don't click on his threads.
Darth 09-18-2002, 04:13 PM aww just once? ;)
Rotifer 09-18-2002, 04:20 PM Ned steps in it occasionally, but he's a good guy. I must admit, I wouldn't mind seeing a picture. Send me one Ned, I won't show anybody. :D
Hey, if anyone gets a pic, it should be me! I asked first.
At least I don't want an exclusive viewing.
I'm just curious.
Rotifer 09-18-2002, 07:06 PM *Ok I'll show it to you, but don't tell Ned*
AntiSpamHosts 09-18-2002, 08:53 PM Show everyone! We will all pay $1 to see.
YUPAPA 09-18-2002, 09:15 PM Give me that pic!
AntiSpamHosts 09-18-2002, 09:37 PM I will donate all 446 of my posts to your post count if you show me :)
mind21_98 09-18-2002, 09:47 PM If Ned is a professor of Crime, why can't he tell us how to pick locks? :D
Ned said he was leaving.. I only hope it is for good. I personally can't stand him and I think he has some very serious issues he needs to deal with.
Andrew 09-18-2002, 10:25 PM I really didn't have much against him until today when he crossed the line from loveable nuisance to pain in the a$$
okihost 09-18-2002, 11:11 PM Yeah I got quite a few chuckles out of ned at first then he started ranting about how Americans should pay for the BBC, America kills there own people blah blah blah.. good riddens.. let him troll to the next forum..
EzaRiah 09-18-2002, 11:13 PM Hmmm... Makes you wonder...
AntiSpamHosts 09-18-2002, 11:16 PM That might be ned.
interactive 09-19-2002, 01:27 AM would the real ned patter please stand up....sorry that just got into my head somehow...
AntiSpamHosts 09-19-2002, 01:31 AM That original song is so queer, so I can't even immatate it, not ever for Ned.
interactive 09-19-2002, 01:34 AM the original slim shaddy song?
YUPAPA 09-19-2002, 01:49 AM ¥sÊ\¥h*¹«Ë°Õ!!
Originally posted by YUPAPA
¥sÊ\¥h*¹«Ë°Õ!! :confused:
anon-e-mouse 09-19-2002, 03:26 AM Don't you understand that Haze? :D
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse
Don't you understand that Haze? :D
I'm normally quite good at translating yupapa to english, but I just can't seem to crack this one.
Darth 09-19-2002, 05:30 AM ¥sÊ\¥h*¹«Ë°Õ!!
= I am crazy
anon-e-mouse 09-19-2002, 05:36 AM I think it means that ned has left :bawling:
Ultravox 09-19-2002, 06:55 AM ¥sÊ\¥h*¹«Ë°Õ!!
= I am crazy
No. He has gone on honeymoon :smash:
AL-Benjamin 09-19-2002, 05:18 PM Originally posted by interactive
would the real ned patter please stand up....sorry that just got into my head somehow...
yeah sorry about that :D
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