As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m.Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think

:D :D

Sounds pretty good to me :o

LOL...

I could go for that idea.

He needs to get action somehow :stickout I wonder what Deb has to say :D




just playing zd ;)

lol i got it forwarded to me on aol messager just figured i would share a good laugh as we need more of these around here ;)

what if you live in a neighborhood dominated by seniors?

Originally posted by WoodShedd
what if you live in a neighborhood dominated by seniors?
Stay on your PC. :D

Should we export women to certain cities with a high Arab population? (just in case) :stickout *shrug*

It's funny in any case.

Oh man! this is one of the best jokes I read in a long time :D :D :D

Originally posted by masood
Oh man! this is one of the best jokes I read in a long time :D :D :D

thanks but i can't take credit for it i just had it sent to me :( wish i could though :)

I wish this were true :(

Originally posted by vigor
I wish this were true :(

which guy does'nt? :stickout

I don't. I think that would be sick...Have you seen your neighbors lately? :puke:

Originally posted by zdwebhosting


which guy does'nt? :stickout

Us guy's who live near grandparents?

Originally posted by CubeXHosting


Us guy's who live near grandparents?

better visit your buddy's who live near those 20 year olds ;)

... and who's going to bail me out of jail when I get arrested for indecent exposure? :D

Originally posted by Tallon
... and who's going to bail me out of jail when I get arrested for indecent exposure? :D

lol your a female?

well i wont tell anyone if you wont

:D :D

Hmmm.. yes, I was a female last time I looked, do you want me to check again? lol

LOL...I was worried about indecent exposure of myself to the ladies.

well if i see any of em nude i sure wont call the cops and if there are older ladies in the nude i might just call the old folks home rather than the cops.

(just meant for fun i have relatives in old folks homes)

Originally posted by zdwebhosting
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think
Does AOL truncate long messages? There should be more at the end of that....:cool:

Guess it rules Aussie women out huh? :stickout

well no-one's going to thank me if I parade my neighbourhood naked :blush:

but .. I live in an area which has more than half the neighbours Italian-speaking as their first language, and mainly catholic

it's a sin for catholics too

how can I tell if they're terrier - ists ?

please help

<retracted :stickout >

I dont understand why this should be done only on saturdays.

Originally posted by KShoK
I dont understand why this should be done only on saturdays.
Getting impatient? :eek:

I just wonder how many women have actually tried this in the 12 months it has been circulating? :confused:

dunno pm me the rest so i can update threat.

update threat

do you live in my neighbourhood ?

don't worry .. I won't do it

actually here is the email in full:

> >>>NOTICE TO ALL TRUE PATRIOTS
> >>>Because the Taliban cannot stand nudity and
> consider it a sin to see a
> >>>naked woman that is not one's wife, next Saturday
> afternoon at 2:00 p.m.
> >>>CST, all American women are asked to walk out of
> their houses completely
> >>>naked to help weed out any neighborhood
> terrorists. Circling your block
> >>>for one hour is recommended for this
> antiterrorist effort.
> >>>All men should position themselves in lawn chairs
> in front of their homes
> >>>to prove that they think it's OK to see other
> women nude. (Since the
> >>>enemydoes not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
> at your side is further
> >>> proof of your anti-Talibansentiment.) Notify
> the appropriate
> >>>authorities of any people who do not participate.
> >>>Your efforts to root out terrorists will be
> greatly appreciated and
> >>>indicate your desire to demonstrate your
> patriotism. To achieve 100%
> >>>participation, forward this note to other
> similarly minded patriots.
> >>>
> >>> I have my chair and a beer!
> >>>
> >>> See ya on the lawn !
> >>>

I don't know why but as I read this thread I keep thinking of that add .... Are you to fat, to fat, to fat.. Take ford pills.

Actually it would be beneficial to the ladies to undertake this task. As we all know women are prone to getting osteoporosis and need lots of vitamin E. The Sun is a wonderful source of vitamin E.
Of cause this would be better if it was on a permanent Bases.
I can just see the headlines "Nude Saturday" a la natural.:D

As told on an old "Columbo" TV episode:

A woman who's husband is in the clothing business, is walking down the street and suddenly, a man jumps from the bushes, whips open his overcoat and reveals his state of undress.

The woman says "You call that a lining".

Originally posted by aragon
actually here is the email in full:
And cleaned up thanks to The Cleaner :)


NOTICE TO ALL TRUE PATRIOTS Because the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife, next Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m.
CST, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort.

All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since the enemydoes not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Talibansentiment.)

Notify the appropriate authorities of any people who do not participate.
Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism. To achieve 100% participation, forward this note to other similarly minded patriots.


I have my chair and a beer!


See ya on the lawn !

a bit perverted to say the least....its not the tali'boys who think that its about 99% of muslims...FYI

Originally posted by interactive
a bit perverted to say the least....its not the tali'boys who think that its about 99% of muslims...FYI

What about Jews and Christians? What does Bible say about it? :rolleyes:

lol masood you belong to the israeli masod or whateve?

Originally posted by interactive
lol masood you belong to the israeli masod or whateve?

i belong to everyone :D all are good as long as they are peaceful :)

Now Saturday is approaching, so get ready. I would love to watch my neighbourhood :stickout

Originally posted by zdwebhosting
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m.Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think

:D :D

im from mexico so i dont will see that :bawling:

:eek:

Australians get their chance ;)

(Just received it....a bit outdated as it mentions the upcoming anniversary :rolleyes: )

Australians,

Mindful that the anniversary of the WTC terrorist attack is approaching, all Australians are asked to assist in identifying any terrorists amongst us. Since the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not a wife, this Saturday afternoon at 2:00 pm Eastern Standard Time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it's okay to see other women in the nude. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, an Esky containing a cold slab is to be at your side as further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

Australia appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation. God Bless Australia! Come on all Aussie men, get out there and support the girls as they weed out the terrorists hiding in YOUR neighbourhood!!



Yours truly.


John Howard Prime Minister (impersonator).