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netdude
09-08-2002, 10:37 PM
http://www.staff.livjm.ac.uk/leangran/karma/karma-01.html

not for kids under 19... well, not in front of your parents atleast

lol...

Binx
09-08-2002, 10:43 PM
I am spending far too much time playing around on this site :D Can you tell I'me bored?

okihost
09-08-2002, 10:48 PM
How do you play?

eyow
09-08-2002, 10:51 PM
How do you win?

netdude
09-08-2002, 10:55 PM
push the buttons on the side

FUNNY AS HELL

Akash
09-08-2002, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by eyow
How do you win?

find a partner that's the opposite sex and see if you can come up with something more creative :D

mind21_98
09-08-2002, 11:09 PM
Careful, or you'll end up being indirectly responsible for blocking WHT at school! :stickout

Marko_P
09-09-2002, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by mind21_98
Careful, or you'll end up being indirectly responsible for blocking WHT at school! :stickout

Haha thats funny....

TheGAME1264
09-09-2002, 02:03 AM
That's way too amusing late at night. And very useful if you have a girlfriend or wife or significant other (or all three) to try the positions you come up with out on. :D

Reptilian Feline
09-09-2002, 04:55 AM
At least one of the possitions seemed impossible, unless you have a puley-system set up.

OldOne
09-09-2002, 05:10 AM
not for kids under 19... well, not in front of your parents atleast

The children can learn how to perform in 10 different ways.

netdude
09-09-2002, 06:59 AM
which one man... cuz i think i've done all of 'em...
#2, edge of a bed... or table or somethin' like that...
#7, damn hell thats hard... need lotsa strength, fortunately like all of the chicks i've gone out with were like half my weight... LOL... (no, i m not extremely obese, they are just extremely petite, lol)
#8, most of the chick's weight goes on their thighs... tried it ones, had sore shoulders for quite a while (add to that, skinny chicks have slightly bony feeling legs)... and guys hands have to be around the arch of their back/waist, not at their head... lol...
last one, now nothin' beats that... puts women in their place... if they ain't in the kitchen, then they better b on their knees... lol... but thats just my opinion... lol...

(i am not really that much of a chauvinistic jackass)

*loves being in a country where the legal age of consent is 14*
note: i m not all that much older, so its not like i'm some deranged freak... but i am an adult... lol... youngest reasonable age i figure is late 15 to 16... but thats cuz by that time, even if they're totally innocent virgin girls, they know what the hell they are doing (school, friends, etc)... n they know how to say no if they don't wanna do somethin'... and they can understand the sexual suggestions, etc, etc, etc...

Originally posted by reptilian-fe
At least one of the possitions seemed impossible, unless you have a puley-system set up.

netdude
09-09-2002, 07:07 AM
actually... i think ur right... i mean... this kinda stuff, its sexual, but it ain't... if ya know what i mean... i could see some sex education class using this ya know... lol... or some tutorial for married couples at a college or something using it... cuz i mean... it is pretty accurate... lol

Originally posted by OldOne


The children can learn how to perform in 10 different ways.

netdude
09-09-2002, 07:18 AM
i've learned one thing about relationships... being the nice guy is friggin' pointless... love them and they'll take you for granted, don't give a damn and they'll cherrish the ground you walk on...

plain and simple... me... i'm roughly 200lbs, 5'10", okay lookin' (i used to be skinny, so its not like i'm a blob), east indian... if i care about a girl, they walk all over me... but because i don't anymore, i've had many successful relationships (any relationship where i don't have to fork out any cash aside for the gas to drive there, but rather get them to pay for outings/etc... lol) with some of the most beautiful women from strippers (usually pointless to even try if you happen to meet them in a strip club... nothing is personal there, its purely work, no matter how hot or kind you are) to high school girls... n these are the hottest of the hot, the ones other men stare (and think i'm getting played for everything i'm worth) if i walk down the street with 'em...

i've even told a few of 'em to never call me again cuz i didn't think they were worth my time... n what do they do? call, email, icq, msn, aim... i mean, one of the16 yr old high school chicks, she even called from her neighbor's house so i wouldn't recognize the number on cell's caller id...

oh yeah, guys... understand one thing: sex is pointless... why do you want meaningless sex (one night stand, etc)? validation that you have a working willy? become friends with a girl, n eventually they'll want it more from u than u want it from them... i've been raped twice by a chick that is a few years younger than me, n believe me, i ain't complainin'... lol... getting raped by a hot chick is the best... ! LOL... (we were listenin' to the radio (this really cool radio show that me n her listen to) by the waterfront in a public park's parking lot... n she told me if i didn't f*ck her, she'd scream rape... lol... well... i had no choice, she screamed, but it wasn't rape... lol)...

okihost
09-09-2002, 12:42 PM
netdude sounds like you been hanging out with too many whores.. :laugh:

netdude
09-09-2002, 04:52 PM
not whores, sluts... but that'd b true if they were sleeping around, n they ain't... so... too many girls in the "experimentation stage of life"... lol