Here you can view the wiring before the servers were "farmed in".

And this is the new "Active Farming" technology with "milk cluster" servers.

Finally, this is the complete server farm, in circular formation. Notice the high tech racks, that contain the multi-homed servers. The pipeline is a total of 1.6 MegaMilk

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:eek: What servers are those?

They look hauntingly familiar. :eek2:

Good stuff. :D:agree:

I was going to say, those aren't cows.

howcome your data centre looks like a washroom to me?

rofl...how much is colo?

We are happy to announce that we need a logo for our new company. Post it here and win something (not sure what, maybe free milking of your talent). Expiration date on the bottle. Void where prohibited by the FDA - please drink responsibly. Friends don't let friends drink milk and smoke.

Our packages:

Bah $4.95 per season
Baah $6.95 per season
Baaah $7.95 per season
Baaaaaaaaah!!! $24.99 per season

All connections come with 170 MegaMilk connection to the nearest farm, free milkSQL and Ovaltine 6.0

Our servers are AMD (Advanced Milk Data)
Double deck racks with portable teat-drives, secure connections with Grass 2.0 and the latest patches of Wool daemon installed.

LOL :D :stickout

how much is cholocate milk?

Originally posted by YUPAPA
how much is cholocate milk?

You mean, a redundant megamilk Teat-1 ?
That's $400 per season.

Rofl.

I've just had quite a bad morning - but that certainly cheered me up :D

--Shaun

It's funny you mentioned it today I just saw your ad in HT.. :D I am in a contract with my current provider till Dec but I would be more than happy to move my flock over then..

Very good (for starters). Can you make the font look less crappy brown? We don't want our customers to get the wrong idea :D

Position open: sever farm shepherd for our NOC, works 5am to 2pm. Tasks: clean dead processes, format barn and shave excess data from the servers. Must know how to install SheepPanel and MilkGate.

Here we go.. Trust me this is pushing 110% of my graphics experience.. (dont believe me HA! check my site.. )

Looks good. Ahhh, another talent milked :D

mmmmm.... sheeeeepppp....:idea:

How much for 5 minutes alone in your noc?

All tours are escorted to avoid violation of our servers by "saboteurs".

Very funny!

What if I purchase one of your dedicated offerings? Can I get 5 minutes alone with it?

Someone asked for colocating...I spoke to my shepherd techs and they put up these 3 magnificent plans for you:

1. Goat server: $59 per season - comes with 100 GigaMilk of data
2. Pony server: $89 per season - comes with 250 GigaMilk and 25 sugar cubes
3. Dumbo server - 1/2 NOC: Farm in your own elephant at $149 per season. Comes with 1 TeraMilk of traffic - no warez please.

LOL... You guys are crazy... I leave for a couple of months and this is what happens... :stickout

Welcome back Hector, don't get too close to the servers :D

How much to have mine colo'd in its own locked cabinet? I don't want anything "leaking" into someone elses teat-1 line!

wtf kinda noc are you. NO MANAGED SHEEP? You cant honestly expect me to take care of them while they are there. I mean, I dont even know the first thing about sheep. Can someone walk me through it? Whats your support like. Also insurence. What happens if one of them dies?

Originally posted by davidb
wtf kinda noc are you. NO MANAGED SHEEP? You cant honestly expect me to take care of them while they are there. I mean, I dont even know the first thing about sheep. Can someone walk me through it? Whats your support like. Also insurence. What happens if one of them dies?

1. We have RAID (Random Access Internet Data) that prevent any problems. We always download the latest patch from Microshaft.
2. Managed sheep take about 20 lbs of grass but our Uninterrupted Feeding Supplies will sustain this rate with no problem.
3. We always duplicate data, so that if the sheep dies, the clone kicks in with no loss.

Our main servers are:

blacksheep
bahbah
dolly
maryslamb

wow, you must count sheep in your sleep or something. That or you are copying it. heh

btw, what if I get hungry and lets say, I want some lamb chops(ok is there a difference between a sheep and a lamb?) can you kill/package/ship it to me?

lol thats funny - But you dont have any 1 ewe servers in stock so you cant pull the wool over my eyes this is a cheesy setup and it stinks like a pig farm.

By the way what UPS systems do you have in place?

BTW - if you dont have proper fire detection systems, ITS BBQ TIME :homer:

mlovick BTW - if you dont have proper fire detection systems, ITS BBQ TIME


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Fill the sprinklers with BBQ souce(sp) and pray for fire :)

He he.. Thats a good one :D

ummm... all these custom made sheep pics, makes me wonder why some people have too much time! :stickout :stickout

DO you have a reseller plan? i would like to test the NIC. Do you have any "lactose free" racks? If so, cound me in!

3. We always duplicate data, so that if the sheep dies, the clone kicks in with no loss.

So all sheeps are mirrored huh... do you get a Romney if you paid for a Romney or you do a switch and run?

The same amount of RAM?

ROFL :D

:angry: I want refund... 100% downtime guarantee wasn't met !:blush:

OOOOOH can i get a dedicated with you PLEASE?

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LOL

Just kidding guys :D

Dotcomsnz: I thought that special offer was supposed to be for Kiwi's!

:D

Dotcomsnz: I thought that special offer was supposed to be for Kiwi's!

Thats not the way they see it over here :D

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Totally blameless :D

Just telling it how I see it :D

My 2 year old (kiwi) daughter would say the same given the chance, she's been brought up the proper way, true blue and all.... LOL :D

Yes, we upgrade our servers often. Once the old hardware becomes redundant, we systematically KILL -9 the old one and run a batch process at the local Fry's. Nothing gets wasted, free drinks as well.

Extra Ram costs a little extra, as they need some ample space to accommodate the bits (and other pieces of equipment) that exist in their undercarriage.

So a Ram would be a 2U then? Or maybe 3U?

How much for a GIG of RAM in our sheep?

Originally posted by Dotcomsnz
So a Ram would be a 2U then? Or maybe 3U?

How much for a GIG of RAM in our sheep?

Now thats nasty!






:D

Originally posted by timechange
Welcome back Hector, don't get too close to the servers :D

Thanks, and I'll try...:stickout

Er...are adult sites OK?

Wow, this NOC sure does SUCK!

How is it that this NOC has better network connectivity / uptime than FDC?

Matt

Interesting.......

The Dude :)

Be careful, someone might milk your company for everything it's worth.

Do you have a firewall offering at that NOC? :D

You copied Dolly from someone else. Ive seen that before somewhere. How dare you cum on here after ripping that sheep.

Simon

Yes, our NOC can be cloned and that's part of our on-going success!

BTW thanks for unburying this old thread :D

I can't believe my MegaMilk connection is unpasturized! My server will die from a DoS attack! I demand a firewall immediately. :stickout:

This is an interesting way to increase your post count :D... I love this place..

DoS = Dataflow of Sh!t

I will call the property manager immediately to clean up the brown stuff.