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Darth
08-31-2002, 10:51 AM
How does he manage 13 posts a day :eek:

JMD
08-31-2002, 11:19 AM
He's fast I guess LOL

ned patter
08-31-2002, 12:02 PM
Hmmmmmmmm i don't know.
It doesn't seem to takle up much of my time.

Darth
08-31-2002, 12:08 PM
LOL yea you only spend 12 hours a day here :D

interactive
08-31-2002, 12:12 PM
rofl 13 posts in 12 hours?

Darth
08-31-2002, 12:17 PM
http://www.webhostingtalk.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=15555

StarGate
08-31-2002, 12:22 PM
He leaves out punctuation and commas and he hasn't Grammar™ running while thinking which als reduces overhead and increases the performance of his posting services running which btw have realtime privileges and thus blocking him completely from everything else generating a typing burst of 40-60% against the normal WHT user who is also living a Life™ but that's all ok cause it is just a joke and no offence implied since Ned is a great guy (IMHO) and that's why I even nominated him as Member of the Month™ so he will be awarded BEFORE his fingers foul off lol

Please note that above paragraph was written in Ned Patter Mode™ :D :D :D

Acronym BOY
08-31-2002, 12:23 PM
Wait until he has to go back to high school, it will slow him down a bit.

ned patter
08-31-2002, 12:26 PM
I don't go to school and the schools are already back.

Darth
08-31-2002, 12:27 PM
He goes to college

ned patter
08-31-2002, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by Darth
How does he manage 13 posts a day :eek:
You done what 40 something yesterday?.

Darth
08-31-2002, 12:30 PM
Umm nope wasn't online much yesterday.

ned patter
08-31-2002, 12:34 PM
You did do something like 40.

Darth
08-31-2002, 12:35 PM
umm nope :stickout

ned patter
08-31-2002, 12:41 PM
Oh now your going to put a bad name on Ireland.

Darth
08-31-2002, 12:43 PM
Umm why? don't live there :stickout

ned patter
08-31-2002, 12:53 PM
Well what part do you live?.

mind21_98
08-31-2002, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by NocSol
He leaves out punctuation and commas and he hasn't Grammar™ running while thinking which als reduces overhead and increases the performance of his posting services running which btw have realtime privileges and thus blocking him completely from everything else generating a typing burst of 40-60% against the normal WHT user who is also living a Life™ but that's all ok cause it is just a joke and no offence implied since Ned is a great guy (IMHO) and that's why I even nominated him as Member of the Month™ so he will be awarded BEFORE his fingers foul off lol

Please note that above paragraph was written in Ned Patter Mode™ :D :D :D

I barely have a life outside of school and the Internet, and I don't manage 13 posts a day. :(

Darth
08-31-2002, 12:57 PM
Scotland, Orkney :stickout

ned patter
08-31-2002, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by mind21_98


I barely have a life outside of school and the Internet, and I don't manage 13 posts a day. :(
Well you never know you might manage it one day..
Good luck anyway.

ned patter
08-31-2002, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by Darth
Scotland, Orkney :stickout
No you don't.

mind21_98
08-31-2002, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by ned patter

Well you never know you might manage it one day..
Good luck anyway.

Does someone have an Ethernet implant? That way I can post at WHT in my sleep. :D

Darth
08-31-2002, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by ned patter

No you don't.

err yes i do. I'm starting to think you don't live in the uk.. :rolleyes:

ned patter
08-31-2002, 01:17 PM
Think what you like.

Acroplex
08-31-2002, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by mind21_98


Does someone have an Ethernet implant? That way I can post at WHT in my sleep. :D

You need to enable Wake On LAN in the BIOS.

Acroplex
08-31-2002, 03:16 PM
Here's talking to you Ned :D

okihost
08-31-2002, 03:31 PM
:laugh:

pgrote
08-31-2002, 03:33 PM
:cool:


That was great!

Darth
08-31-2002, 03:38 PM
LOL :D

mind21_98
08-31-2002, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by timechange


You need to enable Wake On LAN in the BIOS.

BrainBIOS v1.0
Copyright (c) 2002 Microsoft Corporation.

Wake On LAN: Cannot enable.
Minimum Sleep Time: 8 hours.

;)

ned patter
08-31-2002, 04:22 PM
:D .

JTY
08-31-2002, 04:28 PM
WOW...

pgrote
08-31-2002, 08:50 PM
Ned makes it up in volume. Notice on of his messages.


CPanel the best.

The lack of the word is allows Ned to contribute an addtional .04 posts a second. This addes to the coefficient of the tangent of the value based rules settings on the fractionalized brain waves that he can use.

Ned is simply the perfect posting machine.

Acroplex
09-01-2002, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by pgrote


Ned is simply the perfect posting machine.

You mean just like the flood of letters in Harry Potter? :D

ned patter
09-01-2002, 08:35 AM
I have a cold today.

Darth
09-01-2002, 08:47 AM
Damn, Ned has a cold, what will we do now!? :D

ned patter
09-01-2002, 08:50 AM
Annoy someone else :D .

Darth
09-01-2002, 09:06 AM
Who you going to annoy Ned? :D

ned patter
09-01-2002, 09:21 AM
I never annoy anyone.

Darth
09-01-2002, 09:30 AM
You sure? :D

hosthero
09-01-2002, 09:58 AM
SOMEONE here needs a life
LOL :D

ned patter
09-01-2002, 10:01 AM
i know Darth get a life and stop picking on me :) .

Darth
09-01-2002, 10:02 AM
I have a life, not sure about you though :D

ned patter
09-01-2002, 10:08 AM
Darth maybe proof of age card would be better so you don't get overcharged on the bus:D .

Darth
09-01-2002, 10:10 AM
Don't need a bus...? have you lost your brain? :D

ned patter
09-01-2002, 10:11 AM
What a push bike?.

Darth
09-01-2002, 10:13 AM
eh? no, i walk unlike some people :rolleyes:

ned patter
09-01-2002, 10:13 AM
You must be a really fit boy.

Darth
09-01-2002, 10:15 AM
boy? You mean young adult :D

ned patter
09-01-2002, 10:18 AM
Well i don't know about an adult. Just because teenagers act like an adult doesn't make them an adult.

Darth
09-01-2002, 10:19 AM
Suppose :stickout

ned patter
09-01-2002, 10:20 AM
I well that's you told :cool: .

Darth
09-01-2002, 10:22 AM
The End.

Mods please close this thread before it gets out of hand :D

ned patter
09-01-2002, 10:23 AM
:laugh: .

Darth
09-01-2002, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by ned patter
:laugh: .

I sure hope the mods hurry up :rolleyes:

ned patter
09-01-2002, 10:28 AM
Oh no when you slag me i don't ask to have the discussion closed.

mind21_98
09-01-2002, 12:19 PM
Ned's cold will reduce his posting capability by 0.8%, or 1-2 posts. :rolleyes:

Darth
09-01-2002, 12:26 PM
oh dear :D

StarGate
09-01-2002, 01:03 PM
Originally posted by timechange
Here's talking to you Ned :D
http://www.webhostingtalk.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=539371


LOL !!!! :agree:

pgrote
09-01-2002, 01:19 PM
Wow, even when he is sick with a cold he manages 10 posts in an hour.

You are the man, Ned.

Someone should buy the four lines of your signature and advertise ;-)

ned patter
09-01-2002, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by pgrote
Wow, even when he is sick with a cold he manages 10 posts in an hour.

You are the man, Ned.

Someone should buy the four lines of your signature and advertise ;-)
Respect to you too for what you are:D .

pgrote
09-01-2002, 01:24 PM
lol :D

Thanks, Ned.

Acroplex
09-01-2002, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Darth
The End.

Mods please close this thread

Sir,

This is a direct dilution of our trademark "Mods close this thread" as it has appeared in numerous messages in WHT. We respectfully request that you cease and desist from any future use.

Sincerely,
TimPD

:D

Darth
09-01-2002, 05:58 PM
I'm in trouble :D

dreamrae.com
09-02-2002, 09:03 AM
i think i got 7 post per day, only because i go here atleast every 3 days