- What is the speed of dark?
- When your sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
- Why are there Braille sign in Driveup ATM's?
- What's another word for synonym?
- Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
- Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
- If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in the store is free yet?
- If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
- Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
- Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
- Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
- Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
- Why is bra singular and panties plural?
- Doesn't glue stick the inside of the bottle?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

It sounds like you got these from somehwere other than your own mind :) .

Originally posted by QuantumK
It sounds like you got these from somehwere other than your own mind :) .

Bulls-eye !

The speed of dark is the speed of light? :D

Ahh Steven Wright. what a wonderfuly twisted mind that guy has

Why do darkness descend when it is the sun that sets?

I am scratching my head. If I try to search the answers I will definitely beat Albert Einstein

Does Darkness travel?

Anyway good queries. Rest i will answer after going to bed or before waking up.