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mind21_98
08-23-2002, 04:07 AM
A user types at his laptop. Suddenly, he hears the dreaded click of his modem. His link to the outside world had been severed, and he was thrusted into the netherworld between real life and the Internet. His world was in sudden chaos!

He immediately goes into Dialup Networking and attempts to reestablish the link. It sputters and dies again. The user was now sweating profusely, unable to utter a single word and unable to type or use the touchpad. He was going through withdraw.

Suddenly, AIM tries to connect, and in the process activates the automatic dialer. After a few moments his link to the outside world had been reestablished. Another tragedy had been averted, and everyone lived happily ever after.

(Author Note: he needs help. :D)

Deb
08-23-2002, 04:13 AM
*GASP*

Mods??? Where are the mods????

Should such horrific stories be allowed on these forums????

I must go :bawling: now

mind21_98
08-23-2002, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by Deb
*GASP*

Mods??? Where are the mods????

Should such horrific stories be allowed on these forums????

I must go :bawling: now

It's a poor shame. People like him need fiber running into their homes, if not complete and total abstinance from the Internet. :( hehe. :)

archie2
08-23-2002, 12:28 PM
What are you planning to tell here and for what? I suppose you got wrong entry in forum.

jhcashman
08-23-2002, 04:06 PM
we should make a forum for random stories and random comments...and the mod should be ned patter !!! :stickout

mind21_98
08-23-2002, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by archie2
What are you planning to tell here and for what? I suppose you got wrong entry in forum.

I just felt like telling a random story. And yes, I did get disconnected, but I did not act like the main character. :D

pgrote
08-23-2002, 06:49 PM
People still use dialup? Shudder ..... ;-)

mind21_98
08-23-2002, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by pgrote
People still use dialup? Shudder ..... ;-)

/me starts the Colation Against Dialup Internet, to stop the injustice dialup forces upon the broadband population! :D

pgrote
08-23-2002, 08:02 PM
Um, how about the

Dialup
Sucks
League

or the

Coalition
Against
Barbaric
Limits on
Electronics?

mind21_98
08-23-2002, 08:35 PM
Hmm. Yeah, those names sound better. "Dialup Sucks League" is my favorite. :)

JMD
08-23-2002, 08:50 PM
Whats dial up????:D :D ;)