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UH-Matt
08-21-2002, 11:49 AM
take from : http://www.linuxfaq.de/f/cache/442.html

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I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of
weeks ago. While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting
comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.

I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to
Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the
Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said, "Mr. Gates,
I wonder if you would do me a favor."

"Yes?"

"I'm sitting right over there," pointing to my seat at the bar,
"and I'm waiting on a very important client. Would you be so
kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say, 'Hi,
Ray,'?"

"Sure."

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.

About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a
drink and started to talk business.

A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was
Bill Gates.

"Hi, Ray," he said.

I replied, "**** off, Gates, I'm in a meeting."

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Made me laugh :)

Darth
08-21-2002, 11:53 AM
lol :laugh:

mantra
08-21-2002, 12:10 PM
haha .. :stickout

ned patter
08-21-2002, 12:47 PM
Very good;) .

archie2
08-21-2002, 12:58 PM
Hi,
I though this is a forum to discuss serious issues. Any way thank you for making me laugh.

Rebel
08-21-2002, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by archie2
Hi,
I though this is a forum to discuss serious issues. Any way thank you for making me laugh.

Well if you would read the forum description for WebHostingTalk Lounge ;) :

Forum for general conversation, share interests, have a laugh or discuss anything not related to above or below forums.

UH-Matt
08-21-2002, 01:10 PM
archie2 : pffffffffft!

Kustud
08-21-2002, 01:55 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

XTStrike
08-21-2002, 02:05 PM
*yawn*

JTY
08-21-2002, 02:16 PM
Not baaad... :)

combs
08-21-2002, 02:25 PM
Ouch!!! I stopped here to see Bill Gates. Good one.

prelude785
08-21-2002, 04:54 PM
lol :)

mrzippy
08-21-2002, 06:44 PM
Too funny! I laughed out loud at that one.

If you ever really do run into Bill, be sure to point him here: http://www.gimmeabuck.com/bill_gates.shtml

Rebel
09-08-2002, 10:57 PM
Just saw a Budweiser version of this joke with Busta Rhymes instead of Bill Gates, and a guy trying to impress a date instead of a client. Well I guess the last part could be the same if they were in Las Vegas. ;)

mind21_98
09-08-2002, 11:17 PM
hahahaha! :D

Hostkookster
09-08-2002, 11:28 PM
YAAAAAWWWWWN!!

I've heard better. :o

Marko_P
09-09-2002, 12:04 AM
Why dont you post it then??

imitech
09-09-2002, 06:26 AM
hahaha :D :laugh:

mlovick
09-09-2002, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by Hostkookster
YAAAAAWWWWWN!!

I've heard better. :o

Sorry m8 but thats one of the funniest iv heard for a long time.