webarama
08-14-2002, 01:24 AM
I think we need to get ned patter and YUPAPA in a thread together and get them talking. Imagine the possibilities? :D
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webarama 08-14-2002, 01:24 AM I think we need to get ned patter and YUPAPA in a thread together and get them talking. Imagine the possibilities? :D Studio64 08-14-2002, 01:28 AM Hit the freakin nail on the head.... Bravo... Yall should get together.. Maybe you two can understand each other :cool: JTY 08-14-2002, 01:43 AM Perhaps they can discuss putting kids in caves.. :) webarama 08-14-2002, 01:46 AM Forks and Kids JTY 08-14-2002, 01:47 AM And the harm that they can cause... :) Studio64 08-14-2002, 01:50 AM Dude... YUPAPA's General Discussion Forums are just about as weird as you can get http://forums.yupapa.com/index.php?act=SF&f=2 Here's (http://forums.yupapa.com/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=353&s=95fc6ceff2004ca42bec6bd5ab6391d6) a great thread to prove my point... webarama 08-14-2002, 01:54 AM Originally posted by Studio64 Dude... YUPAPA's General Discussion Forums are just about as weird as you can get http://forums.yupapa.com/index.php?act=SF&f=2 Here's (http://forums.yupapa.com/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=353) a great thread to prove my point... lol at YUPAPA's thread - oh man what a pisser Studio64 08-14-2002, 01:55 AM I figured them all out... I did it... You know all the homeless people that walk around talking to themselves?... Could they actually be talking to YUPAPA and ned patter?... :stickout: mwatkins 08-14-2002, 02:17 AM Yes. The two should get together. And stay together, forever, in a dark cave with no electrical or telecommunications service. anon-e-mouse 08-14-2002, 06:43 PM Do ned and yupapa even know each other? :eek: :confused: Rotifer 08-14-2002, 06:50 PM Dude... YUPAPA's General Discussion Forums are just about as weird as you can get Wow, that thread was disturbingly funny. ned patter 08-14-2002, 06:50 PM I should start my forum. nedpatterthescottishman.co.uk but it would make it better if there was a Scottish domain name extension which i don't think there is. webarama 08-14-2002, 07:12 PM Originally posted by ned patter I should start my forum. nedpatterthescottishman.co.uk but it would make it better if there was a Scottish domain name extension which i don't think there is. There isn't - see this - http://news.zdnet.co.uk/story/0,,t269-s2086033,00.html ned patter 08-14-2002, 07:17 PM Ohh there's a whole in the market there i would say even though it looks like you have to ask Lyndsey aka Tony Blair. webarama 08-14-2002, 09:38 PM Maybe that's something you can do ned, start a push for Scottish domains. ned patter 08-14-2002, 10:22 PM Your not a political man yourself are you Hooper?. webarama 08-14-2002, 10:53 PM No ned, I'm a hosting man. Tell us more about your kites - is yours like this - http://www.prismkites.com/new-site/Mad3.jpg ? ned patter 08-14-2002, 11:56 PM No, funny pic though. Some of the local kite boys have there own web site though so i'll see if i can find it. ned patter 08-14-2002, 11:57 PM Hooper i hope your not going to make fun of me and my kites, i'm a pro extreme kite flyer. ned patter 08-14-2002, 11:58 PM I'm actually a very good prank caller. We phone up people and go mad at them. We even phoned up an ISP. webarama 08-15-2002, 12:06 AM Originally posted by ned patter Hooper i hope your not going to make fun of me and my kites, i'm a pro extreme kite flyer. Not at all, I am interested. I have never heard of extreme kite flying before and I'd like to know more. ned patter 08-15-2002, 12:17 AM Well it's just really using some kind of kite big or large pending on the weather to drag you about weather it be along the ground or jumping or suspended flying which i nearly died doing that, also kite snowboarding, kite surfing, kite mountain boarding, kite rollerblading, kite buggying, kite body surfing and loads of other things. Quite a big amount of people do it in Scotland and Australia so..... webarama 08-15-2002, 12:25 AM That's an expensive looking kite ned, how much are they? ned patter 08-15-2002, 12:31 AM That one is around 600$ and more if you don't won't your arms to hurt for weeks and about $60 every 30 or so flying sessions but lots of shops won't sell them if you don't know what your doing. webarama 08-15-2002, 12:37 AM What's the extra $60 every 30 sessions for, new string? ned patter 08-15-2002, 12:40 AM Flying line not string. Serious accidents happen if your kite line snaps. Lamont 08-15-2002, 12:45 AM Now I know what you're talking about! That's some wild stuff! I love the extreme sports. I'm big into motocross. Can't get enough. ned patter 08-15-2002, 12:49 AM I had a crappy but brand new "champ" off road bike a few months ago although it was a 50CC:( , it's very hard to own a off road bike here because people try to steal it sadly enough. The first day i got it i was riding it in a public park(attachment) and this police guy came over. webarama 08-15-2002, 12:58 AM Nice park - where abouts are you ned? ned patter 08-15-2002, 01:04 AM What do you mean. webarama 08-15-2002, 01:10 AM Like where do you live - what part of Scotland? anon-e-mouse 08-15-2002, 05:37 PM Loch Ness maybe ;) :stickout webarama 08-15-2002, 08:36 PM ned actually answered this in another thread - he lives in Edinburgh - Loch Ness is in Inverness, up the road a coupla hundred miles. ned patter 08-15-2002, 09:02 PM You don't half know allot about Scotland Hooper. Do you like home and away and neighbours?. Darth 08-15-2002, 09:12 PM lol this thread is crazy :D Darth 08-15-2002, 09:13 PM http://forums.yupapa.com lol lol lol lol lol lol crazy place :D webarama 08-15-2002, 09:21 PM Originally posted by ned patter You don't half know allot about Scotland Hooper. Do you like home and away and neighbours?. My girlfriend does, but I am not going to publically admit watching those shows. We live about 20 minutes away from where Neighbors is filmed. ned patter 08-15-2002, 09:24 PM Remember young hannah?, she was in a british soap for a few weeks. Who can guess who this is?: "Your not going anywhere girlie, but irene." Darth 08-15-2002, 09:25 PM Gone wayyyyyyyyyy off topic :bawling: webarama 08-15-2002, 09:26 PM You've lost me ned webarama 08-15-2002, 09:29 PM Originally posted by Darth Gone wayyyyyyyyyy off topic :bawling: Not really - the topic is relating to the 'way out' nature of ned patters threads, comparing them to the many YUPAPA threads we have seen which have the same feeling. To my mind this is right on topic, in an off topic kind of way :) ned patter 08-15-2002, 09:29 PM Yes. In a few months i'll have my homepage and it will feature my daily storys of like crime and crime in Scotland and stuff like that and i'll sing a little song and put it on there, the webpage background will be Scottish flags and the scrollbars will be blue and white and the text will be blue and white also. webarama 08-15-2002, 09:30 PM I can't wait. Do you need hosting for it ned? I will provide a free account for you if you need it. ned patter 08-15-2002, 09:33 PM No it's ok. I don't know i might just do it tommorow or maybe after i have finished something else.. Hooper what should i put on it?. Darth 08-15-2002, 09:34 PM Maby i should become crazy? :nuts: ned patter 08-15-2002, 09:35 PM Problems finding girlfreinds like darth?. j/k. Lamont 08-15-2002, 09:35 PM That will be a cool site. I'll make it a daily read. ned patter 08-15-2002, 09:36 PM Darth all you have to do is tell people when you come back from holiday and they think your crazy. webarama 08-15-2002, 09:54 PM Originally posted by ned patter Hooper what should i put on it?. You're asking me? If it's a site devoted to you, maybe you could put some information about your kites. Also put some information about the area around you, I always like visiting sites which show real photos of a particular area. Apart from that, not sure ned. I have to say I like your daily diary type posts, maybe you could have some sort of blog where you list the events as you see them for each day. Darth 08-15-2002, 10:03 PM Originally posted by ned patter Darth all you have to do is tell people when you come back from holiday and they think your crazy. ? Darth 08-15-2002, 10:09 PM Originally posted by ned patter Problems finding girlfreinds like darth?. j/k. ? :confused: Lamont 08-15-2002, 10:22 PM I think a blog type site would be perfect, ned. Just post your thoughts each day on what has happened. I think it could become quite popular. ned patter 08-15-2002, 10:58 PM I have just the design;) . Lamont 08-15-2002, 11:04 PM Be sure to give us the URL when it's ready. webarama 08-15-2002, 11:11 PM Yeah ned let us know the URL so we can pay you a visit each day. I truly enjoy the stories you tell, and I for one would visit daily to see what you're up to. Darth 08-15-2002, 11:12 PM Originally posted by davehooper.net Yeah ned let us know the URL so we can pay you a visit each day. I truly enjoy the stories you tell, and I for one would visit daily to see what you're up to. lol same here :D ned patter 08-15-2002, 11:35 PM Originally posted by davehooper.net Yeah ned let us know the URL so we can pay you a visit each day. I truly enjoy the stories you tell, and I for one would visit daily to see what you're up to. If only i could find a girlfreind that is so interested in my life as you are, all the take advantage of me, they think just because i am good looking they think they can take advantage of me:( . webarama 08-15-2002, 11:40 PM ned, good looking? I thought you said you "look hard". What exactly does looking hard mean? ned patter 08-16-2002, 12:04 AM Originally posted by davehooper.net ned, good looking? I thought you said you "look hard". What exactly does looking hard mean? Well you can't look ugly and can't be hard. Looking hard means like if anyone badly behaved people trys something on then they will like done in. webarama 08-16-2002, 12:13 AM So you can be good looking but be tough at the same time ned? I think I understand now. ned patter 08-16-2002, 12:37 AM Well that's the basic rules yes. webarama 08-16-2002, 12:54 AM You think anyone else is still reading this thread ned? Or are we in here all alone now? ned patter 08-16-2002, 01:14 AM I think most have got fed up yes:D . The ned patter news portal will have to be put back a few months i'm afraid:( . webarama 08-16-2002, 01:15 AM Why is that? ned patter 08-16-2002, 01:19 AM Well when i say that it's not totaly untrue since i will soon have a site about UK crime but just none of my storys about my life. Darth 08-16-2002, 01:20 AM Originally posted by davehooper.net You think anyone else is still reading this thread ned? Or are we in here all alone now? Your the only ones :D ned patter 08-16-2002, 01:27 AM Originally posted by Darth Your the only ones :D Right that's me off to make a pizza. Darth 08-16-2002, 01:42 AM 6.45 am in the morning? :D ned patter 08-16-2002, 01:55 AM Yes i sleep in the daytime so it's like late tea time for me. I never had a pizza because the cheese was a bit old but instead i made a curry but i didn't like it so i left with these fries to go. Darth 08-16-2002, 01:57 AM I hate curry :( Darth 08-16-2002, 01:58 AM You a vampire? :eek: ned patter 08-16-2002, 02:15 AM LOL a vampire LOL. My dream is to become a all night security guard so i'm getting a bit of practice in. ned patter 08-16-2002, 02:21 AM Oh i saw you can order a pizza from dominos online, i'll have to try that one day. ned patter 08-16-2002, 02:23 AM It's funny when you order a pizza from pizza hut. This kid comes on a scooter(lol) and most of them get like 5 eggs chucked at them by kids on the way here:D . Darth 08-16-2002, 02:25 AM all 3 posts could of gone into 1 ;) webarama 08-16-2002, 03:00 AM Originally posted by Darth all 3 posts could of gone into 1 ;) What you say is true, but does it matter? Are we trying to conserve posts here? Does it matter? Obviously ned just posts as he thinks of things, it doesn't bother me. YUPAPA 08-16-2002, 03:49 AM meow webarama 08-16-2002, 03:54 AM YAY, YUPAPA is in da house! YUPAPA 08-16-2002, 04:40 AM what's down baby? :angel: webarama 08-16-2002, 04:54 AM YUPAPA, have you met ned patter? ned patter 08-16-2002, 05:06 AM This is a girl isn't it Hooper?. webarama 08-16-2002, 05:11 AM I have no idea. YUPAPA, are you male or female? ned patter 08-16-2002, 05:18 AM Ahhhh it's a boy, put another downer on my day this has. ned patter 08-16-2002, 05:19 AM I mean angels and that and cat noises gives you the impression of a girl:) . anon-e-mouse 08-16-2002, 05:45 AM yupapa doesn't make cat noises, meow is a person :mad: :stickout (well sort of) ned patter 08-16-2002, 05:49 AM Listening to this Hooper. Some strange nicknames going on here:) . Dodgy people. ned patter 08-16-2002, 05:50 AM Originally posted by ned patter Listening to this Hooper. Some strange nicknames going on here:) . How do you explain the angels?. Dodgy people. This won't delete. Maybe there just different kind of people. webarama 08-16-2002, 05:54 AM Speaking of nicknames, what does 'ned patter' mean? ned patter 08-16-2002, 05:57 AM Well it's like asking you what Dave means;) . webarama 08-16-2002, 05:58 AM But your name isn't ned, it's jason, isn't it? ned patter 08-16-2002, 06:00 AM Yes. webarama 08-16-2002, 06:03 AM So then why ned patter, just a nickname, or does it mean something? ned patter 08-16-2002, 06:12 AM It means your a bit hard and a bit good looking. YUPAPA 08-16-2002, 07:49 AM :love: anon-e-mouse 08-16-2002, 07:55 AM Originally posted by ned patter It means your a bit hard and a bit good looking. I think yupapa likes you ned :cartman: :liplick: ATST 08-16-2002, 10:58 AM I bet Ned gets more offers for free hosting then anyone in the history of WHT. nedpatter.com The adventures of "The bit hard good looking Scott" What a concept. YUPAPA 08-16-2002, 11:14 AM :dunce: who like ducks? Darth 08-16-2002, 11:22 AM Shoot the duck :D Rotifer 08-16-2002, 12:00 PM This thread just gets more and more interesting ... I'm glad to see ATST and I aren't the only Ned fans anymore. :D Oh, the blog is a super idea Ned - you should consider it, or a forum. webarama 08-16-2002, 07:28 PM Originally posted by anon-e-mouse I think yupapa likes you ned :cartman: :liplick: Here we go, now this is why I started this thread in the first place. Ned, YUPAPA, shake hands, say hello to each other. Go sit over in that corner and get acquainted. Boy this is gonna be good. anon-e-mouse 08-16-2002, 07:52 PM Originally posted by YUPAPA :dunce: who like ducks? Ducks are cool :cool: webarama 08-16-2002, 07:57 PM Originally posted by anon-e-mouse Ducks are cool :cool: If you like ducks, take action now! http://forums.yupapa.com/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=353 ned patter 08-16-2002, 08:09 PM I don't know about this like. I don't think i will get along with people who make cat noises and like angels. Scary thought like lads. webarama 08-16-2002, 08:11 PM Originally posted by ned patter I don't know about this like. I don't think i will get along with people who make cat noises and like angels. Scary thought like lads. No pussy for ned ned patter 08-16-2002, 08:13 PM But there boys anyway:emlaugh: . webarama 08-16-2002, 08:15 PM How can you tell ned? ned patter 08-16-2002, 08:23 PM I know that yuppy ones a boy but i don't know about the mouse one. webarama 08-16-2002, 08:25 PM We need to find you a woman ned. Anyone good looking females out there interested in going on a date with ned? Darth 08-16-2002, 08:36 PM Originally posted by davehooper.net We need to find you a woman ned. Anyone good looking females out there interested in going on a date with ned? You mean.. Originally posted by davehooper.net We need to find you a woman ned. Anyone good looking crazy females out there interested in going on a date with ned? ned patter 08-16-2002, 08:37 PM I a know i have to find a girl. Darth 08-16-2002, 08:55 PM waste of time :D ned patter 08-16-2002, 09:16 PM I did actually have an online girlfreind for about a year but then she got her computer taken away. i have her address like to write to her but forget that i'm not paying to get a letter to Canada. Lamont 08-16-2002, 09:41 PM Should cost the same to send a letter to Canada as any where else. anon-e-mouse 08-16-2002, 10:29 PM Originally posted by ned patter i have her address like to write to her but forget that i'm not paying to get a letter to Canada. What a cheapskate :eek: :( Darth 08-17-2002, 12:01 AM Just awfull :D webarama 08-17-2002, 04:24 AM Originally posted by anon-e-mouse What a cheapskate :eek: :( Sounds more like a realist to me. Scotland's a long way from Canada. ned patter 08-17-2002, 07:09 AM Well i have never thought about this before. I don't want any girls not from Scotland or Ireland and the English girls can give me a try but i doubt i will like you much. anon-e-mouse 08-17-2002, 08:15 AM Originally posted by davehooper.net Sounds more like a realist to me. Scotland's a long way from Canada. So she was good enough when she had a computer, but not worthy of a postage stamp to keep in touch? :mad: :rolleyes: ned patter 08-17-2002, 08:23 AM How many girlfreinds do you have mouse?. I have a few like. anon-e-mouse 08-17-2002, 08:29 AM Originally posted by ned patter How many girlfreinds do you have mouse?. I have a few like. I am a female mouse :cool: ned patter 08-17-2002, 09:33 AM Finally got it out of you. I need proof though. ned patter 08-17-2002, 09:34 AM Hear that Hooper?, it's a young girl. anon-e-mouse 08-17-2002, 09:54 AM But I am not a pommie, so I am not in ned's league, I live tooooooooo far away :stickout ned patter 08-17-2002, 09:56 AM And your married:( . webarama 08-17-2002, 12:44 PM Originally posted by ned patter Hear that Hooper?, it's a young girl. Told ya ned - see, your luck is changing ;) anon-e-mouse 08-17-2002, 08:45 PM Originally posted by ned patter And your married:( . No I am not ;) Darth 08-17-2002, 08:55 PM Originally posted by anon-e-mouse But I am not a pommie, so I am not in ned's league, I live tooooooooo far away :stickout lol :D webarama 08-17-2002, 10:43 PM Originally posted by anon-e-mouse But I am not a pommie, so I am not in ned's league, I live tooooooooo far away :stickout Where do you live? Perhaps we could organise a collection to fly you to ned, I'm sure if we organised it correctly we could get a few contributions. Imagine, WHT's first true love story. anon-e-mouse 08-17-2002, 10:47 PM :eek: Australia :cool: webarama 08-17-2002, 10:52 PM ahhh perfect. Ned, anon-e-mouse is here in Australia with me :) Fancy an all expenses paid trip to Scotland anon-e-mouse? Come on guys, we need to all get behind this if it's ever going to succeed. A girl for ned is the ultimate goal. anon-e-mouse 08-17-2002, 11:05 PM Where do you live Dave? ;) webarama 08-17-2002, 11:13 PM Originally posted by anon-e-mouse Where do you live Dave? ;) Melbourne. ned patter 08-18-2002, 06:29 AM Here's a story. My uncle got engaged last night and everyone went to his party while i was sleeping cause i was tired and at about 10PM this girl came into my room and my eyes where half shut and all i saw is these legs and these big boots and i was like "who the hell is this" and i thought it was like an intruder even though she knew my name and i was still wondering to myself who she is with my eyes half closed and it turns out it's my cousin that i haven't saw in years and i didn't know what she looked like. Dodgy like. webarama 08-18-2002, 06:38 AM Kissing Cousins? ned patter 08-18-2002, 06:43 AM Me kissing my cousin-No, she trying to kiss me-Maybe. webarama 08-18-2002, 07:36 AM What a scandal. So tell us what happened next ned. Did you set her straight? What was said? ned patter 08-18-2002, 07:40 AM I went back to sleep. I was sleeping from like 6PM to 6.30AM cause the broadband guys coming tommorow so i need to be awake in the day. webarama 08-18-2002, 07:45 AM So you are getting broadband installed? You use dial up now? What sort of cost is broadband where you are ned? ned patter 08-18-2002, 08:05 AM It is £30 a month and £25 a month if you have another service from them such as cable TV which i already have and it's free installation for a limited period which usualy costs £50. It's £10 more a month for the 1 Bit line which i'm getting. They said we may experience down time due to the line going through the middle of gang neighbour hoods and the gangs cut the line and the engineers have to wait till late morning to fix it since it's to dangerous to attempt to fix it at night or the middle of the day. webarama 08-18-2002, 09:04 AM Pricing sounds similar to what we pay, though we don't have the gang issues you sound like you are going to have to face. ned patter 08-18-2002, 11:31 AM ;) . Go and get me a girlfreind. Darth 08-18-2002, 11:44 AM lol dbzgod 08-18-2002, 11:54 AM Ill add $20 to the fund to get ned a girl :) Darth 08-18-2002, 12:01 PM Hes going to buy one!? :eek: dbzgod 08-18-2002, 12:32 PM No anon-e-mouse is being flown to him. Darth 08-18-2002, 12:35 PM ohhh :D ned patter 08-18-2002, 12:43 PM she better not be 11. All the yupuppy members are confusing because they never ever put there right age in there profile.. Darth 08-18-2002, 12:48 PM right.... :rolleyes: ned patter 08-18-2002, 12:52 PM Oh it's not you again darth. You always bring a downer to my day with your schoolyard humour:) . Darth 08-18-2002, 12:54 PM lol Ned you really need to get out more :D webarama 08-18-2002, 06:15 PM Originally posted by dbzgod Ill add $20 to the fund to get ned a girl :) Here we go then, I'll match your $20. Anybody else contributing here? anon-e-mouse 08-18-2002, 06:45 PM Originally posted by Darth ohhh :D It is too cold in Scotland :bawling: webarama 08-18-2002, 06:49 PM Ned, looks like you're coming to Australia son. Warmer here, less crime, good looking girls, I know you'll love it. ned patter 08-18-2002, 06:57 PM Originally posted by anon-e-mouse It is too cold in Scotland :bawling: How old are you sweetheart?. IGobyTerry 08-18-2002, 07:46 PM How old are you sweetheart?. Uh oh he's putting the moves on now. Marts 08-18-2002, 08:56 PM I will put in $50 Dont think you want to goto melbourne Ned Sydney is way better :) Darth 08-18-2002, 08:58 PM Originally posted by anon-e-mouse It is too cold in Scotland :bawling: Ya :( webarama 08-18-2002, 09:04 PM Originally posted by Marts I will put in $50 Dont think you want to goto melbourne Ned Sydney is way better :) The last place you want to end up is Sydney ned. Melbourne is a far better city, friendlier people, better restaurants, less busy than Sydney. :) ned patter 08-19-2002, 05:39 AM So anyway when are you's going to get this girl exported for me?. I want her soon. webarama 08-19-2002, 06:06 AM Hold your horses ned, so far we have pledges of $70. With 10 times that we can get you here on a 4 week holiday where you can sample the Australian females and the general lifestyle Australia has to offer. So lets hear it guys (and girls). We need to get ned happening on this journey as soon as we can - a quest for true love. Pledge your donations to 'ned patters Aussie journey' C/o ned patter, Sotland. ned patter 08-19-2002, 06:15 AM The only australian i fancy is hayley out of home and away and a few others too. Most australian girls are a bit goosed. I think i quite like that mouse one. webarama 08-19-2002, 06:23 AM goosed? What is goosed? :confused: ned patter 08-19-2002, 06:46 AM Could be anything. It could be a cars knackered or something or you could say a girls goosed which would mean there a bit ugly. Did i tell you about when i was in England?, there was a lighter on the table and the waitress came over to ask if this lighter was ours and my uncle went "no it's goosed luv" and she gave this strange look :D . webarama 08-19-2002, 06:50 AM Originally posted by ned patter Could be anything. It could be a cars knackered or something or you could say a girls goosed which would mean there a bit ugly. Did i tell you about when i was in England?, there was a lighter on the table and the waitress came over to ask if this lighter was ours and my uncle went "no it's goosed luv" and she gave this strange look :D . I'm not suprised she gave a strange look - if she, like me, had never heard the term before it's hardly suprising. anon-e-mouse 08-19-2002, 07:04 AM Originally posted by ned patter there was a lighter on the table and the waitress came over to ask if this lighter was ours and my uncle went "no it's goosed luv" and she gave this strange look :D . I wonder why? :eek: ned patter 08-19-2002, 07:07 AM Oh sorry i never finished off that story.. The lighter was out of gas so that's why he said it was goosed otherwise we would have just said it was not ours but it wasn't ours and it was useless cause it had no gas in it. ned patter 08-19-2002, 07:08 AM Mouse how old are you?. webarama 08-19-2002, 07:11 AM A goosed lighter is worse than a goosed waitress though, surely. I mean, the waitress is serving more than one purpose, wheras the lighter is finito. :laugh::laugh::laugh: anon-e-mouse 08-19-2002, 07:18 AM Originally posted by ned patter Mouse how old are you?. Just a tad older than you ned :) webarama 08-19-2002, 07:25 AM Originally posted by anon-e-mouse Just a tad older than you ned :) But I bet ned is a tad wiser? ned patter 08-19-2002, 07:44 AM Originally posted by anon-e-mouse Just a tad older than you ned :) Well then you obviously know how old i am so tell me the exact age you are. webarama 08-19-2002, 10:39 AM You show me yours I'll show you mine :D Darth 08-19-2002, 11:12 AM Neds 15, so dave how old are you? :D webarama 08-19-2002, 11:23 AM Too old - 34 this year ned patter 08-19-2002, 12:58 PM Are you trying to split me and Hooper up Darth?. Rotifer 08-19-2002, 12:59 PM How's the cable modem Ned? Darth 08-19-2002, 03:30 PM Originally posted by ned patter Are you trying to split me and Hooper up Darth?. Yes :D ned patter 08-19-2002, 03:36 PM Originally posted by Darth Yes :D Oh right:) . ned patter 08-19-2002, 03:37 PM Originally posted by Rotifer How's the cable modem Ned? Well the broadbands speeding at T1 speed:) . Rotifer 08-19-2002, 03:44 PM Nice, I read the article in your signature.... Vegas is an interesting venue for suicide. Darth 08-19-2002, 04:14 PM Originally posted by ned patter Well the broadbands speeding at T1 speed:) . :angry: ned patter 08-19-2002, 04:58 PM Jealous of that now Darth?. dbzgod 08-19-2002, 05:06 PM I am, Im lucky to get 50 kb/s. :bawling: ned patter 08-19-2002, 05:12 PM Originally posted by dbzgod I am, Im lucky to get 50 kb/s. :bawling: I'm just upgrading to get it a wee bit faster. Ahhh well i better get off, i was just surfing T1 style and thought i should enter this site.. Anyway better get off. Whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh. Darth 08-19-2002, 07:49 PM Originally posted by ned patter Jealous of that now Darth?. well duh :laugh: webarama 08-19-2002, 07:55 PM Neds flying now, and loving it. Welcome to the real world ned, hope you enjoy it. Darth 08-19-2002, 07:59 PM :bawling: maby next year cable will be available :) ned patter 08-19-2002, 08:03 PM Well lets hope so for your sake. I'm off. Whooooooooooooooooooooooooosh. webarama 08-19-2002, 08:07 PM ned, you're cracking me up with your 'Whooooooooooooooooooooooooosh'ing about everywhere. Darth 08-19-2002, 08:09 PM Originally posted by ned patter Well lets hope so for your sake. I'm off. Whooooooooooooooooooooooooosh. right.. and what is that supposed to mean? :confused: ned patter 08-19-2002, 08:23 PM The whoooooooosh bit?. That's me surfing to another web page. webarama 08-19-2002, 08:25 PM Now he has broadband ned is just whoooooshing all over the place. He darts in here, posts something quickly, then he's off again, zooming into a new site. ned patter 08-19-2002, 08:27 PM Sorry what was that? oh wait i remember there's a website that took 1 minute to load on dial up, i'll load it on 1 second no probs. BRB Whooooooooooooosh. Darth 08-19-2002, 08:30 PM One day ill say "Whooooooooooooosh" :) dbzgod 08-19-2002, 08:33 PM Ill say whoosh the day my cable company decides they wanna have a larger pipe :) Im off too, Whooooooooooooooooooosh..... ned patter 08-19-2002, 08:35 PM Well i'm off whoooosh whooooooosh whoooooosh;) . Darth 08-19-2002, 08:37 PM School/College starts tomorrow doesn't it? IGobyTerry 08-19-2002, 08:41 PM Ned, shouldn't you be in bed? It's lik 6 in the morning in scotland isn't it? School doesn't start for me until the 27th, but I prefer not to think about that. ned patter 08-19-2002, 08:41 PM I but don't worry i will still be here. Darth 08-19-2002, 08:42 PM "Ned, shouldn't you be in bed? It's lik 6 in the morning in scotland isn't it? " lol nope its 1.46 am webarama 08-19-2002, 08:42 PM Originally posted by ned patter I but don't worry i will still be here. Thank god for that, I thought we were going to lose you. ned patter 08-19-2002, 08:43 PM Originally posted by inogenius Ned, shouldn't you be in bed? It's lik 6 in the morning in scotland isn't it? School doesn't start for me until the 27th, but I prefer not to think about that. It's 1.50AM and i'm not going to be able to get to sleep tonight after seeing a 14 year old druggy on tv.. Yuck if i ever saw him i would have the kid. ned patter 08-19-2002, 08:44 PM Originally posted by davehooper.net Thank god for that, I thought we were going to lose you. Relax relax guys i'm not going anywhere i will always be here for you's to give out support and that. Darth 08-19-2002, 08:46 PM Originally posted by ned patter Relax relax guys i'm not going anywhere i will always be here for you's to give out support and that. no thats ok ned patter 08-19-2002, 08:48 PM Right that's you ticked off my report for suitable vice presidents for the local council. x Darth 08-19-2002, 08:52 PM lol webarama 08-19-2002, 08:54 PM Originally posted by ned patter Right that's you ticked off my report for suitable vice presidents for the local council. x I hope I'm top of the list ned IGobyTerry 08-19-2002, 10:44 PM hmmm... I guess scotland isn't as far away from Ohio as I thought. webarama 08-20-2002, 01:07 AM You lost me inogenius, what does that mean? Lamont 08-20-2002, 01:15 AM Originally posted by davehooper.net You lost me inogenius, what does that mean? I think he's refering to the time difference. He guessed it wrong. archie2 08-20-2002, 01:17 AM scotland is quite far away from ohio alabama is quite close though webarama 08-20-2002, 01:21 AM hahahaha, thanks for the geography lesson archie2 jeellison 08-20-2002, 06:43 AM Originally posted by ned patter It is £30 a month and £25 a month if you have another service from them such as cable TV which i already have and it's free installation for a limited period which usualy costs £50. It's £10 more a month for the 1 Bit line which i'm getting. They said we may experience down time due to the line going through the middle of gang neighbour hoods and the gangs cut the line and the engineers have to wait till late morning to fix it since it's to dangerous to attempt to fix it at night or the middle of the day. Who provides this Ned? ned patter 08-20-2002, 07:06 AM Blueyonder/Telewest. ned patter 08-20-2002, 07:07 AM From blueyonder 2 mins ago. Congratulations! blueyonder is pleased to inform you that your 1Mb service is now ready to go. All you need to do to start using the 1Mb service is follow the steps below; 1) Unplug the cable modem from the mains electricity supply for approximately 2 minutes. 2) Plug your cable modem back into the electricity supply and wait for your modem to finish running through its start-up cycle. As part of our commitment to offer quality service to our customers, you will also have priority access to our technical support by calling 0800 694 (especially reserved for our 1Mb customers). All customer services and billing enquiries are still handled by our specialist team of customer service representatives (dial 150 from your Telewest line or 0800 9500). We hope you enjoy even faster Internet access! Best wishes, The blueyonder team Original Message Follows: webarama 08-20-2002, 07:13 AM whoooooooooooosh! ned patter 08-20-2002, 07:15 AM Keep out the way keep out the way... Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhosh. webarama 08-20-2002, 07:26 AM Look, up in the sky It's a bird It's a plane It's ned patter on broadband!!!!!!!!!! anon-e-mouse 08-20-2002, 07:55 AM This thread has gone way off topic :eek: YUPAPA and ned patter - a match made in heaven :confused: webarama 08-20-2002, 08:00 AM You think? I think it's still very much on topic. YUPAPA is the former king of strange threads, now ned patter has taken the crown. This thread is evidence of that ned patter 08-20-2002, 08:07 AM Originally posted by anon-e-mouse This thread has gone way off topic :eek: YUPAPA and ned patter - a match made in heaven :confused: I think me and you will make a match made in heaven don't you think?. webarama 08-20-2002, 08:10 AM Very smooth line there ned, I like your style son ned patter 08-20-2002, 08:13 AM I just keep on watching Hooper. I'll show you how it's done. webarama 08-20-2002, 08:17 AM *davehooper.net sits back and watches neds style with the ladies thinking he may learn something* ned patter 08-20-2002, 08:23 AM I'm building up to it. Girls are very strange things and you have to be careful. webarama 08-20-2002, 08:31 AM So I have heard - from Venus apparently Darth 08-20-2002, 08:55 AM Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhosh webarama 08-20-2002, 09:35 AM Looks like your smooth style has failed you ned. Post an image so the other women can take a look at what a stud you are. Darth 08-20-2002, 09:40 AM lol Dave you crack me up :laugh: ned patter 08-20-2002, 10:51 AM Failed no, you cramping my style yes. webarama 08-20-2002, 10:54 AM OK, pretend I'm not here. I will shut up and let you work your magic ned ned patter 08-20-2002, 11:09 AM Alright then.. Jessica are we getting married then?. Darth 08-20-2002, 11:17 AM 16 pages still going :D webarama 08-20-2002, 11:18 AM Originally posted by Darth 16 pages still going :D sssssh, ned is working his charms. We have to pretend there is no-one here otherwise it will cramp his style Darth 08-20-2002, 11:20 AM Originally posted by davehooper.net sssssh, ned is working his charms. We have to pretend there is no-one here otherwise it will cramp his style sssssh! ned patter 08-20-2002, 11:51 AM Alright Jessica enough of that talk. No i want do that for you, that's disgusting. Geeeez guys you don't half come across some disgusting girls on the way along hunting for a girls.. webarama 08-20-2002, 11:57 AM I know, I was watching from over in the corner :D battman21 08-20-2002, 09:47 PM Originally posted by battman21 This thread is still going?? 16 pages of fluff! Typical davehooper.net... he and Ned are sailing on the same lake. web docta 08-20-2002, 10:12 PM Originally posted by anon-e-mouse Do ned and yupapa even know each other? :eek: :confused: They might be one in the same :D YUPAPA 08-20-2002, 10:32 PM Originally posted by ned patter I think me and you will make a match made in heaven don't you think?. :angel: How old are you nerd patter? Marts 08-20-2002, 10:33 PM Yupapa is in the house:stickout webarama 08-20-2002, 10:36 PM Originally posted by YUPAPA How old are you nerd patter? nerd patter - hahahahahaha :laugh::laugh::laugh: Darth 08-20-2002, 10:42 PM LOL :D okihost 08-20-2002, 10:47 PM Originally posted by YUPAPA :angel: How old are you nerd patter? \ :laugh: webarama 08-21-2002, 12:34 AM nerd, Yupapa, Darth, and anyone else still with us. I have now changed my name from davehooper.net to webarama to reflect the business. I know you guys will recognise me anyway, I still look the same, just a new name. Lamont 08-21-2002, 12:40 AM and how do we know that's really you?????? Might be some cunning plan... webarama 08-21-2002, 12:41 AM Lamont - it's me, it's me Go on, ask me a question only I would know the answer to. IGobyTerry 08-21-2002, 01:01 AM Uh oh Ned, I think Yupapa is playing hard to get. You better turn up the charms... start sending her jewelry webarama 08-21-2002, 04:59 AM ned could have any women if he put his mind to it - that 'hard look', those stylish moves - he just has to want it bad enough ned patter 08-21-2002, 05:21 AM I know emmmmmmmm i just don't fancy anyone here. It's to dodgy cause people lie about there age when there really 11. |