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webarama
08-14-2002, 01:24 AM
I think we need to get ned patter and YUPAPA in a thread together and get them talking. Imagine the possibilities? :D

Studio64
08-14-2002, 01:28 AM
Hit the freakin nail on the head....

Bravo... Yall should get together.. Maybe you two can understand each other :cool:

JTY
08-14-2002, 01:43 AM
Perhaps they can discuss putting kids in caves.. :)

webarama
08-14-2002, 01:46 AM
Forks and Kids

JTY
08-14-2002, 01:47 AM
And the harm that they can cause... :)

Studio64
08-14-2002, 01:50 AM
Dude... YUPAPA's General Discussion Forums are just about as weird as you can get

http://forums.yupapa.com/index.php?act=SF&f=2


Here's (http://forums.yupapa.com/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=353&s=95fc6ceff2004ca42bec6bd5ab6391d6) a great thread to prove my point...

webarama
08-14-2002, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by Studio64
Dude... YUPAPA's General Discussion Forums are just about as weird as you can get

http://forums.yupapa.com/index.php?act=SF&f=2


Here's (http://forums.yupapa.com/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=353) a great thread to prove my point...

lol at YUPAPA's thread - oh man what a pisser

Studio64
08-14-2002, 01:55 AM
I figured them all out... I did it...

You know all the homeless people that walk around talking to themselves?... Could they actually be talking to YUPAPA and ned patter?...
:stickout:

mwatkins
08-14-2002, 02:17 AM
Yes. The two should get together. And stay together, forever, in a dark cave with no electrical or telecommunications service.

anon-e-mouse
08-14-2002, 06:43 PM
Do ned and yupapa even know each other? :eek: :confused:

Rotifer
08-14-2002, 06:50 PM
Dude... YUPAPA's General Discussion Forums are just about as weird as you can get

Wow, that thread was disturbingly funny.

ned patter
08-14-2002, 06:50 PM
I should start my forum.
nedpatterthescottishman.co.uk but it would make it better if there was a Scottish domain name extension which i don't think there is.

webarama
08-14-2002, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
I should start my forum.
nedpatterthescottishman.co.uk but it would make it better if there was a Scottish domain name extension which i don't think there is.

There isn't - see this - http://news.zdnet.co.uk/story/0,,t269-s2086033,00.html

ned patter
08-14-2002, 07:17 PM
Ohh there's a whole in the market there i would say even though it looks like you have to ask Lyndsey aka Tony Blair.

webarama
08-14-2002, 09:38 PM
Maybe that's something you can do ned, start a push for Scottish domains.

ned patter
08-14-2002, 10:22 PM
Your not a political man yourself are you Hooper?.

webarama
08-14-2002, 10:53 PM
No ned, I'm a hosting man.

Tell us more about your kites - is yours like this - http://www.prismkites.com/new-site/Mad3.jpg ?

ned patter
08-14-2002, 11:56 PM
No, funny pic though.
Some of the local kite boys have there own web site though so i'll see if i can find it.

ned patter
08-14-2002, 11:57 PM
Hooper i hope your not going to make fun of me and my kites, i'm a pro extreme kite flyer.

ned patter
08-14-2002, 11:58 PM
I'm actually a very good prank caller.
We phone up people and go mad at them.
We even phoned up an ISP.

webarama
08-15-2002, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by ned patter
Hooper i hope your not going to make fun of me and my kites, i'm a pro extreme kite flyer.

Not at all, I am interested. I have never heard of extreme kite flying before and I'd like to know more.

ned patter
08-15-2002, 12:17 AM
Well it's just really using some kind of kite big or large pending on the weather to drag you about weather it be along the ground or jumping or suspended flying which i nearly died doing that, also kite snowboarding, kite surfing, kite mountain boarding, kite rollerblading, kite buggying, kite body surfing and loads of other things.
Quite a big amount of people do it in Scotland and Australia so.....

webarama
08-15-2002, 12:25 AM
That's an expensive looking kite ned, how much are they?

ned patter
08-15-2002, 12:31 AM
That one is around 600$ and more if you don't won't your arms to hurt for weeks and about $60 every 30 or so flying sessions but lots of shops won't sell them if you don't know what your doing.

webarama
08-15-2002, 12:37 AM
What's the extra $60 every 30 sessions for, new string?

ned patter
08-15-2002, 12:40 AM
Flying line not string.
Serious accidents happen if your kite line snaps.

Lamont
08-15-2002, 12:45 AM
Now I know what you're talking about! That's some wild stuff!

I love the extreme sports. I'm big into motocross. Can't get enough.

ned patter
08-15-2002, 12:49 AM
I had a crappy but brand new "champ" off road bike a few months ago although it was a 50CC:( , it's very hard to own a off road bike here because people try to steal it sadly enough.
The first day i got it i was riding it in a public park(attachment) and this police guy came over.

webarama
08-15-2002, 12:58 AM
Nice park - where abouts are you ned?

ned patter
08-15-2002, 01:04 AM
What do you mean.

webarama
08-15-2002, 01:10 AM
Like where do you live - what part of Scotland?

anon-e-mouse
08-15-2002, 05:37 PM
Loch Ness maybe ;) :stickout

webarama
08-15-2002, 08:36 PM
ned actually answered this in another thread - he lives in Edinburgh - Loch Ness is in Inverness, up the road a coupla hundred miles.

ned patter
08-15-2002, 09:02 PM
You don't half know allot about Scotland Hooper.
Do you like home and away and neighbours?.

Darth
08-15-2002, 09:12 PM
lol this thread is crazy :D

Darth
08-15-2002, 09:13 PM
http://forums.yupapa.com lol lol lol lol lol lol crazy place :D

webarama
08-15-2002, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
You don't half know allot about Scotland Hooper.
Do you like home and away and neighbours?.

My girlfriend does, but I am not going to publically admit watching those shows.

We live about 20 minutes away from where Neighbors is filmed.

ned patter
08-15-2002, 09:24 PM
Remember young hannah?, she was in a british soap for a few weeks.
Who can guess who this is?: "Your not going anywhere girlie, but irene."

Darth
08-15-2002, 09:25 PM
Gone wayyyyyyyyyy off topic :bawling:

webarama
08-15-2002, 09:26 PM
You've lost me ned

webarama
08-15-2002, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by Darth
Gone wayyyyyyyyyy off topic :bawling:

Not really - the topic is relating to the 'way out' nature of ned patters threads, comparing them to the many YUPAPA threads we have seen which have the same feeling.

To my mind this is right on topic, in an off topic kind of way :)

ned patter
08-15-2002, 09:29 PM
Yes. In a few months i'll have my homepage and it will feature my daily storys of like crime and crime in Scotland and stuff like that and i'll sing a little song and put it on there, the webpage background will be Scottish flags and the scrollbars will be blue and white and the text will be blue and white also.

webarama
08-15-2002, 09:30 PM
I can't wait.

Do you need hosting for it ned? I will provide a free account for you if you need it.

ned patter
08-15-2002, 09:33 PM
No it's ok.
I don't know i might just do it tommorow or maybe after i have finished something else..
Hooper what should i put on it?.

Darth
08-15-2002, 09:34 PM
Maby i should become crazy? :nuts:

ned patter
08-15-2002, 09:35 PM
Problems finding girlfreinds like darth?. j/k.

Lamont
08-15-2002, 09:35 PM
That will be a cool site. I'll make it a daily read.

ned patter
08-15-2002, 09:36 PM
Darth all you have to do is tell people when you come back from holiday and they think your crazy.

webarama
08-15-2002, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by ned patter

Hooper what should i put on it?.

You're asking me?

If it's a site devoted to you, maybe you could put some information about your kites. Also put some information about the area around you, I always like visiting sites which show real photos of a particular area. Apart from that, not sure ned.

I have to say I like your daily diary type posts, maybe you could have some sort of blog where you list the events as you see them for each day.

Darth
08-15-2002, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
Darth all you have to do is tell people when you come back from holiday and they think your crazy.

?

Darth
08-15-2002, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
Problems finding girlfreinds like darth?. j/k.

? :confused:

Lamont
08-15-2002, 10:22 PM
I think a blog type site would be perfect, ned. Just post your thoughts each day on what has happened. I think it could become quite popular.

ned patter
08-15-2002, 10:58 PM
I have just the design;) .

Lamont
08-15-2002, 11:04 PM
Be sure to give us the URL when it's ready.

webarama
08-15-2002, 11:11 PM
Yeah ned let us know the URL so we can pay you a visit each day.

I truly enjoy the stories you tell, and I for one would visit daily to see what you're up to.

Darth
08-15-2002, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by davehooper.net
Yeah ned let us know the URL so we can pay you a visit each day.

I truly enjoy the stories you tell, and I for one would visit daily to see what you're up to.


lol same here :D

ned patter
08-15-2002, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by davehooper.net
Yeah ned let us know the URL so we can pay you a visit each day.

I truly enjoy the stories you tell, and I for one would visit daily to see what you're up to.
If only i could find a girlfreind that is so interested in my life as you are, all the take advantage of me, they think just because i am good looking they think they can take advantage of me:( .

webarama
08-15-2002, 11:40 PM
ned, good looking? I thought you said you "look hard". What exactly does looking hard mean?

ned patter
08-16-2002, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by davehooper.net
ned, good looking? I thought you said you "look hard". What exactly does looking hard mean?
Well you can't look ugly and can't be hard.
Looking hard means like if anyone badly behaved people trys something on then they will like done in.

webarama
08-16-2002, 12:13 AM
So you can be good looking but be tough at the same time ned?

I think I understand now.

ned patter
08-16-2002, 12:37 AM
Well that's the basic rules yes.

webarama
08-16-2002, 12:54 AM
You think anyone else is still reading this thread ned? Or are we in here all alone now?

ned patter
08-16-2002, 01:14 AM
I think most have got fed up yes:D .
The ned patter news portal will have to be put back a few months i'm afraid:( .

webarama
08-16-2002, 01:15 AM
Why is that?

ned patter
08-16-2002, 01:19 AM
Well when i say that it's not totaly untrue since i will soon have a site about UK crime but just none of my storys about my life.

Darth
08-16-2002, 01:20 AM
Originally posted by davehooper.net
You think anyone else is still reading this thread ned? Or are we in here all alone now?

Your the only ones :D

ned patter
08-16-2002, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by Darth


Your the only ones :D
Right that's me off to make a pizza.

Darth
08-16-2002, 01:42 AM
6.45 am in the morning? :D

ned patter
08-16-2002, 01:55 AM
Yes i sleep in the daytime so it's like late tea time for me.
I never had a pizza because the cheese was a bit old but instead i made a curry but i didn't like it so i left with these fries to go.

Darth
08-16-2002, 01:57 AM
I hate curry :(

Darth
08-16-2002, 01:58 AM
You a vampire? :eek:

ned patter
08-16-2002, 02:15 AM
LOL a vampire LOL.

My dream is to become a all night security guard so i'm getting a bit of practice in.

ned patter
08-16-2002, 02:21 AM
Oh i saw you can order a pizza from dominos online, i'll have to try that one day.

ned patter
08-16-2002, 02:23 AM
It's funny when you order a pizza from pizza hut.
This kid comes on a scooter(lol) and most of them get like 5 eggs chucked at them by kids on the way here:D .

Darth
08-16-2002, 02:25 AM
all 3 posts could of gone into 1 ;)

webarama
08-16-2002, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by Darth
all 3 posts could of gone into 1 ;)

What you say is true, but does it matter? Are we trying to conserve posts here? Does it matter? Obviously ned just posts as he thinks of things, it doesn't bother me.

YUPAPA
08-16-2002, 03:49 AM
meow

webarama
08-16-2002, 03:54 AM
YAY, YUPAPA is in da house!

YUPAPA
08-16-2002, 04:40 AM
what's down baby? :angel:

webarama
08-16-2002, 04:54 AM
YUPAPA, have you met ned patter?

ned patter
08-16-2002, 05:06 AM
This is a girl isn't it Hooper?.

webarama
08-16-2002, 05:11 AM
I have no idea.

YUPAPA, are you male or female?

ned patter
08-16-2002, 05:18 AM
Ahhhh it's a boy, put another downer on my day this has.

ned patter
08-16-2002, 05:19 AM
I mean angels and that and cat noises gives you the impression of a girl:) .

anon-e-mouse
08-16-2002, 05:45 AM
yupapa doesn't make cat noises, meow is a person :mad: :stickout (well sort of)

ned patter
08-16-2002, 05:49 AM
Listening to this Hooper. Some strange nicknames going on here:) .
Dodgy people.

ned patter
08-16-2002, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by ned patter
Listening to this Hooper. Some strange nicknames going on here:) .
How do you explain the angels?.
Dodgy people.
This won't delete.
Maybe there just different kind of people.

webarama
08-16-2002, 05:54 AM
Speaking of nicknames, what does 'ned patter' mean?

ned patter
08-16-2002, 05:57 AM
Well it's like asking you what Dave means;) .

webarama
08-16-2002, 05:58 AM
But your name isn't ned, it's jason, isn't it?

ned patter
08-16-2002, 06:00 AM
Yes.

webarama
08-16-2002, 06:03 AM
So then why ned patter, just a nickname, or does it mean something?

ned patter
08-16-2002, 06:12 AM
It means your a bit hard and a bit good looking.

YUPAPA
08-16-2002, 07:49 AM
:love:

anon-e-mouse
08-16-2002, 07:55 AM
Originally posted by ned patter
It means your a bit hard and a bit good looking.
I think yupapa likes you ned :cartman: :liplick:

ATST
08-16-2002, 10:58 AM
I bet Ned gets more offers for free hosting then anyone in the history of WHT.
nedpatter.com
The adventures of "The bit hard good looking Scott"
What a concept.

YUPAPA
08-16-2002, 11:14 AM
:dunce: who like ducks?

Darth
08-16-2002, 11:22 AM
Shoot the duck :D

Rotifer
08-16-2002, 12:00 PM
This thread just gets more and more interesting ... I'm glad to see ATST and I aren't the only Ned fans anymore. :D Oh, the blog is a super idea Ned - you should consider it, or a forum.

webarama
08-16-2002, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse

I think yupapa likes you ned :cartman: :liplick:

Here we go, now this is why I started this thread in the first place. Ned, YUPAPA, shake hands, say hello to each other. Go sit over in that corner and get acquainted.

Boy this is gonna be good.

anon-e-mouse
08-16-2002, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by YUPAPA
:dunce: who like ducks?
Ducks are cool :cool:

webarama
08-16-2002, 07:57 PM
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse

Ducks are cool :cool:

If you like ducks, take action now!
http://forums.yupapa.com/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=353

ned patter
08-16-2002, 08:09 PM
I don't know about this like. I don't think i will get along with people who make cat noises and like angels.
Scary thought like lads.

webarama
08-16-2002, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
I don't know about this like. I don't think i will get along with people who make cat noises and like angels.
Scary thought like lads.

No pussy for ned

ned patter
08-16-2002, 08:13 PM
But there boys anyway:emlaugh: .

webarama
08-16-2002, 08:15 PM
How can you tell ned?

ned patter
08-16-2002, 08:23 PM
I know that yuppy ones a boy but i don't know about the mouse one.

webarama
08-16-2002, 08:25 PM
We need to find you a woman ned.

Anyone good looking females out there interested in going on a date with ned?

Darth
08-16-2002, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by davehooper.net
We need to find you a woman ned.

Anyone good looking females out there interested in going on a date with ned?

You mean..

Originally posted by davehooper.net
We need to find you a woman ned.

Anyone good looking crazy females out there interested in going on a date with ned?

ned patter
08-16-2002, 08:37 PM
I a know i have to find a girl.

Darth
08-16-2002, 08:55 PM
waste of time :D

ned patter
08-16-2002, 09:16 PM
I did actually have an online girlfreind for about a year but then she got her computer taken away.
i have her address like to write to her but forget that i'm not paying to get a letter to Canada.

Lamont
08-16-2002, 09:41 PM
Should cost the same to send a letter to Canada as any where else.

anon-e-mouse
08-16-2002, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
i have her address like to write to her but forget that i'm not paying to get a letter to Canada.
What a cheapskate :eek: :(

Darth
08-17-2002, 12:01 AM
Just awfull :D

webarama
08-17-2002, 04:24 AM
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse

What a cheapskate :eek: :(

Sounds more like a realist to me. Scotland's a long way from Canada.

ned patter
08-17-2002, 07:09 AM
Well i have never thought about this before.
I don't want any girls not from Scotland or Ireland and the English girls can give me a try but i doubt i will like you much.

anon-e-mouse
08-17-2002, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by davehooper.net
Sounds more like a realist to me. Scotland's a long way from Canada.
So she was good enough when she had a computer, but not worthy of a postage stamp to keep in touch? :mad: :rolleyes:

ned patter
08-17-2002, 08:23 AM
How many girlfreinds do you have mouse?.
I have a few like.

anon-e-mouse
08-17-2002, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by ned patter
How many girlfreinds do you have mouse?.
I have a few like.
I am a female mouse :cool:

ned patter
08-17-2002, 09:33 AM
Finally got it out of you.
I need proof though.

ned patter
08-17-2002, 09:34 AM
Hear that Hooper?, it's a young girl.

anon-e-mouse
08-17-2002, 09:54 AM
But I am not a pommie, so I am not in ned's league, I live tooooooooo far away :stickout

ned patter
08-17-2002, 09:56 AM
And your married:( .

webarama
08-17-2002, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
Hear that Hooper?, it's a young girl.

Told ya ned - see, your luck is changing ;)

anon-e-mouse
08-17-2002, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
And your married:( .
No I am not ;)

Darth
08-17-2002, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse
But I am not a pommie, so I am not in ned's league, I live tooooooooo far away :stickout


lol :D

webarama
08-17-2002, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse
But I am not a pommie, so I am not in ned's league, I live tooooooooo far away :stickout

Where do you live? Perhaps we could organise a collection to fly you to ned, I'm sure if we organised it correctly we could get a few contributions.

Imagine, WHT's first true love story.

anon-e-mouse
08-17-2002, 10:47 PM
:eek: Australia :cool:

webarama
08-17-2002, 10:52 PM
ahhh perfect. Ned, anon-e-mouse is here in Australia with me :)

Fancy an all expenses paid trip to Scotland anon-e-mouse?

Come on guys, we need to all get behind this if it's ever going to succeed.

A girl for ned is the ultimate goal.

anon-e-mouse
08-17-2002, 11:05 PM
Where do you live Dave? ;)

webarama
08-17-2002, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse
Where do you live Dave? ;)

Melbourne.

ned patter
08-18-2002, 06:29 AM
Here's a story.
My uncle got engaged last night and everyone went to his party while i was sleeping cause i was tired and at about 10PM this girl came into my room and my eyes where half shut and all i saw is these legs and these big boots and i was like "who the hell is this" and i thought it was like an intruder even though she knew my name and i was still wondering to myself who she is with my eyes half closed and it turns out it's my cousin that i haven't saw in years and i didn't know what she looked like.
Dodgy like.

webarama
08-18-2002, 06:38 AM
Kissing Cousins?

ned patter
08-18-2002, 06:43 AM
Me kissing my cousin-No, she trying to kiss me-Maybe.

webarama
08-18-2002, 07:36 AM
What a scandal. So tell us what happened next ned. Did you set her straight? What was said?

ned patter
08-18-2002, 07:40 AM
I went back to sleep.
I was sleeping from like 6PM to 6.30AM cause the broadband guys coming tommorow so i need to be awake in the day.

webarama
08-18-2002, 07:45 AM
So you are getting broadband installed? You use dial up now? What sort of cost is broadband where you are ned?

ned patter
08-18-2002, 08:05 AM
It is £30 a month and £25 a month if you have another service from them such as cable TV which i already have and it's free installation for a limited period which usualy costs £50.
It's £10 more a month for the 1 Bit line which i'm getting.
They said we may experience down time due to the line going through the middle of gang neighbour hoods and the gangs cut the line and the engineers have to wait till late morning to fix it since it's to dangerous to attempt to fix it at night or the middle of the day.

webarama
08-18-2002, 09:04 AM
Pricing sounds similar to what we pay, though we don't have the gang issues you sound like you are going to have to face.

ned patter
08-18-2002, 11:31 AM
;) .
Go and get me a girlfreind.

Darth
08-18-2002, 11:44 AM
lol

dbzgod
08-18-2002, 11:54 AM
Ill add $20 to the fund to get ned a girl :)

Darth
08-18-2002, 12:01 PM
Hes going to buy one!? :eek:

dbzgod
08-18-2002, 12:32 PM
No anon-e-mouse is being flown to him.

Darth
08-18-2002, 12:35 PM
ohhh :D

ned patter
08-18-2002, 12:43 PM
she better not be 11.
All the yupuppy members are confusing because they never ever put there right age in there profile..

Darth
08-18-2002, 12:48 PM
right....

:rolleyes:

ned patter
08-18-2002, 12:52 PM
Oh it's not you again darth.
You always bring a downer to my day with your schoolyard humour:) .

Darth
08-18-2002, 12:54 PM
lol Ned you really need to get out more :D

webarama
08-18-2002, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by dbzgod
Ill add $20 to the fund to get ned a girl :)

Here we go then, I'll match your $20.

Anybody else contributing here?

anon-e-mouse
08-18-2002, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Darth
ohhh :D
It is too cold in Scotland :bawling:

webarama
08-18-2002, 06:49 PM
Ned, looks like you're coming to Australia son. Warmer here, less crime, good looking girls, I know you'll love it.

ned patter
08-18-2002, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse

It is too cold in Scotland :bawling:
How old are you sweetheart?.

IGobyTerry
08-18-2002, 07:46 PM
How old are you sweetheart?.
Uh oh he's putting the moves on now.

Marts
08-18-2002, 08:56 PM
I will put in $50

Dont think you want to goto melbourne Ned Sydney is way better :)

Darth
08-18-2002, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse

It is too cold in Scotland :bawling:

Ya :(

webarama
08-18-2002, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Marts
I will put in $50

Dont think you want to goto melbourne Ned Sydney is way better :)

The last place you want to end up is Sydney ned. Melbourne is a far better city, friendlier people, better restaurants, less busy than Sydney. :)

ned patter
08-19-2002, 05:39 AM
So anyway when are you's going to get this girl exported for me?.
I want her soon.

webarama
08-19-2002, 06:06 AM
Hold your horses ned, so far we have pledges of $70. With 10 times that we can get you here on a 4 week holiday where you can sample the Australian females and the general lifestyle Australia has to offer.

So lets hear it guys (and girls). We need to get ned happening on this journey as soon as we can - a quest for true love.

Pledge your donations to 'ned patters Aussie journey' C/o ned patter, Sotland.

ned patter
08-19-2002, 06:15 AM
The only australian i fancy is hayley out of home and away and a few others too.
Most australian girls are a bit goosed.
I think i quite like that mouse one.

webarama
08-19-2002, 06:23 AM
goosed?

What is goosed? :confused:

ned patter
08-19-2002, 06:46 AM
Could be anything.
It could be a cars knackered or something or you could say a girls goosed which would mean there a bit ugly.
Did i tell you about when i was in England?, there was a lighter on the table and the waitress came over to ask if this lighter was ours and my uncle went "no it's goosed luv" and she gave this strange look
:D .

webarama
08-19-2002, 06:50 AM
Originally posted by ned patter
Could be anything.
It could be a cars knackered or something or you could say a girls goosed which would mean there a bit ugly.
Did i tell you about when i was in England?, there was a lighter on the table and the waitress came over to ask if this lighter was ours and my uncle went "no it's goosed luv" and she gave this strange look
:D .

I'm not suprised she gave a strange look - if she, like me, had never heard the term before it's hardly suprising.

anon-e-mouse
08-19-2002, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by ned patter
there was a lighter on the table and the waitress came over to ask if this lighter was ours and my uncle went "no it's goosed luv" and she gave this strange look
:D .
I wonder why? :eek:

ned patter
08-19-2002, 07:07 AM
Oh sorry i never finished off that story..
The lighter was out of gas so that's why he said it was goosed otherwise we would have just said it was not ours but it wasn't ours and it was useless cause it had no gas in it.

ned patter
08-19-2002, 07:08 AM
Mouse how old are you?.

webarama
08-19-2002, 07:11 AM
A goosed lighter is worse than a goosed waitress though, surely. I mean, the waitress is serving more than one purpose, wheras the lighter is finito. :laugh::laugh::laugh:

anon-e-mouse
08-19-2002, 07:18 AM
Originally posted by ned patter
Mouse how old are you?.
Just a tad older than you ned :)

webarama
08-19-2002, 07:25 AM
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse

Just a tad older than you ned :)

But I bet ned is a tad wiser?

ned patter
08-19-2002, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse

Just a tad older than you ned :)
Well then you obviously know how old i am so tell me the exact age you are.

webarama
08-19-2002, 10:39 AM
You show me yours I'll show you mine :D

Darth
08-19-2002, 11:12 AM
Neds 15, so dave how old are you? :D

webarama
08-19-2002, 11:23 AM
Too old - 34 this year

ned patter
08-19-2002, 12:58 PM
Are you trying to split me and Hooper up Darth?.

Rotifer
08-19-2002, 12:59 PM
How's the cable modem Ned?

Darth
08-19-2002, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
Are you trying to split me and Hooper up Darth?.

Yes :D

ned patter
08-19-2002, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Darth


Yes :D
Oh right:) .

ned patter
08-19-2002, 03:37 PM
Originally posted by Rotifer
How's the cable modem Ned?
Well the broadbands speeding at T1 speed:) .

Rotifer
08-19-2002, 03:44 PM
Nice, I read the article in your signature.... Vegas is an interesting venue for suicide.

Darth
08-19-2002, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by ned patter

Well the broadbands speeding at T1 speed:) .


:angry:

ned patter
08-19-2002, 04:58 PM
Jealous of that now Darth?.

dbzgod
08-19-2002, 05:06 PM
I am, Im lucky to get 50 kb/s. :bawling:

ned patter
08-19-2002, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by dbzgod
I am, Im lucky to get 50 kb/s. :bawling:
I'm just upgrading to get it a wee bit faster.
Ahhh well i better get off, i was just surfing T1 style and thought i should enter this site..
Anyway better get off.

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh.

Darth
08-19-2002, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
Jealous of that now Darth?.

well duh :laugh:

webarama
08-19-2002, 07:55 PM
Neds flying now, and loving it.

Welcome to the real world ned, hope you enjoy it.

Darth
08-19-2002, 07:59 PM
:bawling: maby next year cable will be available :)

ned patter
08-19-2002, 08:03 PM
Well lets hope so for your sake.

I'm off.
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooosh.

webarama
08-19-2002, 08:07 PM
ned, you're cracking me up with your 'Whooooooooooooooooooooooooosh'ing about everywhere.

Darth
08-19-2002, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
Well lets hope so for your sake.

I'm off.
Whooooooooooooooooooooooooosh.

right.. and what is that supposed to mean? :confused:

ned patter
08-19-2002, 08:23 PM
The whoooooooosh bit?.
That's me surfing to another web page.

webarama
08-19-2002, 08:25 PM
Now he has broadband ned is just whoooooshing all over the place. He darts in here, posts something quickly, then he's off again, zooming into a new site.

ned patter
08-19-2002, 08:27 PM
Sorry what was that? oh wait i remember there's a website that took 1 minute to load on dial up, i'll load it on 1 second no probs.

BRB
Whooooooooooooosh.

Darth
08-19-2002, 08:30 PM
One day ill say "Whooooooooooooosh" :)

dbzgod
08-19-2002, 08:33 PM
Ill say whoosh the day my cable company decides they wanna have a larger pipe :)

Im off too,

Whooooooooooooooooooosh.....

ned patter
08-19-2002, 08:35 PM
Well i'm off whoooosh whooooooosh whoooooosh;) .

Darth
08-19-2002, 08:37 PM
School/College starts tomorrow doesn't it?

IGobyTerry
08-19-2002, 08:41 PM
Ned, shouldn't you be in bed? It's lik 6 in the morning in scotland isn't it?

School doesn't start for me until the 27th, but I prefer not to think about that.

ned patter
08-19-2002, 08:41 PM
I but don't worry i will still be here.

Darth
08-19-2002, 08:42 PM
"Ned, shouldn't you be in bed? It's lik 6 in the morning in scotland isn't it? "

lol nope its 1.46 am

webarama
08-19-2002, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
I but don't worry i will still be here.

Thank god for that, I thought we were going to lose you.

ned patter
08-19-2002, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by inogenius
Ned, shouldn't you be in bed? It's lik 6 in the morning in scotland isn't it?

School doesn't start for me until the 27th, but I prefer not to think about that.
It's 1.50AM and i'm not going to be able to get to sleep tonight after seeing a 14 year old druggy on tv..
Yuck if i ever saw him i would have the kid.

ned patter
08-19-2002, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by davehooper.net


Thank god for that, I thought we were going to lose you.
Relax relax guys i'm not going anywhere i will always be here for you's to give out support and that.

Darth
08-19-2002, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by ned patter

Relax relax guys i'm not going anywhere i will always be here for you's to give out support and that.

no thats ok

ned patter
08-19-2002, 08:48 PM
Right that's you ticked off my report for suitable vice presidents for the local council.

x

Darth
08-19-2002, 08:52 PM
lol

webarama
08-19-2002, 08:54 PM
Originally posted by ned patter
Right that's you ticked off my report for suitable vice presidents for the local council.

x

I hope I'm top of the list ned

IGobyTerry
08-19-2002, 10:44 PM
hmmm... I guess scotland isn't as far away from Ohio as I thought.

webarama
08-20-2002, 01:07 AM
You lost me inogenius, what does that mean?

Lamont
08-20-2002, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by davehooper.net
You lost me inogenius, what does that mean?
I think he's refering to the time difference. He guessed it wrong.

archie2
08-20-2002, 01:17 AM
scotland is quite far away from ohio

alabama is quite close though

webarama
08-20-2002, 01:21 AM
hahahaha, thanks for the geography lesson archie2

jeellison
08-20-2002, 06:43 AM
Originally posted by ned patter
It is £30 a month and £25 a month if you have another service from them such as cable TV which i already have and it's free installation for a limited period which usualy costs £50.
It's £10 more a month for the 1 Bit line which i'm getting.
They said we may experience down time due to the line going through the middle of gang neighbour hoods and the gangs cut the line and the engineers have to wait till late morning to fix it since it's to dangerous to attempt to fix it at night or the middle of the day.

Who provides this Ned?

ned patter
08-20-2002, 07:06 AM
Blueyonder/Telewest.

ned patter
08-20-2002, 07:07 AM
From blueyonder 2 mins ago.
Congratulations!

blueyonder is pleased to inform you that your 1Mb service is now ready
to go.

All you need to do to start using the 1Mb service is follow the steps
below;

1) Unplug the cable modem from the mains electricity supply
for approximately 2 minutes.
2) Plug your cable modem back into the electricity supply and wait for
your modem to finish running through its start-up cycle.

As part of our commitment to offer quality service to our customers,
you will also have priority access to our technical support by calling
0800 694 (especially reserved for our 1Mb customers).

All customer services and billing enquiries are still handled by our
specialist team of customer service representatives (dial 150 from your
Telewest line or 0800 9500).

We hope you enjoy even faster Internet access!

Best wishes,

The blueyonder team
Original Message Follows:

webarama
08-20-2002, 07:13 AM
whoooooooooooosh!

ned patter
08-20-2002, 07:15 AM
Keep out the way keep out the way...

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhosh.

webarama
08-20-2002, 07:26 AM
Look, up in the sky

It's a bird

It's a plane

It's ned patter on broadband!!!!!!!!!!

anon-e-mouse
08-20-2002, 07:55 AM
This thread has gone way off topic :eek:

YUPAPA and ned patter - a match made in heaven :confused:

webarama
08-20-2002, 08:00 AM
You think? I think it's still very much on topic.

YUPAPA is the former king of strange threads, now ned patter has taken the crown.

This thread is evidence of that

ned patter
08-20-2002, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse
This thread has gone way off topic :eek:

YUPAPA and ned patter - a match made in heaven :confused:
I think me and you will make a match made in heaven don't you think?.

webarama
08-20-2002, 08:10 AM
Very smooth line there ned, I like your style son

ned patter
08-20-2002, 08:13 AM
I just keep on watching Hooper.
I'll show you how it's done.

webarama
08-20-2002, 08:17 AM
*davehooper.net sits back and watches neds style with the ladies thinking he may learn something*

ned patter
08-20-2002, 08:23 AM
I'm building up to it.
Girls are very strange things and you have to be careful.

webarama
08-20-2002, 08:31 AM
So I have heard - from Venus apparently

Darth
08-20-2002, 08:55 AM
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhosh

webarama
08-20-2002, 09:35 AM
Looks like your smooth style has failed you ned.

Post an image so the other women can take a look at what a stud you are.

Darth
08-20-2002, 09:40 AM
lol Dave you crack me up :laugh:

ned patter
08-20-2002, 10:51 AM
Failed no, you cramping my style yes.

webarama
08-20-2002, 10:54 AM
OK, pretend I'm not here. I will shut up and let you work your magic ned

ned patter
08-20-2002, 11:09 AM
Alright then..
Jessica are we getting married then?.

Darth
08-20-2002, 11:17 AM
16 pages still going :D

webarama
08-20-2002, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Darth
16 pages still going :D

sssssh, ned is working his charms. We have to pretend there is no-one here otherwise it will cramp his style

Darth
08-20-2002, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by davehooper.net


sssssh, ned is working his charms. We have to pretend there is no-one here otherwise it will cramp his style

sssssh!

ned patter
08-20-2002, 11:51 AM
Alright Jessica enough of that talk.
No i want do that for you, that's disgusting.
Geeeez guys you don't half come across some disgusting girls on the way along hunting for a girls..

webarama
08-20-2002, 11:57 AM
I know, I was watching from over in the corner :D

battman21
08-20-2002, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by battman21
This thread is still going?? 16 pages of fluff!

Typical davehooper.net... he and Ned are sailing on the same lake.

web docta
08-20-2002, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by anon-e-mouse
Do ned and yupapa even know each other? :eek: :confused:

They might be one in the same :D

YUPAPA
08-20-2002, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by ned patter

I think me and you will make a match made in heaven don't you think?.

:angel: How old are you nerd patter?

Marts
08-20-2002, 10:33 PM
Yupapa is in the house:stickout

webarama
08-20-2002, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by YUPAPA
How old are you nerd patter?

nerd patter - hahahahahaha
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Darth
08-20-2002, 10:42 PM
LOL :D

okihost
08-20-2002, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by YUPAPA


:angel: How old are you nerd patter? \

:laugh:

webarama
08-21-2002, 12:34 AM
nerd, Yupapa, Darth, and anyone else still with us. I have now changed my name from davehooper.net to webarama to reflect the business.

I know you guys will recognise me anyway, I still look the same, just a new name.

Lamont
08-21-2002, 12:40 AM
and how do we know that's really you?????? Might be some cunning plan...

webarama
08-21-2002, 12:41 AM
Lamont - it's me, it's me

Go on, ask me a question only I would know the answer to.

IGobyTerry
08-21-2002, 01:01 AM
Uh oh Ned, I think Yupapa is playing hard to get. You better turn up the charms... start sending her jewelry

webarama
08-21-2002, 04:59 AM
ned could have any women if he put his mind to it - that 'hard look', those stylish moves - he just has to want it bad enough

ned patter
08-21-2002, 05:21 AM
I know emmmmmmmm i just don't fancy anyone here.
It's to dodgy cause people lie about there age when there really 11.