This came up in another thread so I thought I'd start one just for this.

I can't remember any of Jack Handy's poems. Help me!

WiredDog is the man!

He posted this http://www-personal.umd.umich.edu/~nhughes/htmldocs/deepthoughts.html

OK, one my favorites:

"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

My favorite one is:

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Originally posted by Lamont
WiredDog is the man!

He posted this http://www-personal.umd.umich.edu/~nhughes/htmldocs/deepthoughts.html

WOman :D

And another favorite:
"How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak."

Originally posted by WiredDog

WOman :D


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Originally posted by Lamont


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