After reading a couple of ned platters posts, i now have come to the conclusion, that to become a member you must take a drug test.

Or to translate to ned platter lingo:

Yesterday my dog was choking, from my collar on a string, chickens were squaking, at the chain, dragged by dog, to house, where oddball posts were flying at me from my dell black monitor that i like very nice, because old man salesman screamed, drinking from the slurpee, i like dell, dont like signs, signing up, too hard to become member, test this test that. I never was good in school.

So do you have trouble with your dog also?:D .

Originally posted by cbaker17
After reading a couple of ned platters posts, i now have come to the conclusion, that to become a member you must take a drug test.

Or to translate to ned platter lingo:

Yesterday my dog was choking, from my collar on a string, chickens were squaking, at the chain, dragged by dog, to house, where oddball posts were flying at me from my dell black monitor that i like very nice, because old man salesman screamed, drinking from the slurpee, i like dell, dont like signs, signing up, too hard to become member, test this test that. I never was good in school.


LOL good one cbaker17 :D :D

Funny... :blush: :emlaugh:

No i don't take drugs.
Honestly i have no idea why you all can't understand what i'm talking about.

I think, if you had to pass a drug test to remain a member, there'd be about four people left.

i think your sig sums it up well ned :)

Originally posted by cbaker17
i think your sig sums it up well ned :)


lol never noticed it

What the bit saying "birdie house resident", that's the place i live.

What about your occupation...

"Translanstic Urine extractor....?" :eek:

Right... ill go now...

Originally posted by ned patter
What the bit saying "birdie house resident", that's the place i live.

lol really?

Originally posted by Synthetic
What about your occupation...

"Translanstic Urine extractor....?" :eek:
Oh well someone said i was extracting urine from our translantic cousins.

Oh, thanks for clarifying. :eek2: :erm:

:eek: :eek: :eek:

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Here ya go... I swear it's mine... :)

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Originally posted by cbaker17
Or to translate to ned platter lingo:

Yesterday my dog was choking, from my collar on a string, chickens were squaking, at the chain, dragged by dog, to house, where oddball posts were flying at me from my dell black monitor that i like very nice, because old man salesman screamed, drinking from the slurpee, i like dell, dont like signs, signing up, too hard to become member, test this test that. I never was good in school.

Poor imitation, you used punctuation. That's a no-no in Neddy Land. :stickout

youll notice i did use run on sentances. Its a art to master nedlingo, give me a bit of time

LOL, it's how i talk.

Originally posted by cbaker17
youll notice i did use run on sentances. Its a art to master nedlingo, give me a bit of time
Yes, my apologies. I should have realized some things take time to master. ;)

Originally posted by Lamont

Yes, my apologies. I should have realized some things take time to master. ;)
I think you would like to talk how i talk.
I used to be jealous of the American accent so it would not be strange for some people to be jealous of the scottish accent.

i get :confused: everytime i read ned's posts. i hope i'm not the only one. BTW i like that idea of taking drug tests.

Nope, your not the only one..

Originally posted by ned patter

I think you would like to talk how i talk.
I used to be jealous of the American accent so it would not be strange for some people to be jealous of the scottish accent.

Well im scottish but i don't talk like you...

Originally posted by ned patter

I think you would like to talk how i talk.
I used to be jealous of the American accent so it would not be strange for some people to be jealous of the scottish accent.
I have to admit that I've never heard you talk. And, which font is it that has a scottish accent?

I can honestly say that I've never been able to read though an entire post of Ned's.

Anyone know where I can find a Ned to English translator? I tried Babel Fish and Google, but neither have one available. :confused:

Originally posted by Phrozen
I can honestly say that I've never been able to read though an entire post of Ned's.

Anyone know where I can find a Ned to English translator? I tried Babel Fish and Google, but neither have one available. :confused:

lol

Originally posted by Darth


Well im scottish but i don't talk like you...
Well to be honest it depends what parts of Scotland and what area.
I have however noticed some youngsters are losing the Scottish accent and people that live in Granton, Westerhailes, Niddrie, Birdie house area still have a strong Scottish accent although you's won't know that place.

Birdie house area lol never heard of it

In Birdie House are the smart people called Birdie Brained?

Birdie house is in the west of Edinburgh i would think, pretty near the pentland hills. the areas called Gracemount.

No it's the south of Edinburgh.

maybe ned doesnt speak english and uses a crummy translator to post here, that would explain a lot maybe...

Originally posted by Darth
Birdie house area lol never heard of it

Take the first left at cloud cuckoo land - you can't miss it.

And to think, I felt bad last week when I asked Ned if he were drunk!:D

-Lamar

I think he should be banned for excessive use of resources to little or no purpose.

But mostly I think he should be banned so that he can try to start having a real life. I picture a home bound Ned, ear to his scanner, right hand typing away, wasting away his youth.

He should at least have a youth and then come here and waste away his life...

LOL

Originally posted by cbaker17
maybe ned doesnt speak english and uses a crummy translator to post here, that would explain a lot maybe... No, I don't think translators are that bad. At least they usually have at least some punctuation.

Originally posted by ned patter
No i don't take drugs.
Honestly i have no idea why you all can't understand what i'm talking about.

:smokin::emlaugh:

Ned - you make me laugh so much - Watching you with your Scottish way of speaking and watching these Americans try to understand what the hell you are talking about - it's better than any comedy on TV.

Keep going mate, us Aussies love a bit of humor, plus we have the added advantage of having a lot of American and some Scottish television on our TV's here so I am having no trouble understanding both camps.

I am wetting myself watching all this from the sidelines. Very funny stuff.

Originally posted by mwatkins
I think he should be banned for excessive use of resources to little or no purpose.

But mostly I think he should be banned so that he can try to start having a real life. I picture a home bound Ned, ear to his scanner, right hand typing away, wasting away his youth.

He should at least have a youth and then come here and waste away his life...

LOL
I go out every day, dog walks and that.
Quite frankly i think your scared to be Scottish, is there a little bit of truth in that?.

See this thread? Well it reminds me of a reply I once made to one of this characters posts:

http://webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?threadid=56594

Ya know, I'm half scottish and I still don't get you sometimes...

Well half Scottish does not qualify to be Scottish i'm afraid so i wouldn't expect you to understand anything i say althoug i think some people are joking by saying they don't understand when i have made things quite clear and simple so from now on i will make posts as simple so if you say "ohh i don't understand" then that would mean your a bit daft wouldn't it?.

I think it's obvious that Ned has a lot of 'Scotch' in his blood. :beer:

It's not because you're Scottish that we're having troubles understanding what you say. It's your improper usage of the English language.

Originally posted by Synthetic
It's not because you're Scottish that we're having troubles understanding what you say. It's your improper usage of the English language.
I don't think that's right.

Originally posted by ned patter

I don't think that's right. Maybe it's not right, but it's certainly quite true.

Originally posted by Phrozen
Maybe it's not right, but it's certainly quite true.

Not for everybody. I understand him OK

What's wrong with what I said?

Ned, how would you have said it? :)

Originally posted by Synthetic
What's wrong with what I said?

Ned, how would you have said it? :)
Well it's you that has the communication troubles so i think it's only right that you shouldn't blame it on me.

You were the first individual to say that my post was incorrect. Therefore, I am interested in how you would have properly phrased the sentence I posted.

I can't remember what exactly you said..
If i was you i would have never had said it at all because it's wrong.

Originally posted by ned patter
I can't remember what exactly you said..
If i was you i would have never had said it at all because it's wrong. You can't remember, or you can't read? The post is just a few spots above... :rolleyes:

If i was you i would have never had said it at all because it's wrong.If you're going to contradict the phrasing of my sentence, at least provide an explanation. Otherwise, you have no point, really.

Oh come on saying i can't read is very poor.

Not only are you mis-understanding me, you seem to be avoiding my question.

You: I can't remember what exactly you said..

My reply: You can't remember, or you can't read? The post is just a few spots above...

The question left un-answered: How would you have phrased the sentence?

Your asking: "You can't remember, or you can't read? The post is just a few spots above..." yes?.
It takes around 12 seconds to get from page back to page and i could not be bothered.

Originally posted by ned patter

It takes around 12 seconds to get from page back to page and i could not be bothered.

:eek2: :eek:

Originally posted by davehooper.net


:eek2: :eek:
:eek: Ditto...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Well, I guess that depends on what you entered in the board settings.

Anyways, my question is still left un-answered. If you are going to point out a mistake, or at least claim that there is one. Have a valid reason for doing so.

Come on hit me with all the questions you can can make up.

How would you have phrased the sentence?

I've posted it more than once.

No No i said "that's wrong" and from what i can remember i said "i wouldn't have posted it at all".
I didn't say what you said was wrong i said your wrong.
Or something.

Ah, I see. :)

So I suppose all those posts were pretty much meaningless, and neither of us really knew what each other was refering to. :blush:

Originally posted by cbaker17
After reading a couple of ned platters posts, i now have come to the conclusion, that to become a member you must take a drug test.

Or to translate to ned platter lingo:

Yesterday my dog was choking, from my collar on a string, chickens were squaking, at the chain, dragged by dog, to house, where oddball posts were flying at me from my dell black monitor that i like very nice, because old man salesman screamed, drinking from the slurpee, i like dell, dont like signs, signing up, too hard to become member, test this test that. I never was good in school.

Can I offer DrugTesting.biz as the official affiliate? :D

Ned, im still yet to figure out how anyone thats been here as little time as you can have managed to create so many posts, its just amazing.

Its not just posts of "MP Sent" or "." (mentioning no names) they are actually real posts.

I know, I know, Nobody can understand them but still, they are real posts.

I was actually thinking of banning Ned at one point for being "Overly Useless" but hey, hes made me laugh on more than one occasion so hes ok now :D

Keep up the... Erm... "Unusual Work" Ned ;)

Originally posted by ned patter
Oh well someone said i was extracting urine from our translantic cousins.

Incidently, for those that didn't get this... the translation is:

"Taking the p*ss out of the yanks" :)

Greg Moore

Wow, Greg! Would you just follow ned around and tell us what he says? :D

oh rest assured I get just as confused as everyone else at times. :)

Greg Moore

Originally posted by SoftWareRevue
Wow, Greg! Would you just follow ned around and tell us what he says? :D

See my ned patter tranlastion guide (http://www.webhostingtalk.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=67031) thread for a handy reference point to translating nedspeak

wtf? we never should have bailed england out of ww2

I enjoy Ned's banter, he keeps it in the proper area no? Creating a thread to bash another member is perverse.