I got a new computer like 5 months ago from PC world ok.
I bought the computer and corrected the sales man on his advice about Win TV and we paid for it and the guy helped out out with all the stuff cause we got a few other things and then i get like away from the annoying guy and he shouts " I very much hope you enjoy your brand new home computer";) , everyone looked so see who was shouting:eek: .

The threads are getting stranger :bawling:

wtf? pc world sells magazines and computers now?

Forget this post sorry.

and this one sorry

:confused:

Sorry i made a few spelling mistakes in the first one and ment to edit it but instead i made another post so i got a bit mad.

Are you guys reading this stuff? Hilarious content in these posts from ned.

I agree Dave. This is more entertaining than anything else I could be doing. :D

Originally posted by davehooper.net
Are you guys reading this stuff? I've tried! Really... I have... but it's just not possible to understand... :(

It's almost like watching "Deep Thoughts," By Jack Handy. (SNL)

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Date Registered: 06-20-2002

And close to 100% of his posts are incoherent or without purpose.

Nuff said.

Jack Handy at least made sense and was occasionally funny. Ned's case is just sad. Ritalin, perhaps Concerta might be just the ticket for him.

Who is Jack Handy? :confused:

Jack Handy was a character on Saturday Night Live. I wish I could remember some of his poems. They were great.

Guys? Give us some Jack Handy stuff.

Well he couldn't have been that good if he's no longer on the show.

There's nobody good on the show anymore. I think it's on the verge of being cancelled. (Please, for the sake of all that's good, cancel the show!)

Originally posted by ned patter
Well he couldn't have been that good if he's no longer on the show.

ned, I think that shows been going for many years. Not sure as I am in Australia, but it's possible he was on it decades ago perhaps.

Here's some old Jack Handy bits: http://www-personal.umd.umich.edu/~nhughes/htmldocs/deepthoughts.html

:eek2: what was that?

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

hahahaha

If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.
- Jack Handy

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
- Jack Handy

And one of my personal favorites:

Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.
- Jack Handy

And this is of particular relevance to Ned:
I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.
- Jack Handy

This may explain both YUPAPA and Ned in one fell swoop:
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
- Jack Handy

However Ned owns this one:
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
- Jack Handy

Originally posted by davehooper.net
"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."

hahahaha

oh thats so cruel :D

All this and more at:
http://www-personal.umd.umich.edu/~nhughes/htmldocs/deepthoughts.html