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ned patter
08-02-2002, 05:36 PM
But off topic but..



My brother and his pals were up Arthurs seat last night at 3am and there's this mad guy up this hill/small mountain and he shouts "i'm phoning the police" and he jumps on your car anyway my brothers freind works in ikea and he got given a big yellow jacket like the police jackets and he went out with the car as soon as he got out of work so anyway there was this mad guy shouting up the hill in the middle of the city so my brothers freind gets a massive torch out to shine it at the mado so he's shining the torch about the hill and then he goes back into the car and this suddenly these police cars start racing up the hill and this copper goes "hey who's the one flashing that light" and then this boy comes out of his car holding the torch with a big yellow jacket on and the coppers thought he was taking the pees but he forgot he had the jacket on..

greengunboat
08-02-2002, 07:40 PM
just a little proof reading, thats all were asking here.

Etrinix
08-02-2002, 08:14 PM
errm... say wha?

filburt1
08-02-2002, 08:44 PM
A few periods go a long way :cartman:

shaunewing
08-02-2002, 08:47 PM
Remember the rule they teach in primary school... "I before E except after C" :)

--Shaun

Andyc
08-02-2002, 11:07 PM
Nobody can tell a story better then Ned...nobody!

fractiousws
08-02-2002, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by filburt1
A few periods go a long way :cartman:

What are you talking about. He has 2 at the end :D ;)

TheGAME1264
08-02-2002, 11:19 PM
Okay see okay one time Randy Beamon, one time Randy Beamon's mom she walked out to get the mail and she walked back in but it was really cold and icy and stuff and she slipped on an ice patch and she died.

Kay, bye.

(Ned's not the only one who can tell or partially steal a good story from Animaniacs. :) )

RRolfe
08-03-2002, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by TheGAME1264
Okay see okay one time Randy Beamon, one time Randy Beamon's mom she walked out to get the mail and she walked back in but it was really cold and icy and stuff and she slipped on an ice patch and she died.

Kay, bye.

(Ned's not the only one who can tell or partially steal a good story from Animaniacs. :) )

LOL
:D

Acroplex
08-03-2002, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by ned patter
But off topic but..



My brother and his pals were up Arthurs seat last night at 3am and there's this mad guy up this hill/small mountain and he shouts "i'm phoning the police" and he jumps on your car anyway my brothers freind works in ikea and he got given a big yellow jacket like the police jackets and he went out with the car as soon as he got out of work so anyway there was this mad guy shouting up the hill in the middle of the city so my brothers freind gets a massive torch out to shine it at the mado so he's shining the torch about the hill and then he goes back into the car and this suddenly these police cars start racing up the hill and this copper goes "hey who's the one flashing that light" and then this boy comes out of his car holding the torch with a big yellow jacket on and the coppers thought he was taking the pees but he forgot he had the jacket on..


Good one but I thought that yellow anoraks are worn by british bobbies and that IKEA is a swedish company with lame furniture.