Neone here know what a female thinks all the time? What do they want to hear from you?

Sure, I don't mind females. The more the merrier :D

Yes, dear. I was just kidding. OK. Yes, dear, snookums, light of my life.

Sorry guys I have to go, um, fix the car. Yeah, that's it, the car.

The truth.

I could be really insensitve right now, but i will try my hardest not to be.


What a woman is thinking all the time is probably similar, in a way, to what you are thinking all the time. it is rarely the same thing and always changing.

women are people just lke men, you know:)

All the women think about is sex, and sex they just lie about it.. i know this first hand and need help getting out of a realtionship


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Yes. Women, think about various things.

We want to hear the truth, but the gentle truth, and we really don't want to be treated equally, we just don't want to be treated like you males are superior because of what you have in your pants and we don't.

And I think about computers 75% of my day; 10% of the rest is when I'm asleep, another 5% I'm thinking about going to sleep or wanting to sleep, and the last 10% is everything else.

Originally posted by BiaSecurity
All the women think about is sex, and sex they just lie about it.. i know this first hand and need help getting out of a realtionship


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What do you mean they lie about it?

Originally posted by secludo
And I think about computers 75% of my day; 10% of the rest is when I'm asleep, another 5% I'm thinking about going to sleep or wanting to sleep, and the last 10% is everything else.

That's really sad :)

:cartman: :D :bawling:

Shoes!!!

Weekdays:

Work 75% of the day
Accounting 3% of the day
Sex 5% of the day
Civilization call to power 2% of the day
How to avoid business meetings 3% of the day
Anarchy 5% of the day
and of course "SHOES" 10% of the day (lol)


Weekends:

(various quantities of)
Work
Civilization call to power
Computer shows
Movies
sex
How to avoid trips to visit relatives
How to get men to clean up after themselvs
How to tactfully tell my man I don't want to hear another story about his past female friends. ( I'd rather not know).
And of course "SHOES".

what is this "SHOES" obsession?

lol...

what is this "SHOES" obsession?


I was being facetious about the shoes part as I thought the previous comment was humorous.

But I have to admit they have some mysterious apeal.

Mj.

How to get things up and going and living life to the fullest... Yep, something like that.

Either that, or it's because I'm still young :D

The "shoes" syndrome doesn't apply to all women, you know. I for one don't have more than 5 pairs, including my prom shoes and all ;)

Hmm, I lost count on the number of pairs my girl friend has...

What about the clothes obsession?

I have one pair of Vans that I've owned for over 4 years :D They are still in pretty good condition so I don't bother buying new ones. I think I have some dressy shoes that I bought about 5 years ago for a funeral but I don't know where they are.

Men really are such simple creatins, . . . . I mean creatures aren't they?
They won't think about anything or any one else until their "basic" needs are met, or unless they have to, just to meet those needs. Their basic needs are: food, and sex, but not neccessarily in that order.

Women confuse men because they think about all sorts of things, many of which are not wrapped around themselves.
The shoe thing? First admit that certain shoes do not turn men on, then you can tell women they have too many shoes.

I find too many people try to "fit" their potenial partner, then after awhile, they try to make that parner "fit" them, instead of just being themselves in the first place. Then they wonder why they don't get along. Just take your time and be true to yourself, so that when the right one comes along, you will be free to follow your dreams.

Originally posted by ALTCO
Neone here know what a female thinks all the time? What do they want to hear from you?
Why do you want to know what we think? If we told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore. :angel:

I think... my guy is the best guy in the world for me.
I think... computers are like children, needs to be told what to do all the time.
I think... it's sad when my rat killed all her newborn.
I think... things would be better if I were in charge of things.
I think... there for I am.

A great thing about women is they have strengths that perfectly complement our (male) weaknesses. If you wish genuine insight read Mary Karr's "Liar's Club" and "Cherry". Women rule. http://www.salon.com/may97/karr970521.html

I have to agree with the show thing, at least in case of my fiancee. A while back I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.
"Shoes!", she said.
As I know she's a shoe addict, I already had that under consideration so I asked her what else she wanted.
"Boots!" was her reply. :)

As what normal women think, I couldn't really say for sure. She's the son her father never had (computers, car repair, Star Trek etc etc), so All I can say from recent experience is, the same as what I think :)

Greg Moore

Shoes... I really don't get the obsession with shoes. I have two sisters and have many female friends, they have a multi-variable types of shoes: shoes that click when you're walking for no reason to shoes that they wear when they go to this specific mall another pair of shoes that they wear for another mall (no kidding here). They seem to like to collect shoes as I used to like collecting the most random baseball cards... you would think that this kind of obsession goes away with time - but this is definately not the case, it's just the obsession gets bigger because they have a larger collection of shoes. I open up one of their closets and all I see is couple of those shoe hangers that hold like 30 pairs... but there are like 4 of them strung on the wall of their huge walk in closets.

I'm not talking negatively on it... I guess it's like opening up my small tiny little closet and finding the most ancient and random computers, parts, monitors, and etc. :D I guess going by a shoe store is like going by a computer/electronics store :stickout

For shoes tho, I only have 3 pairs... tennis shoes, boots that I often can use as dress shoes, sandals. And I don't care about them until one of the shoes gets worn out to the point of being able to feel the shape of a pebble through the soles :D

I personally own one pair of 20 hole Doc Martens. Good enough for dresswear, and as comfortable as any pair of shoes in existance.

Greg Moore

Female's like bad guys :pimp:

-- confirmed :dgrin:

Not sure you guys get the impression that all women are into shoes :eek: :confused:

I would never wear them if I could get away with it. I maybe buy one pair a year???? :rolleyes:

Hi!
This is a slightly long one... But it does explain males and females quite well... ;)

~WOMEN -

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later.

"We need to talk" = I need to bitch

"Sure....... ... go ahead" = I don't want you to.

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me.

"Are you listening to me?" = [Too late, you're dead.]

~MEN~

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired" = I'm tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you?

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you?

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you?

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are
you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you" = Let's have sex now.

"I love you too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

Have a great day :)

Regards
Amar

Bobcares, ever thought about offering tech support for men? :stickout

"Yeah baby just call me at this number 24/7 when you want something other than sex. I always resolve issues within 6 hours."

LOL!

Lol, I always thougt men never needed support....
Also at any stage where they do need support I guess they need a girlfriend or a wife more than bobcares.... :)

Bobcares cares... But a your wife would love and care more than anybody ...

Have a great day :)

Regards
Amar


Originally posted by Skeptical
Bobcares, ever thought about offering tech support for men? :stickout

"Yeah baby just call me at this number 24/7 when you want something other than sex. I always resolve issues within 6 hours."

I always thought,

women + minds = brains ...

but,

women != brains

So, how can they have minds? :eek:

-kunal :confused:


*ducks as he watches the shoe miss him and hit chicken on the head*